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    And good afternoon everybody how are we today then? Hope all is well it was pouring down with rain, I let the rabbits out and guess what it is pouring down with rain now so I have to get these pair of idiots in full stop watched a bit of the news earlier on on which is a rarity for me and it looks like Nottinghamshire is the next one that's going into tier 3 apparently well not apparently there are photographs of when they shut the pubs last night they were massive street parties in fairness though so you can't really blame the people because it's strategy this government has got it's completely nonsensical how can you shut everywhere except schools. Oh well whatever
    Hiya pauly lovely to hear from you again haven't seen you for a while hope all is well with you. Yes the test isn't very pleasant is it full stop my friend isn't doing too well well it has floored him completely. Yes you're right the whole way of buying stuff has completely changed hardly anyone uses cash now hope you have a great weekend

    Hiya ppqp and how are you today then? No the hailstorms didn't do any damage at all the greenhouse has got toughened glass thank goodness I went for that option so you straightened the boss out did you? Good luck with the dryer hope it arrives on time we have been waiting for a television for 3-weeks apparently they sent it once then again then again someone in the company the computers are gone down and they wrote the address down by hand and got the postcode wrong

    Hiya lav and how are you then? Well done on the clean teeth did you get a sticker for being a brave person haha
    Yes the knife attack in nice was another horror in this crazy world no in France they are guarding all places of worship. How did the world ever get to this state.take care.

    If the weather holds I am going metal detecting on Sunday the Farmer has agreed to let us on his land despite the restrictions we are under

    Take care everybody be safe
    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 5..done that one..now bimbling into year 6..tick ..done that one too..as he casually strolls into numero 7


    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    Re: 25th October

    Greetings Abbers,

    All set for tomorrow, not thrilled with the weather report. Going down to 27 tonight so it’s going to be a damn cold morning, haha!! Lots of layers for me, geez.

    Pauly, I received my first money transfer on Venmo already from my daughter, haha! I still carry cash to these events because some people, believe it or not never use cards & that’s OK.

    PQ, having a washer & dryer in the living room sounds like something we went thru many years ago in our previous house. The kitchen & laundry room were gutted for a complete rebuild. I washed dishes in the bath tub & the fridge was in the dining room while the washer & dryer just hung out in the living room. It was a blast!!! Glad your situation will be cleared up soon. Nice get your computer program to do what you wanted

    Mick, my state is seeing over 2000 new cases daily. People are griping that the governor is ‘ruining’ their lives because things are not completely opened up yet. Can these complainers get any more stupid? I’d love to be the one telling them it’s not the governor’s fault it’s the damn virus
    My friend still working at the hospital says she gets tested regularly & it’s more like a cranial scraping than a nasal swabbing, haha!
    My dentist hands out ‘goodie bags’ with a new toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss & whatever else they find every time you go, haha! I have a whole bathroom drawer full of those bags & give them to the kids when they stay here with me.
    I hope you have A good time detecting & hope the rain stops. We didn’t have any today, just a ton of clouds. It’s snowing in the Pocono mountains in the northerN part of my state.

    Hellos to Det, Sam, Pie, Cyn & Anjicia.
    Hope everyone has a good night!

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    MAE ALL...

    Pauly...sounds like things are ok with you, just same old eh? I forget if the g/kids are going trick or treating tomorrow? I never get kids at my place so nothing's changed here. LOL

    Mick...How frustrating with the TV delivery. The postcode here doesn't seem to matter I still get misdelivered mail. Now if a TV showed up I might just keep it. LOL Boss said he's finished the audit and you could tell, he was in a much better mood. He figures it's still not worth letting renters in right now, will probably wait 2 weeks after New Year's Eve and see if the covid cases spike again. As long as I get a pay cheque every 2 weeks I don't care what he does.

    Lav...well the computer fought back today and it won. LOL The work around I came up with isn't going to work after all. Oh well, just means the childcare staff is actually going to have to use good old fashioned paper & pen to sign the kids in and out. Another reason not to gripe about my dryer! At least the fridge and stove are back where they belong. Wish the weather was a little warmer for you tomorrow but I guess it could be worse. Good luck with the sale.

    Shout out to the rest of the gang.....have a good night allPPQP

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    Re: 25th October

    Mae everybody, Sam I love the Monster Mash haha! Hope you're well, Lab, fingers crossed for tons of sales today, PQ, I think Kell is just gonna have a few kids over for a few activities cuz I'm not sure how the neighborhood is gonna be, I'll be handing out candy if we get any kids and keeping the rest for myself haha, Mick hope you're able to go detecting if the weather permits, much love to all and wishes for a great BF Halloween!!
    I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink

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    Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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    hiya all how are we today then? Hope all is well ...It is pouring down with rain and very windy ,its like the back side of a storm...Im going detecting tomorrow ,they are talking about a complee lockdown in England as from Wednesday, so may be the last chance to get out for a while ..My friend who has covid isnt too well at all. Hopefully he will be ok ..

    hiya Pauly ,hows you then?ok? yep if we get any trick or treaters ..Ill be handing out laxative sweets .....you take care

    hi Sam how are you mate? Hope you are you ok ....wow that is one serious lump of wood .take care and stay safe .

    hiya ppqp ...paper and pen ? wow thats a blast !some people dont know how to use them!..telly arrived ..set it up in the van ...pretty good ..its got mira cast and all that sort of stuff ...very high falutin..hope your weather is a wee bit hotter .

    hiya Lav how are you then?how are things going today .....yes Im going out tomorrow ..they reckon the drastic measures we have had are reducing the number of positives ,but because there is a rise in the south they are looking at locking the whole country down

    Tier 3 IS bringing down the R rate in the North West and cases are falling in locked-down Liverpool | Daily Mail Online

    started drying and storing my dahlia tubers ,and fuschias....thake care and have a great day

    hiya AJ hope all is well with you? and everyone else out there


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    CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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    Re: 25th October

    Greetings Abbers,

    Had a successful, chilly day today so no complaints. It was a balmy 36 degrees when we got there this morning, haha! I actually do better in the cold weather than I do the heat.
    Turning the clocks back an hour tonight so all the animals around here will be confused about mealtimes for the next 2 weeks, haha!
    There’s a blue moon tonight if anyone cares to take a look.

    PQ, I’m sure folks will be fine signing the kids in & out. Pens & pare still work!!
    I had treat bowls on my tables today & the kids had a good time, most came in costume, cute

    Pauly, when i bought Halloween candy I made sure to buy milk chocolate since I know I can’t eat it, haha! I also bought a case of little bags with cheese curls, I can’t eat them either. Brought the leftovers home but I won’t be tempted. Hope the kids have fun!

    Sam, love the MOnster Mash!
    So what did you see inside that big old tree? Looks like it could be a good hiding place for kids, haha!

    Mick, I sure hope you get a dry day tomorriow for detecting. Yuo certain;y deserve one at this point.
    Sorry about your frined with Covid, hope he recovers very soon.

    Hello to Det, where are you?
    Hello to Pie, Cyn & Anjicia.

    Happy Halloween everyone & have a good night!
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    Re: 25th October

    MAE ALL...

    Sam...thanks for the tune, haven't heard that in ages. Wow, that's some tree.

    Pauly...I'm hoping everyone has a quiet/safe Halloween. It's too bad because this is the first time in a long time that it's not freezing and snowing out there.

    Mick...so what did you do to piss off mother nature? I can't believe it's still raining. I hope the weather is better for your detecting tomorrow. England's been all over the news here about the lockdown. I'm sad that your friend is suffering from the virus I hope he gets over it soon. We do know someone who uses paper and pen...the prog coord. LOL I'm glad your TV arrived. Is that the one exception Julie let you add to the van?

    Lav...yeah for a successful sale, makes it all worth it. Thanks for the clock reminder, completely forgot about it. LOL It was a day off school on Friday so the kids were all at the centre, wearing their Halloween costumes, just to confuse me. Yup, old school does have it's advantages at times. There's only 2 days out of the school term that I can't fix so staff will actually have to work for their pay those days. We are going back to summer temps 60F tomorrow and 66F on Monday. Of course it's supposed to snow on Friday when I take the car in for the new tires.

    Waves to Det, Pi, TG and AJ. Have a great night all....PPQP

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