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    and good afternoon all how are we today then ?guess what lovely and sunny outside yet again but it's pretty cool too ..two rabbits are playing outside in between that and running in and out of the garage now I have removed the other rabbit hutch from in the garage, they both get along great no longer has Jeeves got his bachelor pad haha
    And you think you've got lunatic politics over your side of water do you? Just look at ours now were looking at a general election just before Christmas this lot couldn't run a P up in a brewery
    Hiya pauly how are you today? Have you still got the sneezes?hope not.saw the pictures of the dogs wow they're not impressed at the Halloween outfits are they hope you have a good day

    Hello tree girl how are you or more to the point where are you did you fly out to see your friend? I know when you look at some other people's predicaments life doesn't seem so bad for yourself does it? Yes the roman coin is quite nice it is about 1850 years old at least. the Silver Spoon was smashed beyond recognition and I've been playing about with it trying to straighten it slightly just to put some shape into it... no particular reason it's just sad mad things I do like that. haha glad you enjoyed the jokes yes please pass them on to help if it gives anyone else a laugh then good

    Hiya ppqp how are you today? Yes it's cold over here today as well well I was going to say it start to get dark but that's just with the clocks going back yes I forgot you at your grocery stores don't sell alcohol laws are pretty strict in Canada as I recall hope you have a good day at work today remember stay calm

    Hiya lav how are you today? hope things are ok with you.. so you were dropped off a bag of fish? wow good for you I hate RockFish over here they are called poor man's cod yes I've got a big garage for the car as well but unfortunately between all the rubbish, saws ,jigs, rabbits ,hardcore rubble!! and any other piece of crap that may come in handy in the future I couldn't get push bike in their far less a car

    When I was a child I had many imaginary friends.

    They were real people... I just imagined they were my friends

    Every night I pray that Russia invades Britain.

    Putin would have this Brexit shit sorted by tomorrow morning.

    I'm the best Assistant DJ in the entire world.

    In fact, I hold the record.

    ‘Man dies after getting trapped upside down on 290ft chimney for 15 hours’

    Quickest flue-related death this year.

    Whenever I’m brought to orgasm by the touch of a woman's hand, they always say the same thing afterwards.

    "Get out and find a new chiropodist!"

    The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

    They were surprised to find in 39 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit !"

    Only the states of Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Kentucky, South Carolina, North Carolina and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:

    "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin".

    Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

    With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

    What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!

    I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.

    My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

    When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

    I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

    I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back

    I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

    My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

    It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

    Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

    A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

    A hooker once told me she had a headache.

    I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

    I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

    I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

    I knew a girl so ugly, the last time I saw a mouth like hers it had a hook on the end of it.

    I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint--a Saint Bernard!

    During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

    One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said, "Because you came home early."

    I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

    I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.

    I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!
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    Greetings Abbers,

    Just making a quick check-in while dealing with an unhappy YB. Heís doing his colonoscopy prep today, the procedure is 10:30 tomorrow morning. Need I say any more???
    I know itís a miserable thing but itís not really my problem. Right?

    PQ, -11? OMG
    Be careful out there lady!!!

    Cyn, it only took one misstep & my Mom fractured her coccyx & that opened Pandoraís box to all kinds of maladies for her. I really feel sorry for folks when that happens.
    Iíve been thru almost 3 containers of Amy Myers MD product called Gut Revive & I swear it works wonders. Itís loaded with L-glutamine & other stuff that sealed up the leaky gut situation. Iím very happy with the results & will continue it for a while.

    Pauly, glad that coworker is off the premises now. Do you know anyone that you could recommend to fill the position? Someone sane????

    Hello the Mick, Det & everyone.
    Have a nice night!

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    MAE ALL...

    TG...glad to see your post, knew you were probably going a mile a minute. We actually made it up to 26F by noon, felt like a heatwave. The iron supps seem to be helping, I'm not as dragged out as I used to be. The fires in CA are unbelievable! I thought the fires in Fort McMurray were bad but not compared to the pictures I've seen on the news. Hope your SD is safe. Sorry to hear about your friends and I'm glad you're there for support. Hopefully they'll get settled into the new apartment.

    Pauly...I was going to suggest Flonase but apparently you have everything in your arsenal. Did you have frost this morning? Hear Vegas was getting this cold front that went through here. I thought of tacos when I was in the grocery store and it just felt like too much work. LOL I'm feeling much better these days, thanks for asking.

    Mick...what no rain!! Why did you remove the rabbit hutch from the garage, thought that was going to be their winter place. I had a good day at work, not crashing as much as I was. Had a meeting with my IT guy, we're going to change our email from one provider to another and it's going to be a big project, probably take close to 2 years to complete. I'm looking forward to getting started next Tuesday, I love to be busy.

    Lav...that 10:30 is going to take a long time to get there, stay strong. And you're right, it's not really your problem, but he'll make it feel like it is. I am very aware of the ice and snow these days, way more than I used to be. Our new provincial government has decided Calgary spends too much money so one of the first things they're doing is slashing the funding to nurses and health care workers. Glad I'm out of the hospital. Gut revive sounds very interesting, I may have to research that.

    I have another chest xray and appointment with the trauma team on Monday and of course the weather is supposed to get cold again with snow. Will be getting one of the boys to chauffeur me around. Hope we all have a great evening....PPQP
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    Mae everybody,PQ,glad to hear you're feeling better hope the X-ray shows everything is healed and cleared up,Lav,yikes poor YB I'd be a grump too! I've been working at that shop for 16 years so I'm out of the loop on any other hairdressers,I'm just over it that place isn't getting any better but what? I say I'm gonna leave and never do so no use bitching I guess waves to Mick,Cyn,Det and Sam I wonder what ever happened to Pie? Much love to all and wishes for a great BF Wednesday!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"

    Off the table no MATTER what.

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    Mae all -

    Quick drop in - I am not traveling today, thank goodness. My friends are on their way with a flight nurse, and apparently staff is meeting them at the apartment. I am glad not to be involved at this point... enough said for now.

    Lav, hoping the C goes well for YB and you get a complaining-free day.
    Pauly, I hope they find a sane person to work with you!
    Mick - who would have had a silver spoon from that period? A wealthy landowner, I guess.
    PPQ - good luck with the doc visits, hope that it is all good news.
    Det - god luck with the new job.

    Wishing all well today and a happy all-hollows-e'en.

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    X-post Pauly!! Wishing you a sneeze-free day!!
    PS Lav, I have loved Amy Myers for years... thx for the reminder, I will check out that product...

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    hiya all howare we today then? good I hope ...just got back from my friends house ...had a great day..we went to the British commercial vehicle museum.

    British Commercial Vehicle Museum - Photos | Facebook

    British Commercial Vehicle Museum - LEYLAND - LANCASHIRE

    it was a really good day out..lots of old lorries and buses /fire engines wooo I hear you say.

    lav hope it all went well for yb today doubt he will be in reciept of that nursing bedside manner from your good self....

    hiya ppqp...had to take the hutch apart in the garage...I made the mistake of not putting as door on it so that they had access to it all the time ..Jeeves went in first ,peed all over the place ,thus making it has ..when she went to go in siree this is my gaff .and wouldnt let her in ..really they should have gone in together...hope you had a good day..

    hiya teegee hows you then? good I hope,,so you never hadto go travelling ....Yes it would have been someone of wealth that had a spoon like that..all hallows een...tim to get the laxative sweets and the chocolate covered onions out for the trick or treat gang...

    hiya pauly hows yoo doing then? hope all is well .

    I'm not suggesting I live in an afluent area but I've just passed some kids sat outside my local Waitrose and they asked me for 'a Bitcoin for the Guy'.

    I sat down at one of the many tables for the speed-dating session I'd signed up for.

    As soon as she started talking, she asked me, "Why do you look so miserable and unhappy ?"

    "I didn't fcking know this was going to be done at a grannys' home."

    My mate says an Australian shark ate this guys complete foot, shoe and all.
    e how big was it? I asked.

    Size - 9, he reckons.

    A Talent Scout walking down the street and comes across a man and his dog. The little dog is singing. He has a lovely voice and the talent scout says, "Come to my office. I want to sign you and this marvelous dog to a contract. This dog can make us both rich".

    The man brings his little dog to the talent scout's office. The little dog is just about to finish singing "La Donna E' Mobile," when a large dog runs into the room and grabs him by the scruff of the neck. She (it's a bitch) runs away with him in her mouth.

    The talent scout yells, "Stop her. She's taking away our fortune"!

    The man replies, sadly, "It's no use. That's his mother. She doesn't want him to be on stage. She wants him to be a doctor".

    A Young Boy, About Eight...

    ...years old, was at the store picking out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

    "Oh, no laundry", the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog".

    "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him".

    But the boy was not stopped by this and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.

    About a week later the boy was back in the store doing some shopping. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

    "Oh, he died", the boy said.

    The grocer said, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog".

    "Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him".

    "Oh I'm sorry. How did he die"?

    "I think it was the spin cycle".

    I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning. When he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the ground. Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, he grabbed hold of the next blade. In this manner, he travelled across the lawn, covering as much distance vertically as he did horizontally, which amused and delighted me.

    And then, all at once, I had what is sometimes called an "epiphany", a moment of heightened awareness in which everything becomes clear. Yes, hunched over that ant on my hands and knees, I suddenly knew what I had to do...

    Quit drinking before noon.

    I got stuck in the snow on the way home the other night and had to sleep in the car. It was no fun, let me tell you - I was hungry, lonely and f*cking freezing. I barely slept a wink.

    In the morning the snow had melted a bit and I was able to continue on my way. Having had such a shit night, I decided to go round to my girlfriend's house.

    When I got there I parked outside, looked up and saw her at her bedroom window.

    She looked so happy to see me. Suddenly I was overcome with emotion because I was so pleased to see her too. We've been together for three years so far and had some wonderful times.

    I know it may sound soppy and over-the-top but, at that moment in time, there was no-one else on Earth that I wanted to be with. She was the one.

    I got out of the car and made my way towards her front door. The front lawn was a blanket of untouched snow and, with my girlfriend still watching me, an idea crossed my mind. Giddy with emotion, I stepped onto the lawn, got down on one knee and began to carve a message in the snow, letter by letter...


    I looked up and could see her starting to breathe heavily, trying to smile as her eyes welled up with tears...


    That was 4 days ago, and she still isn't speaking to me!!!

    Lav engines




    an old Fowlers steam engine


    and guess what I saw on the way home...yep its a Spitfire ..that iconic plane from ww2

    Last edited by Mick; October 30th, 2019 at 03:20 PM.
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    Happy humpday ABerooooos!!

    Mick, whacking up your finger sounds like something I'd do mate.. all spiffy again?
    super good macro pics of the ancient it.
    where did you find the fire engines?

    Pauly, not freezing too bad? i must say I'm so grateful to have this cold front blowing through

    Tree, so glad you have some downtime to recoup a tad.

    PPQ, very best on the doc's visit.

    Lav, hows YB and you holding up? I've never had a colonoscopy and can't say I'm looking forward to one...

    well, getting my gear packed up for a very technical twighlight and blue-hour architectural photoshoot tonight... going to take
    a couple of challenging hours and you never know what you get until the shots are downloaded....some nervous anxiety here but
    also looking forward to it as it allows me to be creative and employ some new techniques.

    did I share pics of the fancy kitchen I shot that has 3 ovens?

    bonkers busy here but still making the time for my meditation group which is so helpful. Wonderful time there yesterday.

    no dinner plans tonight as I'm working so the girls are going out to eat someplace. Back soon with after-action report!

    be well loves
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    oh duh.... the vehicle museum! that's likely where you found vintage fire trucks
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    Greetings all Abbers,

    I survived the day, haha & so did YB . I have to admit I was a bit surprised to hear the doc say that he had to remove 2 polys, they will be biopsied. Then there was 4 more areas that concerned him a bit so he biopsied them as well - geez. Not going to get over excited here until the results are back. I am staying positive & YB better too or he will be receiving the wrath of Lav. So far he’s fine & is actually out running an errand for one of his Amish customers.

    Mick, I don’t know how I missed your post yesterday. The coins & spoon pics are great! LOve the old time fire trucks. They were built well!!!

    PQ, I don’t envy your cold weather but I actually don’t mind it all that much when it gets here. Keep yourself safe. Hope that CXR is clear & you can resume normal activities soon. Good that your iron supp is helping too
    Speaking of healthcare jobs, my daughter informed me today that her hospital is eliminating her job & that of others like her. She’s pissed but already has a plan in place. I can’t stand the way they treat nurses & therapists - almost like afterthoughts. So who is actually going to take care of the patients?????

    Pauly, I still wish you would go get yourself some training in another job field. You deserve to be appreciated & treated well at work

    Cyn, that’s good that you didn’t have to travel after all. Sounds like the older folks are being taken care of nicely.
    Definitely check out the Gut Revive, it has helped me so much. Her Collagen protein agrees with me as well. I mix a scoop of each in my 16 oz travel cup & fill it with hot tea.

    Det, congrats on the photo assignment - sounds really cool!!

    Hello to Sam & Pie - check in you guys

    Time to rest my weary brain. Have a nice night everyone.
    Last edited by Lavande; October 30th, 2019 at 06:26 PM.
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