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    whew! heya ABeroooos!

    keeping on the positive side best I can in spite of craziness. Very nearly got creamed by a totally out of control driver that screeched around my car
    and T-boned the car immediately behind me. missed me by about 3 feet. Boy did my heart rate jump!

    otherwise just a day of snapping pics and making the world go around as best I can.

    cilantro is certainly not for everyone! thankfully I like it

    Pauly, yeah guard gates and coded gates are certainly cramping my style but I can't blame folks
    for wanting to be a bit more secure.

    Sam, yes good sleep is indeed a blessing.

    didn't make the gym last night as we went to costco where I got a membership for the first time in about 12 years and then
    of course the obligatory shopping madness ensued and then the game of 'freezer tetris' afterwords. So... gym tonight for sure,
    then oven roasted chicken. Unless I'm up for being in the heat BBQ'ing it. we'll see.

    Mick, criminals using crossbows? yikes! those will punch right through police armor like it's not there. super scary.

    PPQ, we want to do Halloween but our spineless governor keeps changing his mind and we have no idea yet if we can even
    allow girly to trick-or-treat at all. How ironic is that? the only holiday where masks are appropriate. We'll see.

    anyone see the huge number of close-calls we've been getting with asteroids? it's like a swarm of them has been coming our
    way.

    time to find gym clothes....

    be well loves!
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    Re: Septictember 20

    Mae everybody, Mick that's some crazy weapons choices for robberies yikes, Det, these drivers are stupid around here, more so lately in a rush to get nowhere! Glad you're ok,I'm doing Halloween regardless of what the governor says,if nobody comes by then I'll have plenty of candy for myself, Lav, the service I'm delivering for has been around since 2012 so I think what started out as a luxury has trickled down to regular people just not wanting to go to the store outta laziness haha, I get some deliveries where all they want is chips and soda, I only do those when I'm sitting at home and it's close, PQ, I use the delivery for myself cuz I like this store called Smart and Final it's kind of a bulk store but I don't like going in there, it's not as big as costco but they have awesome paper plates and stuff and it's pretty cheap, waves to the gang and wishes for a great BF Thursday!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    Hiya all..well it's been a busy day today .l have been cleaning the old van most of the day it's mint now but it has taken all day.pick up the new one in the morning
    Actually I wouldn't bother with earl grey tea...its like strained socks
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    Good evening Abbers,

    Thanks for your thoughts on the Early Grey tea - gag, haha!! It sounds so upper class but like Mick said, it tastes like socks.

    Mick, hope your van pick up goes smoothly! I bet you can’t wait to take it out on it’s maiden voyage

    Pauly, sending someone out to buy your chips & soda has got to be the ultimate laziness, LOL
    The Amish run warehouse type stores around here called BBs. You have to check expiration dates on things but you can find good bargains. Paper products are pretty cheap there too.

    Det, glad you’re safe after that harrowing experience. People are just insane on the roads. It’s extra dangerous around here when it snows but those fools don’t know Enough to SLOW down, geez.
    I did zero cooking outside all summer, it was just too hot. Now that’s it’s cooler out I will do some outdoor cookking.

    PQ, hope your day was good & the boss wasn’t too annoying, LOL

    Hello to Sam, Pie & Cyn!

    Have a nice night all!
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    MAE ALL...

    Det...you must be doing something right to not be involved in that car crash. You couldn't pay me to drive in Vegas. Oh oh...a costco card. I had one through work when I first started and couldn't believe the cost of my groceries, thought I was being thrifty. Never went back. LOL Masks at Halloween LOL, never thought about that. Hope you got to the gym last night.

    Pauly...people are getting creative with how they are going to hand out candy this year. I think if the "powers that be" cancelled it people would still partake. I don't get any kids here at my place and I'm ok with that. I agree with your analogy about grocery deliveries but I just can't see trusting someone else to pick out the food I want. Chips & soda would work. LOL

    Mick...so I'm not going to eat a sock to see what Earl Gray tastes like. I'll take your word for it. If you ever run short of money you could get a job detailing cars, bet you'd get lots of tips. Can hardly wait to see the new addition to the family.

    Lav...it was a good day, boss actually left around 9:30am and he won't be back till Wednesday. LOL Nice surprise when I got home, the masks have arrived, they look fabulous. Thank you so much for the extras in my order. You're always thinking of me.

    Was woken up around 5:30 this morning and couldn't figure out why. Then a couple of minutes later a huge gust of wind came through. Thank explained it. Good thing I don't have anything on my deck. LOL Time to relax and unwind, have a great evening all....PPQP

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    Mae everybody, Mick we'll be excited to see pics of the van Lav, I think they send us cuz it's usually a few 12 packs of soda and who wants to carry those yuck! Some states do alcohol but in NV we can't cuz it's not legal, I used to wish we could cuz I thought it'd be more money but from reading around reddit of other shoppers who deliver it, it's kind of a pain cuz you hafta wait for their I. D and scan it, I don't like to see the people I deliver to, just let me drop it and zoom away haha, PQ, was the wind blowing in a storm? Got bored and did hilights the other day yuck, couldn't get used to it so just threw some dark in it yesterday at work, did two haircuts then washed it out, took another haircut and omg I felt naked and couldn't figure it out, I had forgotten to put my mask back on! The lady I was cutting didn't say anything but I wish she'd have asked me " wheres your mask?" Oh that was funny, much love to all and wishes for a great BF Fryday!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    hi all ...thats it thats me back with the van ,it is now sitting on the drive .I handed the old one in the guy said you dont usually get trade ins as clean as this ..yeah but not everyone spend 2 days cleaning them.the handover took 2 hrs .but to be fair ,they went through everything. I need a new gas bottle for it ...a 7kg bottle butane gas ...guess what there is a shortage of? butane gas 7kg bottlesEveryone and I mean everyone is buying vans and caravans ..tourism abroad is def not happening .I will get some pics done .

    If I put highlights in my head pauly Id look like a landing strip for aircraft!!you ok girl?

    hiya ppqp ..how are you then? ok I hope..tis the same over here ,very blowy ,at least the sun is out .Ive got a costco card..its ace for cheap fuel ..not convinced about too much more though take goodcare .

    hiya Lav how are you then ?good I hope ..yep van was easy as a handover ..my mind made it complicated ...way more than it was.very autumnal today ..hope youhave a good weekend ..

    Det,Sam et al ...hope you all have a great weekend

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    Greetings Abbers,

    Apparently weekends at my house are more interesting SO I have my grandson back again, haha!
    I told him I’ll keep him fed but he has to stay out of my hair because I have tons of stuff to do to get ready for next weekend’s craft fair. He said OK, so far so good.

    PQ, happy to hear you got the package. My faith has been restored in the postal services here & there. LOL
    It’s scary hearing those fierce winds in the dark. You just never know what’s coming. Glad the boss is out of your face for a few days, enjoy the peace

    Pauly, I imagine we would all feel half naked without a mask on these days. Funny how that happened in such a short time, haha.
    I’ve seen some crazy looking hair colors lately. The woman with the long strangely gray hair who had the bottom 2/3 of it colored teal - wow!!!! Be careful when you choose your colors, haha!!

    Mick, the van is pristine en looking. I guess you’re looking for a gas bottle like the ones we use for our grill on the deck & our old pop up camper we had back in the day. Wonder if you can buy them empty on ebay? The blonde with the cornflake puzzle cracked me up, LOL

    Hello to Det, Sam, Pie & Cyn!!

    Have a nice night all!

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    Mae everybody, Mick love the cornflake joke also the egg timer haha! Yay on the van! Lav, Lou's been asking to come over here more lately too, I think so he can be Romeo free for a bit haha, he's also been acting very down and that scares me, he just wants to go to school and see his friends, it's so hard to explain all this stuff to him without making him more scared, I've been seeing alot of white/grey haired ladies with some funky color thrown in well was doing a delivery in a gated community yesterday, drop off went smoothly until it was time to leave, the gate would not open! I was stuck and had another delivery in my car to drop off so I nudged it with my car to open it and just kept going, it totally scratched up my whole passenger side complete with a couple of gauges made, I'm sooooo pissed! At myself and at the place for their stupid malfunctioning gate! Makes me feel so anxious and depressed and thinking of what I could have done differently, I'm sad, much love to all and wishes for a great BF Saturday for us all!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

    I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me"
    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    hiya all how are we today then ? hope all is well .Messing around in the van ..few little jobs to do ,but done a few this morning ...oh and fitted the television too. works a treat for an 11 year old van its in good nick .Couldnt get the internet again this morning..when she got in to do those wires I havent a clue..its taken me ages ,looks messy but now works ..Sheis banned from the house ..well at least till Monday..(Julie back at work!)

    hiya Pauly hows you doing then? hope you are good .that grey hair with pink or blue or something in it is fashion over here at the moment ,for the less young .and tbh Ive seen some stylish ones ..like I know tons about style!...Oh no ..sorry about the car..its a gouge in a lump of tin not skin...cmon ..big smiley face .

    hiya Lav,hows you then need a food parcel sending with the kidz there?it was blowing a hooley last night .but eased off now.Yes thats the bottle I need 7kg ...they are hard to get a hold of ..even empty I know what you mean about the mask ..ws in a shop earlier and someone came in without one ..its like whaaaaaaaaaaat??

    hiya ppqp ...how are you today then? hope all is well in canadia...are you doing anything over the weekend?take care .

    hiya Sam Det Pie Tee Gee ..I know you are out there .... hope all is well with you .

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