Feb 7th

[Mick]

hiya all how are we today then ? hope all is well...cold day but not snowing or raining ..both rabbits did ok in the hutch last night ..Ive put the false floor in it this morning ,and tested it out ...works good ...keeps them warm and they cant get to it .he is doing ok too ...
Julie just got notification ...she gets her covid injection tomorrow ..

hiya teegee how are you then? Hope all is well ..Ive heard the Marsh family before they are pretty good and harmonise well .you take care

hiya Lav ..still not sleeping? Hope the full moon brings some respite. These 2 are moulting as well..I saw the deer again this morning ..there are 4 of them ..last year was 3 ....they cant half jump!Yes Julie has had enough now ..she will have done 38 years in the system ..time to go .

hiya ppqp ..how are you then today? all ok? same with you Pauly..hope all is well..

It costs tax payers £350,000 a year to school Harvey Price, whilst Katie Price's last boob job was £22,000 and incidentally, Vincent Price earnt a mere £5,000 for his last movie.

I found all this out on a price comparison website..

Is it pronounced either or either?

Two housewives were discussing their home lives over shopping. One said, "It seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so
upset over our last fight I've lost 20 pounds."

"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.

"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another 10 pounds."


When little Johnny was in the fifth grade he looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Johnny, I hope it's not homework again"?

"Well, uh, yes it is", replied Johnny. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane".

"Johnny, you're right that wasn't a very bright thing to do", said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in".

"Oh, but that won't work", said Johnny, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked".


Despite warnings from her guide, Vickie skiing in Switzerland got separated from her group and fell into a deep crevasse.

Several hours later, a rescue party found the hole, and to reassure the

stranded skier shouted down to her, "We're from the Red Cross"

"Sorry," Vickie echoed back, "I already gave at the office!"

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[porqoui]

MAE ALL...

I ended up taking the day off yesterday and just curled up on the couch, under many blankets, and read. Wind chill was close to -56F in parts of the city and it just blew through my condo. They have listed the extreme cold warning today, it's only -22F. LOL So it's a work day for me today.

Everyone seems to be doing ok and shout out to the rest of the gang.

Have a good day and stay warm...PPQP

[Lavande]

Good evening all,

Chilly here but nothing like Canadia. -56 wind chill PQ? That’s insane!!!
I think I’d zip up in a sleeping bag & just stay there all day, wow. I hope today was a bit better for you

Mick, your bunnies are looking so good, hope they stay that way
I’m listening to the news now - we’re getting freezing rain & ice tomorrow, another storm on Tuesday & again on Thursday. Good thing I don’t have to go anywhere haha!!
Good for Julie, 38 years in any job is more than enough!! My sleep is still messed up & I read about mercury being in retrograde for another 10 days so I guess I’ll just have to wait it out, lucky me.

Hello Cyn, hope your day was good & not too cold. It’s currently 28 degrees here, Brr.

Hello to Det, Pauly, Sam & Pie. Hope are are doing well.

Guess I’ll get a little more work in before I wear out.
Have a decent night everyone!

Lav

[treegirl]

Mae all - making progress on the packing things up here to send to folks... I figure whatever I can do to get things out the door is a good use of the first wave. Almost everything is I am sending is from my husband's wardrobe... he had beautiful clothes, and lots of them. Fortunately my brother and a best friend of hubs wear the same size, so coats and sweaters are going to them... sometimes heartbreaking, but they have to go, and it's nice that they will be used and appreciated. A few times I have yanked out something from the Send Pile, I just can't let a few favorites go... that's okay... I figure some day I will be able to...

Lav, I do 't see a storm for us until Monday... hmmm, we'll see. 8 degrees this morning, but it was briefly sunny, so that was a good tradeoff. Good luck with sleep... I am sleeping, but with wild dreams...

Pauly, what's up!?

PPQ, 56 below? OMG... that is just way beyond. My brother in NE was complaining about hanging around 0... but it has been many days, so I sympathize. Doesn't look like it is coming this way... we are lucky. You stay warm.

Det, hope all those spice racks got put together!!! Hope Park City is fun. Take care.

Mick, it sounds like you have made quite a nice home for the peskies... hope it all helps keep them healthy.

Nothing much here but slogging theough the evidence of my life... in honor of the Chinese New Year, I may watch "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon... I love that movie, and happen to have a DVD here, and a computer to play it on... still can't bring myself to turn on the TV... not sure why... but this movie might be nice...

Wishing all well, some sleep, and some sun...

[Mick]

hiya all ...been a hectic day here

Cyn ..stay strong ...its heartbreaking I know ,thinking of you x

Told my boss I would leave my job because they weren't giving me sufficient training.

"Well, you know where the door is," he spat.

I said, "No, I don't."

what country has the nosiest people going?...


"Uganda"

What's the highest score you can get with 3 darts?

I jammed them in a millionaire's testicles and got away with £700,000.

I look more like my mother than my father.

He doesn't look like her at all.

A man answers the 'phone and has the following conversation:

"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Nancy has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is".

"Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and you begged me not to marry her".

"You were perfectly right. You want to speak with her? All right".

He looks up from the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room, "Nancy, your mother wants to talk to you"!

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the impresario.

"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you."

He proceeds to climb a tall tower, and jumps off. He flaps his arms wildly, and finally his fall slows. He soars forward, then swoops upward, turns and swoops back again. Finally he stops in mid air and gently lowers himself to the ground.

The impresario stares blankly at him for a long time. Finally he says, "Is that all you've got? Bird imitations?"

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

- Two Italian men and one Italian woman

- Two French men and one French woman

- Two German men and one German woman

- Two Greek men and one Greek woman

- Two English men and one English woman

- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman

- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman

- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman

- Two Irish men and one Irish woman

- Two American men and one American woman


One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:


* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

* The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.

* The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a goddamn cell phone so they could call 911 and get rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping...

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, and then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said:

"This just ain't gonna be your day, darling"!

[Lavande]

Good evening friends,

Such a weird day here. Cold & now icy after a brief rain shower. Locked up the chickens at 2pm & told them their day was over, I’m not going back out & risk slipping on ice.
Spent the afternoon making a dairy free cauliflower mac & cheese, yum.

Cyn, I feel for you. I had to clear out my parent’s things after they departed, it was hard to do
Some people really appreciate the hand me downs so that’s a good thing to keep in mind.
Still crappy sleep for me, not sure why. Maybe tonight?

Mick, I hope everything is OK with your family & of course with you as well. There’s always many mini emergencies when dealing with the older folks but it’s so good to be there to lend a hand.
Glad your bunnies are enjoying their new & improved digs

Hello to everyone else, hope everyone is OK. Thinking of you all!
Have a nice night!

Lav

[porqoui]

MAE ALL...

TG...I hope you enjoyed your movie.

Mick...sorry to hear you're having a hectic day. Hang in there.

Lav...hope your sleep turns around for you tonight.

Not much happening here, just waiting for things to warm up a bit.

Shout out to the rest of the gang. Have a good night all....PPQP

[treegirl]

Mae all -

PPQ, no movie last night. I'm always a big talker about taking time off... I just do 't usually do it. Must make an effort, I'm sure it makes everything easier if one has had a break, hope it warms up,for you soon!

Lav, eeek, ice. Glad you put the chickens In and closed the door. Stay safe. I finally talked myself into making an IP Chicken Marbella... I've had all,the ingredients for several days, but just couldn't get up the gumption. Hope it is tasty! Also made a big batch of Zan's homemade renal diet. Done cooking now for a few days. Wow, those sourdough donuts you make sound so good!! I might have to drop by for a visit... ��

Det, hope the trip is going well.

Pauly, funny videos in FB, the dog being jealous... hope you are okay and hanging I .

Mick, how are the bunnies, still "thumbs up" on the ne digs? How did Julie do with her first dose of vaccine? And when will you get yours? Take care - how is your concussion?..,,

Having very vivid dreams in this new moon time... it feels like a powerful time... I hope all is well with all...

I love the early morning side-light, long beams across the snow... be well all...