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    Re: Abbers ~August 2,2020

    good morning are we then ? good I hope.the last time had her haircut proper length wise was at senior school ...she is now 30..where did that go.anyway se wasnt very pleasedthe hairdresser took 7 inches of length off ..tbh i didnt notice..She cam up and tood at the end of the drive ,muttering something about being scalped!!!nice dry day here..Houston ...we have a problem ...Im growing ornamental cabbages ,they are absolutely covered in greenfly..Ive sprayed them everything ...but nope ..they remain so havent a clue ..

    hiya Lav ,hows you today then?all good I hope..send the mud to mississippi...they make pies there with it .....Dolt 45 seems to have gone quiet ..or mebbe its me just not watching world news !! take care .

    hiya Det how are you then?good I hope...I have a split of tartans ,,there are 2..the Royal Stewart and the Ancient McDonald........ I thought the yellow tartan was McLeod or Robertson ..I remember that from a discussion when I was at skool!!!stay safe mate

    hiya Pauly ...where are you? hope all is ok?

    hi ppqp are things withyou then? have you got protocols in place I hope they are better thn the ones we have ...everyone must wear masks ..unless they dont want to cant be bothered or think they will look silly ..the only exception to this mandatory advisory guideline will be politicians ..they are expected to give full support to the public ..but if they get caught they will go to the naughty step..that about sums it up...are you still tending to the gardens?

    hiya pie sam ,treegirl ,n/s and everyone else who jups in...stay safe stay positive .

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    Re: Abbers ~August 2,2020

    Mae everybody, Mick poor Amy and her hair haha, I'm sure it looks very nice Brady got into a car wreck last night he's fine but my Honda is a goner, it's ok tho cuz I only want him safe and although he's in alot of pain, as bad as the car looked he got off good! It's why I never take the freeway anywhere! I'll take city streets even if it takes me an hour to get there, everyone is always in such a rush to get nowhere and it pisses me off, other than that nothing new, Det, I hope the schooling goes better too, in the spring it was just kind of a vacay for the kids-no real schooling or plan at all, much love to all and wishes for a great BF Fryday!
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    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Re: Abbers ~August 2,2020

    MAE ALL...

    Lav...I didn't even have to look up SSDD LOL. I'm glad the chicks are thriving. Sounds like all's good in your world, now get back to your sewing machine.

    Mick...7 inches, just how long was her hair! Did you spray your cabbage with essential oil afterwards? I'm not into essential oil but it seems it's used everywhere. Dolt 45 is attacking Canada now. Gotta get his numbers up for Nov so he's reinstated a tariff on our aluminum. Canada retaliated with $ for $ tariffs on the US. Like little kids in a sandbox. I think we got the protocols sorted out, that is until the boss gets back and says well, what about this? We're basically putting the kids in cohorts and locking down the rooms when they are here. No parents allowed in the building. Going to be interesting to see how the boss handles the rest of the building. Still tending the garden or at least what's left with all the hail storms we've had. Potatoes didn't amount to much but the beets are looking great.

    Pauly...I'm glad Brady is ok and that insurance covers the car damage. I drove on the freeways with my sister once when she lived in the US and believe me once was enough! Our parents are not impressed with the plan for the schools so I'm sure we've not heard the end of it. Just grateful I don't have to deal with any of that.

    Went in to finish up some stuff in the office before the boss's return on Monday and the account was there. With all the interruptions I didn't get much accomplished so packed it in and came home. Planning on not thinking of work for the rest of the weekend. Have a good day all....PPQP

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    Re: Abbers ~August 2,2020

    Greetings Abbers!

    Another thunderstorm going on & apparently there are 3 tornadoes that have been spotted on radar in areas not too far away. Geez, this summer stinks in every way possible.
    The chicks are good, big chickens will have new mud puddles after this storm is over. We’ve gotten almost 2 more inches of rain, geez.

    Mick, Amy will realize that the shorter hair is easier to wash & dry & is a lot lighter (weight wise) especially in this heat! Takes a little adjustment time though.
    The greenfly community is feasting on your plants - they need a natural predator I think ~ maybe chickens? Haha.

    Pauly, sorry about Brady’s accident. Been there & done it with my kids wrecking my cars too
    Just be grateful he’s OK & will hopefully pick a safer route in the future.

    PQ, I did get a little sewing time in before the storm rolled in & hope to get back to it later.
    Just so you know 45 is also attacking China today as well - he’s such an idiot. I feel as if the world has had enough experience with him to know it’s easier to just ignore his sh*t.

    Hello to everyone else & wishing a nice night for all!

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    Re: Abbers ~August 2,2020

    hiya all another hot day today was too hot last night never slept at all...was sitting in the garden at 1.30am. was up again at 5 .its hot now but we have storms on the way.was out in the car today..lots of people outside the pubs ,I didnt realise you could get 27 people into 2m seems like a lot of folk dont give a toss any whether thats through cant be bothered ,or people listening to the governments crappy murmurings and then they themselves doing the opposite.We are going out metal detecting next sunday ...the 3 of us travel in our own cars and meet up down there on the fields ..looking forward to it ,

    hiya Lav how are you today? hope all is well with you ...I saw a pair of fox cubs playing in the field this morning ..they would struggle to get into my garden ,and definitely would have an issue getting out here is one of them the bottom right there is a bit of wiring ..that is my fence ..shows how close they were

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    you take care .

    hiya Pauly ...glad Brad is ok .is it a write off or repairable?are you ok too.stay safe

    hiy ppqp,,,likewise no translation I havent used essential oils but its worth a shot!no mention of cards?

    Julie is tracing her family history she is into that in a big way ...Ive already done mine..Adam and Eve..she has just found the passenger list for the SS William A Holbrook an American troopship she was a GI bride married in the March ,off to the states April..her son ,Julies cousin served in the USMC for quite a number of years .

    take care all..

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    Roll on Monday.

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    right all big shout time..
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    Re: Abbers ~August 2,2020

    Hey Abbers, happy Saturday

    Mick, sorry about all the heat & rain, gets super tiresome!
    Yeah, that fox is a bit too close for comfort as far as Iím concerned. Maybe you can rig up some alarm device thatís motion activated if he gets too close to your fence.
    I bet youíll have a good time detecting next weekend, itís been a while

    No rain today which is nice for a change! My yard has several giant mushrooms growing due to all the excess moisture haha!
    Baby chicks are growing & happy, sprouting some feathers.

    Hello to PQ, Det, Pie, Sam, Pauly & Cyn!

    Have a decent night all!

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