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    hiya all ..how are we then today? Hope all is well. Started raining ...Julie feeling better today, watching Jeeves first thing ..thought nope he aint well...gave him some meds ..and 3 hours later he is eating and pooping for fun. Meanwhile I watched Bonnie eating the new grass ..bearing in mind its fenced off to a height of just over 37 inches. I watched her jump the fence.

    hiya Sam the man ...firstly well done on the whisky give away ..yep believe me if you like Scotch it is difficult ..or was ..I recall numerous times where no was the answer to my favourite falling down juice..and now ..no problem at all with it ..sounds like you are working hard my friend..take care .

    hiya lav ,,,hows you then? slept like a rock? woke up in the garden surrounded by plants ..I was going to try my bike out this morning but didnt ..couple more jobs to do ..hope you have a great weekend .. go for log tonight ..slept like..

    hiya ppqp...howzyoo then today? hope all is well.did 3 hanging baskets yesterday...have a good weekend.

    hiya tee gee how are you then? hope you are doing ok ..Sounds like you are doing some long driving ..and tired too ...literally .glad you are feeling better after the jab ..

    hello everyone else you ok?

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    Re: 2 may

    Sunday greetings everyone,

    Sunny & a warmish 81 degrees today, wow!
    No kids around again so quiet it was . Spent a good deal of time outside pulling weeds, etc, just nice to be outside. Rain on the schedule for tomorrow which will make more weeds grow, haha!

    Cyn, you are such a brave girl doing all that driving. Sorry to hear about the tire but i do love the cars that tell you what’s going on. Same thing happened to me here, just a mile away from home. Glad the fix was easy enough. I hope Zander keeps you company & enjoys the ride. Also hope you find some decent weather too, geez!

    PQ, at 81 degrees the AC popped on again today. I’m glad these things take all the guess work out for me, Lol
    I’ll send this warm weather up your way, hope you get it soon.

    Mick, you have a fence jumping bunny, wow! I bet Bonnie could get a job in the circus!!
    I hope she doesn’t eat all the brand new turf. This week we’re going to get some netting to throw over the blueberry bushes planted along the driveway. They are full of flower buds right now so we will be having a good crop if we can keep the birds away from them. It’s always something around here. Last summer was groundhog destruction of the broccoli & cauliflower plants. It’s always something.

    Hello to Pauly, Det & Pie.

    Have a nice night all!
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    Re: 2 may

    MAE ALL...

    Mick...glad you got Jeeves back on track. LOL Bonnie is one determined bunny. 3FT! Just can't take your eyes of your kids even for a minute. LOL Just as well you didn't try your bike out today, your body could probably use the healing time.

    Lav...Sunny and not warm here today. 37F and snow, then rain, then snow. So no weeds here, LOL. Thanks for sending the warm weather, we could use it. Speaking of the netting over the blueberry bushes reminds me of driving to my Dad's place in White Rock, BC and all along the coast was acres and acres of fruit bushes covered in netting. Oh, I remember the groundhog destruction.

    Got my first vaccine (Pfizer) shot today and so far so good. Alberta is having a tough time getting the positivity rate down with record high infections right now. Sticking close to home but at least I've got the start of some protection. Hoping everyone has a restful sleep tonight....PPQP

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    hiya everyone ...how are we today then?hope all is well with everyone .. tis pouring down ..I got soaked putting some flowers out earlier.Both rabbits doingok this morning ..thankfully ..Julie is ok too ....by the way the order of merit there is random not by preference ...Bank holiday monday today ..roads are very quiet too.I just went to Manchester..picked up and almost new aquaroll for carrying water ,and also a waste water container ...almost new ...should be about £130..got it for £50 ..kerching ..First concert held in Liverpool last night ...

    Covid: Packed pilot festival brings the good times back - for one night - BBC News

    hopefully its a sign of things to come ..

    brew time ...

    hiya ppqp...hows you then? you are right leave that pair for a minute and they are at something! How are you feeling after your jab ..I get my second one next week .doesnt it make you feel better knowing you have had it?I just hope the opening up here doesnt put us back..I still think we should seriously look at the issue of foreign travel.

    Hiya Lav how are you then? ok I hope ...yes Bonnie can jump ...here is a pic ...where the cane is acrossthe fence top ...she cleared that

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    Ive got a good few plants to put out .. my biggest bugbears are frost ,snails and ...horses ..they are back in the fields ..like you we have rain today ...Ive finished 24 and Jack Bauer ...need another series like that ..

    hiya pauly teegee and everyone else ..hope you are good ...

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    Re: 2 may

    Greetings folks,

    Mostly cloudy & quick little rain showers all day so it’s kinda yucky out. Could be worse, I know.
    I’m working on a batch of masks for someone but my hands keep cramping up on me, wth??? This getting old stuff stinks.
    I heard from Cyn (Treegirl) last evening , said she wasn’t able to logon here but she’s doing well. She is stopping to see relatives on her way west & has made great progress on her journey.

    PQ, the hummingbirds have arrived already, earliest I’ve ever seen them here. Usually it’s much warmer before they make a showing. I’m a real bird geek anymore, haha!!
    I hope we can save the blueberries this year before my bird friends get to them. Hope your day was fabulous!

    Mick, Bonnie deserve the Gold medal for high jumps, haha!! Must be nice to be that flexible
    Now that we are considered ‘fully vaccinated’ I still won’t think about doing any traveling just yet. I want to wait & see what the summer brings, ugh.

    Hello to Pauly, Det, Sam,Pie & the treveling woman Cyn

    Have a nice night all!
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    MAE ALL...

    Mick...saw the pilot festival on the news and was impressed with the organization. I'm very interested on their findings in a week. Alberta on the other hand had a no mask/no care rodeo just north of Calgary. We're at record high cases/positivity rates and there's so many with the who gives a "F" attitude. Our "leader" had a press conference today to announce there would be further restrictions announced tomorrow. WTF, why not announce them now! The Federal Government has extended their wage subsidy program till September so my job/income is secure for now. I definitely feel better knowing I've got the first vaccine jab. The arm is a little sore but other than that no side effects happy to report.

    Lav...mostly cloudy & quick little rain showers all day here as well. Tomorrow is supposed to be steady rain so you're right it could be worse. LOL I agree, getting old stinks. Are you keeping well hydrated? Look at me asking medical questions to the nurse. LOL Thanks for the update on TG, I think of her daily. Glad her trip is going ok so far. No wonder the hummingbirds have arrived early, those lilac bushes look great! You too are way ahead of us. I had a quiet day, arm a bit sore and felt very tired today so did nothing. LOL That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Don't know when I'll get my second shot but Pfizer supply is ramping up so hopefully it'll be within the 21 day recommendations.

    Thinking of you Det, Sam, Pi and Pauly and hoping life is just rolling on, same old, same old. Have a peaceful evening all....PPQP

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    Hello everyone and how are we today then? Hope everyone is well well. We have had pretty high winds and also rain as well and it is forecast for the next few days so we shall see if the work on the back garden has stopped the flooding. It will be certainly no thanks to Bonnie who yet again jumped the fence today
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    Yes she is certainly enjoying herself in in that little feast. Was going to put some plants out today but rain stopped play
    Hiya lav how are you today then question mark hope everything is ok over in in your part of the world. You will need to see if you can get some pictures of the hummingbirds like you I like bird life too. I get my second needle a week today and 3 days later we will be driving around Welsh Land. Hope the weather is at least half decent anyway have a good day and take care
    Hiya ppqp how are you today then? Hope everything is ok interesting it is 21 days recommendation for your second needle and ours was 12 weeks. It sounds like you are going through the same shambles we were initially with the pandemic hope everything goes to plan in the meantime stay safe
    Hello everyone else hope we are all doing well and the same goes stay safe
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    Re: 2 may

    Hello friends!

    Waiting for more rain that we definitely do not need after last night’s deluge. Feast or famine I guess!

    PQ, I definitely had a nagging headache for a week after my 2nd shot, felt a bit lazier than usual too haha! I don’t care about side effects so much, just so we get the needed immunity. Our state governor announced today that restrictions will be lifted for Memorial Day at the end of the month EXCEPT for masks. Our Covid cases are way down, hope they stay that way, fingers crossed.
    I’m happy to know all my friends here are getting their vaccines

    Mick, I tried to get a pic of a hummingbird last evening using my iPad - it turned out looking like a blob, haha! I think we need Det’s camera skills to get good pics.
    Did you get the Astra Zeneca vaccine? The Pfizer & Moderna vaccines we are getting here require 3-4 weeks in between. They’re all a little different I guess.
    I hope Bonnie hasn’t turfed up your beautiful lawn with her chewing skills. Lol

    Hello to Pauly, what’s up?
    Hello to Det, Sam & PIe.

    Cyn, I hope you are enjoying your family visit & are avoiding this crazy weather.

    Have a nice night all!
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    Re: 2 may

    Ahoy ABerooooos! just a wee quick check-in for the garlicky one. super busy so happy to report... work has been picking up most fortunately.
    Mick, glad Julie is ok
    I did say quick? working on some online stuff for clients and also pre-prepping dinner and getting ready for girly's lacrosse game ... hence prepping dinner.
    back soonish with some pics!
    be well loves
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    Mae all - still traversing the enormous US... in Laramie , WY tonight. Thinking of you all every day, even if I don't post... just have to use all my energy to get the the next place, love to all...
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