and good morning all...how are we today then?good I hope.going fora bit ofa walk then taking the engines to the model shop..I was redoing some of the scenery last night...andbearing in mind the loft isnt ventilated ..jeez hthe smell of cellulose paint..ok quick brewtime.
hiya ppqp..a handful of discreetly placed tacks should sort your parking issue out..how are you doing?this issue with the leg has been going on some time now.Seems like we have got a world internet problem!!hows the garden doing?
Lav ...you are so kind ...as much as we would like to keep Trump..he is rightfully yours..in fact if you want we could send him back with Farage and Johnsson....then you would have the full set ..Curly Larry and Mo.so it isnt the home for Happy Hens then eh?you could always introduce them to your Amish friend...hope you haveagoodday.
hiyaPauly ..how are you today then?hope all is well with you.
Hiya tg ..hope the move is going good ...take it eazee.
hiya sam hows you then mate? good I hope.
right folks hope you all have a good day.
I took my parrot to try out for BGT, and the lady interviewing us asked me what he did and I replied, "He talks."
She replied, "A talking parrot is really pretty unimpressive and common."
"Yeah, but he's actually pretty interesting once he gets going with his opinions on Trump and Brexit."
I bought a bag of balloons for my sons 1st birthday today .
Once I had started to blow each one up , I realised they had tiny little pin pricks all over them . What a let down .
I took my son to this petting zoo and started getting tired, so I sat down on a rock.
The owner came up to me and said, "Sir, you can't sit there."
I got a bit peevish and said, "Why not ?"
"Because that's the giant tortoise."
I got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
I bet you read that wrong too!
Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow.
The presenter said, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century.
Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"Sticks!" Paddy replied
As a child:
'You are grounded. '
As an adult:
'Your package will be delivered between 8 am and 6 pm. '
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Grandad
QUICK, STOP THE CREMATION!
Congrats to all those getting their A levels today. To all those going on to uni to do art or multimedia, just remember one thing.
I don't want pickles on my big mac.