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    Mae everybody, quick one from me cuz I slept like total shit! Why does that happen I wonder? It's not very often but when it hits it freaks me out and makes the problem worse! Det I used to live in St George don't think I could go back tho I'm too Vegasatized, much love to all and hopefully back later if I get thru work and stay awake haha! Have a great BF Wednesday
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    And good afternoon all how are we today then question mark hope everyone is well I've been up since early Doors this morning went to pick up a carpet which is getting laid tomorrow and now shifting all the furniture out of the bedroom it's amazing amount of junk we collect in the name of might come in handy in the future. Outside it is really foggy can hardly see over the back fence so obviously the rabbits are not out playing ok so let's have a brew

    Hiya pauly hope all is well with you despite the fact that you slept in this morning it happens to us all. Any news on any other work yet?

    Hiya Sam and how are you today question mark hope all is well with you have a good day and keep warm

    And good afternoon to you as well tree girl hope all is well with you? Yes we do we get attached to our pets. I saw some pictures yesterday of kangaroos Joey's whatever you want to call them in the little pouches they look really cute. Accept cute isn't why they were made, but nevertheless they look smart as well as being practical. Hope the sore neck gets better quick. Try putting freeze spray or something like after that that's what I do when I very very rarely manage to to hurt myself haha
    Hiya ppqp and how are you today? Hope all is well tell you what you've got it all happening to watch aren't you haha the Harry and Meghan scenario as well as the trump impeachment must be great as an outsider watching these comedy shows. How's your son today then? Hope things are getting better you enjoy the warm weather between that and the card school you've got it sussed!
    Hiya lav and how are you today then? I cannot see see what the purpose of this impeachment trial is with Trump the seem to be blocking any extra documentation to be admitted as evidence, and the also reckon that he will not have to step down as president either so what really is the purpose of spending all that money. No I won't be changing my holiday I'll still go to Disney World the only difference been I'll see a proper Mickey Mouse not one with ablonde wig. Yes the rabbits are doing fine Jeeves is back to normal whatever normal is. Take care have a good day

    Hello pap mom hope all is well with you today right folks that's me we'll see if I can put some jokes up later on in the meantime carry on ripping house apart or that's what it looks like haha

    Fcking Starbucks.

    A beggar just stopped me in the street and asked if I could spare £4.95 for a double choca mocha latte.

    Police are appealing for the person who stole 20 vials of morphine from a chemist shop to come forward as they want to make the arrest as painless as possible.

    I phoned 111 for advice on my obsession with stealing pain killers.
    They told me to take some paracetamol.

    A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk, my son. Soon, you will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything else." He added, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal... It's called golf."

    A little girl was playing in her backyard when she spotted two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

    "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having that sort of shit going on in our backyard."

    Noah's Ark

    When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up" Noah said with a demanding voice! "There will be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back".

    After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there"!

    Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Sorry, no land yet."

    "Darn it", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit!

    This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day"?

    "LOOK", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper...

    scroll down...

    a little bit more...


    Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers
    call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them?

    The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can
    be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

    My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
    I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

    My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the
    195 lbs. I've gained.

    I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks,
    "Who does something like that?"

    I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just
    give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?

    Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be
    his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire
    during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.

    The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is
    inversely proportional to the severity of the storm that's coming.

    Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' .....If
    you're in Denny's and it's your birthday... your life sucks!

    If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not
    all this, "how did you get in my house" business!

    The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going
    to get me something.

    On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas
    a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. ...This is
    upsetting news to me............ I had no idea I was Japanese.

    I can't understand why women are okay with JC Penny's older women's line of
    clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

    I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of

    Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?"

    Pat doesn't like it but being Murphy's long time friend, he agrees. After service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

    Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Pat what he's really up to.

    Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor. "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied".

    The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Pat's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home. My wife died two years ago".

    Ponderisms for Seniors
    I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off!

    Old age is coming at a really bad time!

    When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!

    The biggest lie I tell myself is ... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

    Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

    I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights.” I'm very wise.

    My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

    Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

    If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.

    The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes”.

    I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

    When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?

    Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... But it can muffle the sound!

    Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

    Lord, Give me patience and give it to me NOW.

    Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

    Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

    At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I was wanting!
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    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then proudly marching into year 5..done that bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one he casually strolls into numero 7


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    Greetings Abbers,

    Still a bit chilly but not as windy as yesterday so that was nice. Saturday is a big rain day I hear. More mud - yay

    PQ, glad you are having some decent weather, feels like a gift, right?
    Does your son have a buddy or someone willing to help him get the property cleared out? Seems like a huge hurdle for one guy to handle, especially when heís feeling down. I hope he continues to improve.
    I can only watch a little bit of the trail at a time, donít want to completely lose my sh*t, if you know what I mean. It looks like #45 & at least 45 of his Republican senators are in cahoots.
    Havenít heard from the person yet today who said she would re-size those designs I found. Hopefully sheíll come thru soon. My friend who ordered these pillows has absolutely no pre-conceived notions, haha!!

    Cyn, my granddaughter turns 9 next month & my grandson is 9 the first week of April. Time flies, huh???
    I figured I should get the joey pouches out now & will wait to hear what they will want in the future. Good luck with the knitting - something I definitely cannot do!!
    Sorry to hear about the muscle spasms, they can be awful. If you can eat bananas, get one in every day. I canít take mg supplements but I do have a good topical spray bottle that you just rub in & it really works!

    Sam, I got 10 eggs today from 19 hens. At least some of them are working this winter

    Hello to Mick & Det, Pauly & papmom!

    Have a nice night everyone!

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    MAE ALL...

    TG...hope the spasm in your neck passes quickly. I know what a pain that can be. LOL I've had chronic irits for 45 years, my ophthalmologist has a chair named after me. About 3 years ago he couldn't stop the infection and sent me to a specialist. That's when they discovered I had Rheumatoid Arthritis which start a whole new series of experiences for me. Hope you're getting some down time.

    Sam...did the wind blow today? LOL Hope things don't get too chilly.

    Pauly...hope you get a better nights sleep tonight. Wow, living in St George must have been pretty quiet for you compared to Vegas. I don't think you could go back either, you'd go stir crazy. just never stop do you. You watch your back moving out furniture for the new carpet. And let them lay the carpet!! You're right it's nice to be an outsider to the comedy shows. Don't have to watch any soap operas, they're happening live. LOL Wasn't able to play cards today as I'm in full blown Summer Camp mode at the moment. Got to get the program ready for online registration. If I didn't have to wait for input from others I'd have finished it by now. certainly is a gift and I'm not giving it back. LOL Yes, my son has great friends that are willing to just listen anytime of the day. He told me there is a group of them on the internet that talk about their mental issues. If someone is having a bad day he posts what's going on and almost instantly the support/that's exactly what's happening with me responses start pouring in. When I heard that I felt much better. I hear you about losing your sh*t, everything in moderation. LOL Hope you get the resized designs soon.

    Shout out to Det and PM3. Off to figure out the age old question What's for dinner?" Have a good night all....PPQP

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    hiya are we then? good I hope...Well, bedroom carpet laid all furniture moved back in and put together old carpet gone to the tip...Theres a good chance the hall stairs and landing will be done tomorrow....if not then Monday it is.....bit damp and foggy here again today.
    ok brew time ..

    hiya ppqp..hows you then today? good?Thats good that your lad is getting support even though it is the internet as opposed to 1to 1.backs ok,no injuries yet ...theres time tho!!hope you have a good day...and get those cards dealt out.

    hiya Lav hows you then?good hopefully...theyd have been better spending the trial money on something sensible...what a crock!!liked the lentil and spinach soup...very similar to one I make ,but I chuck leeks in it too.10 eggs from 19 hens?2 apiece with one being lazy.yes you are right ...time flies.

    hiya pauly hows you then today?hope all is well..

    hi Sam,teegee et al...hope all is good with you

    Two Southern Ladies
    One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says "Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?"

    To which the other woman replies, "Oh that's nice, that's real nice."

    The first woman then says , "And just last month he took me on one of them Caribbean cruises."

    The second woman again replies, "Oh that's nice, that's real nice."

    "Well sweetheart doesn't your husband ever buy you nice things or send you nice places?"

    "Oh", the second woman responds, "When we first got married he did send me to etiquette school."

    "Why'd he do that?" the first woman asks.

    To which the second fine southern woman replies, "Well you see, before, when someone told me about the jewellery their husband gave them, or the trips he sent her on, I would have just said I don't give a fck, but now I say that's nice, that's real nice."

    Traffic Cop: "Did you get the license number of the car that knocked you down"?

    Pedestrian: "No, but I know who it was. My mother-in-law"!

    Traffic Cop: "How can you be so certain"?

    Pedestrian: "I'd recognize that laugh anywhere"!

    Little Johnny returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, little Johnny opened his box of animal biscuits and spread them all over the kitchen table.

    "What are you doing" asked his mom?

    "The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken", said the little Johnny. "I'm looking for the broken seal".

    A sadist was walking down the street one day when he accidentally ran into a fellow who had just stepped out of a grocery store knocking him to the ground. The sadist was apologizing profusely while he helped the unfortunate shopper to his feet and aided him in gathering his groceries, now strewn all over the sidewalk.

    The shopper began telling the sadist that his scrapes and bruises were no problem since he was a masochist and enjoyed pain.

    Upon learning this news, the sadist asked the masochist if he would like to accompany him home for some fun and games. I'm a sadist you see.

    The masochists' eyes lit up and he quickly agreed.

    After reaching the home of the sadist the masochist was practically beside himself with anticipation. He nearly swooned as the sadist shackled him in a corner and walked to the opposite wall where a cat of nine tails was hanging and took it from its perch.

    The masochist was now trembling with anticipation and asked; "Are you going to beat me with that?"

    The sadist, with a gleam in his eye, answered; "NO"

    An instructor and student are sitting in a helicopter, the instructor says "Take it straight up to 100 feet and bring it back down".

    The student does without a problem, so the instructor tells him to "Take it up to 200 feet and back down".

    Again the student's performance is flawless.

    Then the instructor gets out of the chopper and tells the student that his first solo is to take it up to 300 feet and land it by himself.

    The student takes off and gets up to about 300 feet then suddenly comes crashing down.

    The instructor runs up to the wreckage and says "You were doing so good...what happened"?

    The student replies "Well I got up to about 290 feet, but it got so cold up there I figured I would turn the big fan off".

    Bubba the Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God's country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job!!!!

    Bubba walks into an international paper company office and fills out an application as an experienced log inspector. It's his lucky day!!! They just happen to be looking for someone, but first, the log foreman takes him for a ride into the forest in the company pickup truck to see how much he knows.

    The foreman stops the truck on the side of the road and points at a tree "see that tree over there, I want you to tell me what species it is and how many board feet of lumber it contains".

    Bubba the redneck promptly answers, "that thar's a whitepine, 383 board feet of lumber in 'er".

    The foreman is impressed!!! He puts the truck in motion and stops about a mile down the road. He points at another tree through the passenger window and asks the same question. This time, it's a bigger tree of a different class.

    Bubba replies "that's a loblolly pine and she's got about 456 clear board feet".

    The foreman is really impressed with the good ol' boy, he has been quick and got the answers right without using a calculator!!!!

    One more test. They drive a little further down the road, and the foreman stops again.. This time, he points across the road through his driver side window and says, "and what about that one"?

    Before the foreman finishes pointing, the Bubba says, "white oak, 242 board feet at best".

    The foreman spins the truck around and heads back to the office a little ticked off because he thinks the red neck is smarter than he is. As they near the office, another foreman stops the truck and asks Bubba to step outside.

    He hands him a piece of chalk and tells him, "see that tree over there"? "I want you to mark an x on the front of that tree!!"

    The foreman thinks to himself, "idiot, how would he know which is the front of the tree"?

    When Bubba reaches the tree, he goes around it in a circle while looking at the ground. He then reaches up and places a big white 'X' on the trunk.

    He walks back to the foreman and hands him the chalk. "that thar's the front", Bubba says.

    The foreman laughs to himself and asks sarcastically, "how in the hell do you know that's the front of the tree"?

    The good ol' boy looks down at his feet, while rubbing the toe of his left boot cleaning it in the gravel and replies, "cuz somebody took a s**t behind it"!

    Needless to say he got the job and started the very same day.

    Texas vs California

    The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor’s dog, then bites the governor.

    The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

    He calls animal control.

    Animal control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 to test it for diseases and $500 to relocate it.

    He calls a veterinarian.

    The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 to test it for diseases.

    The governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for infections from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.

    The running trail is shut down for 6 months while scientists from the Department of Fish & Game conduct a $100,000 project to make sure the nature area is now free of dangerous animals.

    The governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

    The state legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

    The governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.

    The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training regarding coyote behavior.

    PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million lawsuit against California.


    The governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

    The governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging.

    The governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow-point cartridge.

    The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

    And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then proudly marching into year 5..done that bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one he casually strolls into numero 7


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    Good evening Abbers,

    Had a nice, basically do nothing day, haha!
    I did a little cleaning, then went out for lunch & have been cruising the internet ever since. I’m actually in the R&D mode, looking for new things to add to my embroidery stuff

    PQ, speaking of camp my granddaughter is already signed up for 2 or 3 weeks at Girl Scout camp this summer. Her best friend is going too so they’ll have a good time I’m sure.
    So what did you end up making for dinner? We cleaned out the leftovers tonight so I’ll have to come up with something new tomorrow!
    Glad your son has found a support group online, we know they work!

    Mick, more clouds moving into our area here, bringing Saturday’s rain I suppose.
    Nice to have the carpeting done, or half done anyway. Be careful with the furniture moving, something i try not to do anymore.

    Hello to Pauly, Cyn, Det & anyone else stopping by later.
    Have a nice night!

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    MAE ALL...well at least Mick and Lav LOL

    Mick...son is also seeing a therapist 1 on 1 but it's nice to have the internet at 2 in the morning. Means mommy can sleep. LOL So when you're finished with the stairs and landing can head over here? It was cloudy here to today but that was because of the chinook clouds. This weather is supposed to last through next week. YAY

    Lav...R&D mode LOL. If I come across anything I'll let you know. Camp registrations open up the first of January around here and they fill up fast. Hopefully ours will too. Is this your g/daughters first time at camp? She'll have a blast especially with her best friend. Ended up just having sandwiches for supper, couldn't even be bothered to make soup. LOL It's shepard's pie tonight so that'll make up for it.

    Shout out to the rest of the gang. Have a good night....PPQP

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    Mae all -

    Lovely to hear how all are -

    Mick, be careful with the furniture again - so far so good! Lav, I have known about magnesium spray for a long time now, but totally forgot... Thx! PPQ, glad that you are getting the summer camps ready - I am also working already on my 'summer job' - feels crazy, but there it is. Pauly, I love the word that you made up - vegasatized? Can't remember, but it was great! Det, good luck with your project. Sam, hope the wind stays down.

    Working from home today, and will try to get some library time in to work on the book ... always a challenge.

    Wishing all well and more light-filled days...

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    Mae everybody, PQ your son seems to take an active approach with his health and happiness and I think that's awesome! Too many people I know with depression or whatever just sit around whining about it, ya really have to take charge in those situations for yourself you know? Anyhoo good call on the sandwiches, I told Lb I could basically live on sandwiches everyday and be happy Cyn, Vegas is in my blood(even though I don't go to any casinos) I'm just in love with this place hubs don't get it and thinks I'm weird haha, Lav, this trial sucks and is messing up my General Hospital! It's a bad habit I picked up over the years, Michelle makes fun of me when she sees me watching it Mick are you guys gonna stay at the Disney hotel? I'm jealous. com! I think I figured out my lack of sleep thing, seems on the day's I drastically cut carbs=shit sleep, I keep trying to eat better but I'll never go that extreme again, much love to all and wishes for a great BF Fryday!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    hi all and how are you then ? ok I hope ..well today has been a real performance..Hall stairs and landing carpet was supposed to be fitted on Monday...wrong.last night fitter told me it was being delivered this morning...6.45 am this morning ..I had to go and pick it up ..fortunately it was only about a mile from me ,so loaded it in the was hanging out of the back !!last night I was lifting and cutting the old carpet up at 11pm!Then because this carpet is so big it had to be cut;.it was raining so cut it in our front room ...after I emptied the furniture into the dining room...put the carpet and then furniture back in ...In the meantime ,the fitter cut thru the burglar alarm wiring so that was going off for ages. Ive got them coming out to fix it .then took old carpet to the tip...apart from that a quiet day.

    hiya teegee....working on a book??go on whatsthat about ?

    ppqp...rand d ?nah should be r and r !!hows you then? cards today is it ?

    hiya Lav...quck jump in ...carpeting just done looking good....but..brass door handles dont match gey...but brushed chrome does ....can you guess the next bit???? Amazon day delivery hmm lets work out what I will be doing tomorrow!!

    alarm man here will nip in later

    hiya pauly..yep we are staying at the Disney Animal Kingdom lodge...stayed there last time...fantastic.animals around you all the time outside .

    Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then proudly marching into year 5..done that bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one he casually strolls into numero 7


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