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    Re: 17 October

    hiya everyone how is we today then? hope all good and the weekend is going fine ..dry today but blowy ,too blowy to put the drone up .Out metal detecting tomorrow,so fingers crossed.

    hiya Lav ,wow so there was no one at the fair? oh dear ..mind you if nobody knew about it any sales are a bonus .plus you are going to get a second bite at the cherry .Not tired today ,or not as tired ,4am up tomorrow that should be interesting .what do you mean you ended up typing like me???????have a lovely weekend ..

    hiya ppqp …hows you then? so your old boss popped in with a proposed candidate yesterday and mentioned that he would be a good candidate. Correct me if Im wrong but I thought that any candidates were going to be interviewed by an unbiased panel, in a fair and equitable manner ....sounds like that's going to happen ....not .hope you have a nice weekend .

    hiya teegee hope all is good with you .

    hello pauly ,hope your weekend is going ok .Likewise Det and Sam ..

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    Re: 17 October

    Greetings folks!

    The rain has finally arrived Mick so your weather should be improving for your detecting day
    I looked up the long range forecast & saw that it’s gooing to be raining & 50 dgrees on Nov. 13 so I will not be going to that outdoor event, even if it is a free one! I don’t want all my things getting wet & I doubt people will want to be out cruising around in that weather. I’ll just have to wait until Spring i guess or see if something opens up at an indoor place. Not a big deal.

    Hello to PQ, Cyn, Det & Pauly, Sam & Pie. I hope everyone is doing OK.

    Have a nice night all!
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    Mae all -

    Lovely to read all your ins and outs of days...

    Mick, so glad that nothing happened on your trip when you didn't have insurance!!! And thanks for The Father of the Child joke - I truly laughed out loud! I hope detecting went well today.

    Lav, I'm so sorry that your event wasn't publicized!! After all your hard work, sheesh. I do agree about being out in the rain and cold for the next one... hopefully you can get some FB or other sales... Hoping that your rain doesn't stick around... good job on the new sourdough starter!

    Pauly, how good to see you! Are you doing Salon work now? Not sure how safe that would be, though lots of places around here have opened up. Take care and have fun loving your babies...

    PPQ, good lord, really? The past guy was taking a new person around? That sounds downright illegal... noooooo! Hope that as an anomaly. Are you suffering in the weather department from this crazy weather system in the west? Sounds dreadful - good luck...

    Hello to all others -busy Det, do take care of yourself, Sam - hoping things are all well... greetings all -

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