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      Mae everybody,Mick hope you're settling back into reality ok haha, does it take you a few days to get over jet lag and stuff? The new puppy is definitely a "morning person" and he's driving me nuts right now! He learned how to climb the stairs so now he's exploring my room and bathroom and destroying my rolls of toilet paper Lav,I dunno about DT,I still call him the new Teflon Don,,he seems untouchable,that speech he gave yesterday pissed me off cuz A.i was watching my show and B.all he did was kiss his own ass the whole thing! We'll see what happens I guess,I'm going to a huge art in the park October 5 so I'll be amongst the artsy folks too I hope you sell tons, tired this morning cuz there was some unidentified chirping outside all night,at first I thought it was the puppy but when I went downstairs all was quiet and when I came in my room there it was again I think maybe it was a car alarm not working right or something,anyhoo much love to all and wishes for a great BF Thursday,has anyone heard from PQ? Hope she's ok
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      Re: Sun 22

      morning all,
      Lav, interesting week politically, I hope against hope the the CON will finally be held accountable. It will get very ugly before its over and the justice dept has some splaining to do as well.

      Mick, looks like a wonderful vacation, if you're tired of rain, send some our way, the spigot wouldn't turn off in the spring, now we can't get it turned back on.

      Pauly, new dog? how old?

      TG, sounds as if it was a good move

      well off to it, might listen to a little CSpan today while computing!
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      Re: Sun 22

      Greetings folks,

      Still dry here even after a few drops of rain this afternoon. I can’t even dig in the new plants I bought yesterday, the ground is rock hard. I guess they’ll have to wait a while.

      Pauly, that chirping wasn’t a low battery in the smoke detector, was it? I’ve been fooled by that before. Our alarms are all hard wired now so I don’t have to deal with that. Have you given any thought to a crate for your pup? It really simplifies the whole puppy training, housebreaking, shoe chewing thing, Lol

      Sam, Trump is incoherent as far as I’m concerned. I’m sick of this 3 year nightmare so I hope this is his ticket out of the white house.
      The UK has BOJO, their clown to deal with too, haha!

      Hello to Mick, busy today?
      Cyn & Det, hello to you too!
      PQ, please check in with us, we miss you.

      Have a nice night everyone.
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      hiya all...how are we then?Good Ihope ...well we are in storm whatever it is now ...its raining and pretty windy.I did post yesterday but it was on my phone..so dont know where it went ...heres a beauty for you Couldnt get sound on my computer...no matter what I did it wouldnt happen took it to the shop explained it blah blah ...the guy took ages and in the end said that he didnt know..went thru all my settings and yup there it was ..I ticked the mute button on google ....duh!Went and picked the wabbits up ...they have captured the eye of the person that owns it ..they give them free run of the whole building not just a hutch and pen ...they love it bought a new loco for my set ..another diesel ..it has sound etc..Just working it out ...its only 7 months till we go to Florida ...that has flown in .and yep meeting up with our friends again .
      hey Lav ...you not like clowns ... how come bojo is likea clown ...clowns are funny this asshole aint its scary how much him and trump have in common...ground here is flooded ..Ive got some paving slabs to relay but it needs to dry foist.

      hiya Sam ..you well mate?theres plenty of rain you can have here ..the spigot is well and truly on .

      hiya pauly hows you girl?you good ..nope dont get jet lag the time zones are the same .I bet the chirping is an alarm battery ...been there done that

      hiya teegee ..you good?I hope so

      Pie you ok havent heard from ya for yonks ..

      Liverpool FC have failed in a move to trademark the word 'Liverpool'.

      Why don't they just steal it?

      If it looks like impeachment , swims like impeachment , and quacks like impeachment ,

      It's Donald Duck !

      I took my dog for a walk in the rain in Crocs but never again.

      They kept falling off his paws.

      The Cowboy and the Lesbian
      As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

      To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. I guess I am."

      After a short while, he asked her what she was.

      She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

      A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

      To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

      The budding actor's agent finally gets him a part. It is only one line, 'Hark I hear a cannon!', but it's the part that could launch his career.

      He practices the line over and over again for days before the performance. He can't mess this up - his career could depend on this. He tells his parents and all his friends he has a part in a brand new production and gets them all to come to the opening night.

      Finally the day arrives. He arrives at the theater and the security guard at the actors' entrance asks who he is. He boasts proudly "I'm the guy who says 'Hark I hear a cannon!'". To everyone who asks, he grins and says "I'm the guy who says 'Hark, I head a cannon!'" - the makeup crew, the electricians, the set designers, the costume designers, everyone - "I'm the guy who says 'Hark I hear a cannon!'".

      The call comes to him to go stage-side and wait for his cue. He stands there repeating his one line over and over again, 'Hark, I hear a cannon!'.

      Eventually he gets his cue to go on stage.

      Suddenly he hears a loud BANG.

      "What the fck was that?!"

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      c) Proliferation
      d) Cinnamon

      Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:

      a) Specificity
      b) British Constitution
      c) Passive-aggressive disorder
      d) Transubstantiate

      Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:

      a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
      b) Nope, no more booze for me.
      c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
      d) No kebab for me, thank you.
      e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
      f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
      g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
      h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
      i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
      j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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      Re: Sun 22

      morning all
      been enjoying these cooler evenings, good for sleeping. Mick, enjoyed the jokes. Heard this one the other day:
      the Canary Islands actually have no canaries on them. The Virgin Islands have no canaries either.

      so yesterday was the 50th for Beatles' Abbey Road. I remember it because my dad had become an avid listener to the white album played Abbey Road over and over again. I always found that interesting because he was more a big band jazz type person. He loved to dance. I vaguely remember him being able to do the Russian type dancing where you square and kick out a leg at a time.

      looks like a nice day shaping out there, hope everyone's is stellar!
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      Re: Sun 22

      Mae everybody,Mick loved the cowboy joke good you don't hafta adjust to the time but travel still makes me feel "off" for a bit,Sam,I've tried that Russian dance just to be silly and it's hard! Lav,I'll train the puppy the old fashioned way I don't wanna put him in a crate,very quiet here lately but whatever,much love to all and wishes for a great BF Friday!
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      I sent this to a few folk this morning ....it is hilarious ...it take s it to extremes ...but how many of us usedto do similar obviously not to the same extent

      Mick Miller LIVE - Drunk announcer doing the Noddy show on the radio - YouTube
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Re: Sun 22

      Good evening friends,

      Not too bad today temp wise, still waiting for some much needed rain.

      Mick, I’ll take your extra rain, at least for now. Just heard it’s heating up to the 90’s again next week - the first week of October. This is so sad for the planet.
      I can not listen to Trump talk on TV without wanting to lock him up in a dementia unit someplace. His rambling speech yesterday was the last straw, he needs to go. I used to like clowns, now I’m sick of them!!

      Pauly, just so you know - crate training is recommended by professionals. You never use the crate as a punishment. It’s a safe haven for them, their beds. It also stops destructive behaviors like chewing, etc. When your dog is older you can comfortably go out for several hours & not have to worry about anything being destroyed

      Sam, I can’t sleep with windows open due to allergies but I am enjoying the cooler evenings. No rain at your place either?

      The drunk announcer video is hysterical - every one should take a few minutes to watch

      Hello to Cyn, Det & PQ. Pie, where are you?

      Have a nice night guys.

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      Re: Sun 22

      Mae all -
      How's everything? It seems endless now, the news cycles and breaking news and people say yes do, and no don't. I was hoping the equinox might bring a little peace, but guess not! Trying to stay balanced and resilient, but with these characters, not so easy!

      Mick, glad to hear the bunnie's charm offensive worked - they got the run of the place! Thanks for all the news about Thomas Cook, wow what a mess.... always nice to hear the human-interest stories. Good luck with your situation over there - maybe it will all work out to the good?

      Pauly, when did you get a new pup? Does he still have the puppy smell? I used to loved that. Not to pile on, but I must say that I used to hate crates and thought that they are mean and restrictive, but I learned through a couple of dogs that they are really good for the dogs... it's like the wolves that love their den... it becomes a safe place, a haven. Granted, it takes a little training, but the sooner one does it, the better. I think there are lots of good guides online. It keeps their anxiety down, so less chewing, accidents in the house, etc. My female absolutely adored her crate - spent lots of napping time there!

      Sam, sending best rain wishes your way, crazy the ups and downs of the weather.

      Lav, another craft show? Good for you! Sorry to hear that grandson 2 is having a hard time, it glad that he is aware and trying to improve. I love the sound of your plants... I hope you get them in the ground soon.

      PPQ - sending light.

      Hello to Det!

      Thursday I did an intake on a client in Queens (NYC). It took me an hour to get there and an hour back, in terrible traffic. Honestly i think people on the road are just nuts. I am going to help this person find someone else to work with... it's just not worth the stress. Yesterday I took the dog and drove up to our old town - I have things in a barn of one of my clients... the end stuff that didn't have a place when we moved - camping gear, my business files, other stuff. I need to get it all out of there... so I made a special trip up yesterday and gave a bunch away, brought a few things back here, but where they'll go, I have no idea!! I guess it will all get figured out eventually.

      The drive yesterday was really beautiful - golden fall light, and turning leaves. I love trees again, now that I don't have to clean up a millions pounds of leaves off of a lawn... yippee!

      Wishing all a beautiful day.
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      Re: Sun 22

      hiya all...how are we today then?good Ihope..Raining here ...surprise surprise.The rabbits no longer hope ..they swim..not going detecting tomorrow its supposed to batter down with rain too.
      Hiya tree how are you doing?sounds like you are sort of getting it all together.Hopefully yes things will be ok .Strangely enough they run this house too.

      hiya Lav how are you then?good I hope ...I watched a prog last night on Air Force One the cost of that is unreal..plus Trump criticised it all before he got the chair ..now he is never out of the bloomin thing

      hiya pauly ..you ok ?

      Det not seen you for a bit you ok|?

      take it eazee .

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      wherever i hide my money, she always finds it.

      Just got an email saying I'd won a rod, reel and some floats, but they needed my home address to mail them to me.
      It was obviously just phishing.

      It was lovely to see my family celebrate a special Birthday with me over dinner.

      All I had to do was turn the internet off.

      "Cruise pensioners guilty of smuggling 1m of cocaine"

      On the bright side, they don't have to worry about paying for sheltered housing for the next few years.
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