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    Mae everybody, I rarely clicked like or thanks anyway, NOT because I didn't like a post but it seemed the easy way out of o didn't feel like commenting haha I like the banner PQ, Lav hope everyone heals quickly, that's a huge spread of kids to be sent home, the school system here is annoying cuz they get pissed when you keep your kids home too much, why? If Lou's sick we're keeping him home and I wish other parents would do the same but then they get that email that threatens your child is gonna be considered "truant" I'm really irritated cuz this is grade school, I could see in jr/high school when kids really do skip school but not for these little ones, Kells bf had hernia surgery Monday and she's already sick of him whining, I said it's only been 2 days give him a break haha, Mick trains are coming along great! Got my allergy tests back and I'm allergic to Timothy hay but my guinea pigs need it so there's that, Det ignore those goddam cravings! That's why I basically refuse to go to any casinos, even to eat, they're bad news! Much love to all and wishes for a great BF Thursday!
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    Cyn, hope all is good with you and wish I could eat some of your granola cuz I'm too lazy to make my own, also know I'd never stop eating it and weigh 200 pounds haha!
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    And good afternoon all.... how are we today then ? hope all is well . it is actually just started pouring down with rain so I've just had to run out and put the rabbits away and guess what..... would they play not a chance! So they are away now and I'm soaking and this is before storm Dennis even approaches. Got the coaches set up up with the new engine on the railwayI got looks really smart.... probably the best one I have .considering this started off as an idea some 2 years ago, it seems to have developed quite a lot. keeps me out of trouble!

    Hiya tree girl how are you today then ? hope all is well .glad all the nasties are on the way out. yes I think Jeeves is going through the male menopause... he is shedding for for fun whereas Bonnie has still got her winter coat. Instead of rushing about when you get home ,spend a few hours teaching the dog how to make dinner haha hope you have a great day

    Hello det how are you mate? hope all is well with you. talk about keeping busy 17 photoshoots ?wow... as for the leaning towards booze and cravings, it's how you deal with them that counts and I know you can bin them... we are all behind you. spinach things? You're not turning into Popeye are you ?haha take care friend

    Hiya lav how are you today then ? hope all is well. sorry about your daughter getting the same bug and then Pink eye on gd ? Yes we're definitely getting another storm apparently it's going to be worse than the last one I had a look at that zoo some pretty smart animals and birds in there .speaking of which ,here are a couple of pictures I saw earlier colour with pictures of camouflaged owls in them really smart

    Hiya pauly.... how are you today then question mark hope all is well with you wow that's a different one allergic to Timothy hay? are you allergic to normal hay as well? Hope things go ok for you today take care

    And where's Fred starter? Haha how are you ppqp? Hope all is well with you I think we're getting massive chunks of your bad weather... did you manage to get a card game in yesterday? or did you have to do some of that work thingy you take care and have a good day

    And big hello to everyone else hope you're well

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    OK, just so we’re perfectly clear - I like & thank everyone for their posts today & everyday

    Went & picked up our granddaughter today, she’s here with her bag of cold/flu meds & her eye drops for the pink eye, Lol
    Nothing I can’t handle & she’s actually feeling pretty good now, just a lingering cough. Her mother has to try to get back to work tomorrow so I left her with a quart of soup I made yesterday & half the loaf of Italian bread I made. These are the times I am especially grateful. To have my sh*t together so I can actually be helpful to others!!!!

    Cyn, has the rain stopped up your way too? Get ready for the cold air moving in, Brr!!
    My tentative plans for a trip to the zoo tomorrow have been postponed, tomorrow’s high will only be 32. Not taking this kid out in that

    Pauly, do you want my dairy free granola recipe? It’s simple, everyone enjoys it (you just have to control yourself) haha!!
    I always kept a sick kid home from school until they were 24 hrs fever free & no one ever gave me any grief about my decision.

    Mick, love those owl pics, I’ve seen some like that before! I actually have a magazine subscription to a monthly publication called Birds and Blooms! I get a lot of good ideas ofd what to plant to attract certain birds
    We all need a hobby to keep us out of trouble, you’re doing wonders with yours!

    Hello to PQ & busy man Det!

    Have a nice night all!
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    MAE ALL...I pulled a "Cyn" yesterday and started work at 7am and home at 9pm. Didn't even attempt to post. LOL

    Mick...fred starter here. LOL That surprised me when I saw it. Yup, yesterday was cards and I was prepared to send someone home if there wasn't a seat for me. Luckily I didn't have to. Big blue sure does look smart. The big news today is Via Rail has shut down across Canada. CNN has shut down in Eastern Canada. The Indigenous protester groups, who don't want a pipeline built, have set up protests on all railways.

    TG...tried your schedule and honestly it just won't work for me. LOL You are one busy lady. Maybe if hubs fed the dog, made dinner and cleaned up you'd gladly talk to him. Just saying.

    Det...what a great post to read...happy-crazy mode. 17 commercial photoshoots, well done. You've come a long way when it comes to giving into the booze cravings so just kick that internal dialogue in the ass and say "Take that!" Hope the shoots went good.

    Lav...chicken stir fry was a hit. I'll be having that again. I also like & thank everyone for their posts everyday. If I had a cold/flu & pink eye I'd want to be at your house too. It is a good feeling knowing that you can actually be there for those who need you. Now I want soup and Italian bread!

    Pauly...I scrolled through the thread and the yellow banner caught my eye. What was that? And it was on my post! Wonder if it'll appear again, we shall see. LOL I agree with your philosophy of keeping sick kids home, even as a single working parent. Can you use a different type of hay for your guinea pigs?

    Sam...we're all thinking of you and hope you're not dealing with crummy weather.

    Looking forward to a relaxing evening, hope you all have one as well....PPQP

    Yup, there's the banner. Wait till Mick starts next weeks thread. LOL
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    Mae everybody, Happy Valentine's dayMick that DT on the horse joke was hilarious PQ, I'd die after such a long day! 7-9 wow, Lav, it's supposed to storm there? I remember last year on V-day it was raining cats and dogs here, I mean pouring, this year probably dry as a bone, much love to all and wishes for a great BF Fryday for us all
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    good afternoon all..howare we then? good I hope ..I think storm Dennis has started here...it is hammering down with rain...The rabbits are in the conservatory ..Iwent out and pulled some grass for them!!!Isent my self a valentines card ...wrote in pencil ..so that Ican use it again!!!!!

    hiya pauly ..you ok?its def not dry as a bone here .hope you have a good weekend .do you get reddigrass over there ? that might be an alternative to timothy hay.

    hiya FredStarter ....hows you then? all good I hope ....have the railways started up again yet?Glad you got the card school in ..Im on a site called memories of batus..its pretty good its pics that squaddies over the years have taken in Suffield etc..hope you have a good weekend

    hiya Lav ...hows you then?if your weather like ours ...forget the zoo!whatsItalian bread ...bearing in mind Ive been there 4times I havent a clue what it is .You are right we all need an interest or a hobby..Ill find one some day!!

    have you seen this pic ...there are 2 birds in it

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    Greetings all!

    Having a fun granddaughter visit with the extra added bonus of one grandson, Lol
    Sunny & cold, 29 going down to ??

    Hello to PQ, take it easy young lady. Too much work can ruin a person, haha!

    Hey to Pauly!

    Mick, in case your question was serious - Italian Bread Recipe | MyRecipes | MyRecipes
    I’ve been reading about the storm moving your way but it’s not supposed to be a direct hit - so they say.

    Hello to Cyn, Det & Sam.

    Gotta go watch these kids.
    Have a nice night everyone!

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    Mae all -

    Wow, Mick. Watch out, that storm already sounds nasty. Nice of you to harvest some grass for the bunnies!!! Good luck with the storm - hope you don't suffer too much.

    Lav, wow, two grandkids - how often do they see each other? Italian bread, lol - I never thought about it! Hope you have a good night with the kids...

    PPQ, glad you got the cards in this week - I hope that you are getting some rest this weekend...

    Pauly, you crack me up, 200 lbs from eating granola!! Sorry to hear about the allergy to the hay... hope you find an alternative.

    Det, hope your work overload is working out... hard sometimes when it seems like feast or famine. How did the spinach things turn out?

    Hope everyone is OK - Sam, hope weather is not a problem for you.

    Wishing all a good Sunday tomorrow...

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    hiya all ...how are we then?all good hopefully ..weare in the middle of this storm ,it seems to be coming in waves ..blows a hooley and rains like mad then eases off ...we have a few days of this ...

    Storm Dennis: ?Danger to life' declared as UK braces for 70mph winds | ITV News - YouTube

    hiya teegee...howare you doing?alright.Yarkshire is getting a bit of a hammering in the storm too.

    Storm Dennis: In pictures - BBC News

    hiya Lav you ok? I now know what it is but didnt at the time!howsit going watching the kids?they behaving?
    take care

    big hiya to yall else...thats mepracticing for florida yall.
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