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    MAE ALL...

    Into work this morning and one of the childcare staff asked for some time to go over procedures for childcare. After that was done I couldn't wrap my head around working on the new software so I came home. LOL

    Mick...just read your post without taking a breath. Barely made it through. Good thing I didn't bash in the monitor because when I went into work yesterday the answer came to me. LOL Aren't you lucky, the minute it quits raining you get to cut grass twice!! Hope Julie's dad is doing ok. Your comment about the deformed chicken made me think of this



    Lav...we're at 89F today and still under the heat warning. I'm grateful I have A/C. How long will it take for the chicks to arrive? I'm trying to remember, is it frozen watermelon that you make for a treat? We could all probably use some.

    Pauly...I just don't know how you survive in that heat. Could that have something to do with your lack of sleep? Good plan on not making deliveries and just getting yours. It's hamburgers for supper tonight.

    Det...I think you have way too much on your plate right now to learn bridge. There's some basic rules and then you can get into all kinds of conventions. I play what we call "kitchen" bridge using the basic rules and having fun. Of course learning to score is a whole other issue. Some people never do try to figure it out. LOL A fashion shoot...big change from shooting empty houses. It must have been fun if the heat didn't bother you.

    Going to go find something in the fridge for my lunch. Have a great day all....PPQP

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    Re: July 26

    How long has this thread been active? This is the first time I've seen it - or many of you . Anyway, I hope it continues! Love, NS


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    Greetings Abbers,

    Because I was still lying awake at 1:30 am I heard a text message come in on my phone. When i looked at it this morning it was a message from my traveling chicks - they had just checked into the PO in St. Paul, MN, haha!!! I imagine they will be here in the morning & I am ready

    Pauly, it is the moon keeping us awake & there’s just nothing we can do. I change my sleep supplements from time to time but nothing ever helps with teh moon phases. We’re screwed, LOL

    Mick, glad to hear ypu finally have a dry day to get caught up with the lawn work. Things are actually pretty dry here so we could use a bit of rain.....just a bit.
    Our news is reporting the bar scenes are responsible for the current uptick in Covid cases. Damn good thing we don’t go to bars, right? If the 20 & 30 year olds wantto fill hospital beds they’re foolish!

    Det, several years ago I found an online source for garlic bulbs to grow. Can’t remember the name of it at the moment but that’s where i found the Greman garlic. It’s good & doesn’t create the heartburn that white garlic does. Crazy huh? Good luck with your photoshoots. Don’t teh models sweat in all that heat??? I sure would, Lol

    PQ, sorry you’re getting our weather but I’m telling ya we’re sick of it!!!
    I imagine the chicks will be here Thursday morning. The big girls are enjoying watermelon refrigerated or frozen, they;re not fussy

    Greetings to PIe, Sam & Cyn!

    Have a nice night all!
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    Re: July 26

    Hey NoSugar...good to see you. Mick will be able to answer your question but for me I've been on this thread for 8 years!

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    Mae everybody, Hi NS! I think I've been here 8 years too, reeled in by Mick's jokes haha Det and Lav what are your sleep supps? Out of curiosity?, Was gonna take the day off today but ahh the guilt! I'll probably just go and see if there's any deliveries for me on that area, hope everyone has a great BF Thursday, much love to all!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Wow, I thought this thread had ended and many of you had left MWO long ago. When I sign on, I always see the new posts since I last signed on and yesterday was the first time in months I saw this one. I'm so glad to see you guys are still here!

    I let my paid subscription lapse several months ago and just renewed it yesterday. I wonder if that somehow is related ???


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    Hiya alll...and howzwee today then? good I hope ..yet another scorcher today,really hot ,the virus saga continues ...the spike we have in the local are ...comes from a few families and their relations whose customs are mainly in and out of each others houses ..there is another one near my brother ,a pub decided to ignore the rules and let all and sundry in ....the social distance was measured in no tongues!and guess what? yup iris the virus spread amongst them...Ive seen a lot of bars in my time..mainly over windows !!
    did the chicks land Lav? Im still waiting for a computer that was sent on the 18th..must be snail mail...
    As for sleeping ..I was up at 4 this morning watching the dawn coming in
    Hiya NS ...how are you doing ?this thread has been going a good few years now ,when I first got here Lav was here so was Det Shue Pauly Flossie and a good few more...weve been going in one shape or another since before then its a good thread ,all mad but hey thats what makes the world go round so welcome I try and put jokes up but sometimes it gets a bit difficult

    hello to everyone else hope you are all well

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    Re: July 26

    Greetings all,

    My new chicks are here & look happy. They’ve been stuffing themselves & slugging down the electrolyte water called Quik-Chick all day, haha!!!
    The hatchery always adds an extra ‘mystery’ chick so you have to wait until they grow a bit to figure out the breed. It’s always exciting driving home from the PO listening to the peeps of 16 chicks
    Other than that, nothing new, still too hot & yucky here. That all may change as there’s a possible hurricane brewing up, we shall see.

    NS, good to see you here! Truly this thread has been around even longer than me, Lol
    Stick around with us, we’re just fabulous!!

    Pauly, I switch around between Alteril, Melodyn & toss in Benadryl most times because my allergies are so ridiculous. Between the heat & my own hot flashes sleeping in the summer months just doesn’t happen even though my house is cooled down to 68 degrees. No caffeine involved (only have half-caf in the morning). When the darkness of winter & the cold temps Get here my hot flashes subside so the supplements help EXCEPT when the moon is getting close to being full. In other words, I’ve given up worrying about sleep after all these years, haha!!

    Mick, I’m sure glad the chicks made it here faster than your computer, geez. That’s a pretty long trip from Iowa to my location in PA.
    I don’t know how anyone can actually sleep right now with all the BS going on in the world, sad.

    Hello PQ & Det, hope your day was good!
    Hello to Pie, Sam & Cyn!

    Have a nice night all!
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    Ahoy hoy ABeroooos!

    PPQ, awesome wacky video yeah I'll wait to pick up anymore hobbies... zooming like a madman here.
    Have another darned twilight shoot tomorrow night. arg! at least it's going to be pretty quick/easy. I hope!
    New software...agh! I'm knee-deep in it myself.

    Lav, I'll have to look for garlic maybe on Amazon? they seem to have everything.

    114F today in Vegas. booooooo! booooooooooo! a-hem....

    NoSugar! haven't seen you in yonks. How have you been? what's new?

    Pauly, my super knockout formula is a combo of:
    1 Unisom
    1 or 2 L-Theanine
    10mg of melatonin
    1 CBD gummy

    Mick, any train work on the books?

    Lav, a mystery chick... cute idea.

    My fashion shoot was a huge hit and she's totally stoked. whew! you never know
    poor thing about had a heat stroke so we popped back into the casino every 15m or so.
    Some darn impressive makeup as it wasn't running at all.

    Ok, a bit more marketing study and I'm off to a Refuge meeting.

    be well loves!
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    Mae everybody, Det glad your shoot went well poor thing to hafta be all made up in the heat, that's why I'm liking the make cuz I just do my eye makeup and I'm good to go haha! Lav, yea I think it was moon related cuz it seems better now, although I should knock on wood cuz that's just how it is, watched DT's fill in yesterday and even tho he just had someone close to his campaign or whatever die from covid he still downplays it, tbh I kind of liked the downplay just to get through and not run around freaked out but it just seems like it's unstoppable and it scares me, I'm also wondering why we can't just vote online? It's done in a computer at the place anyways, after having Kells dogs for a couple of days I want a puppy again, yet I'm reluctant to take on the responsibility, Spencer was everywhere and alot to keep up with, I still put some things up high cuz I'm used to him chewing everything up, PQ, I'm making turkey and cheese sliders on Hawaiian rolls, cheap, easy and good! Made turkey burgers last night and almost barfed, hubs too so no more alternative meats for us! Much love to the gang and wishes for a great BF Fryday for us all!!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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