An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from
> thecity
> one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the
road.
>
> A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have
ya
> been?"
>
> "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
>
> "Well,"says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink
this
> evening."
>
> "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
>
> "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight, and folding his arms
> across
> his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your
car?
>
> "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute there, I thought
I'd
> gone deaf."
> thecity
> one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the
road.
>
> A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have
ya
> been?"
>
> "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
>
> "Well,"says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink
this
> evening."
>
> "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
>
> "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight, and folding his arms
> across
> his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your
car?
>
> "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute there, I thought
I'd
> gone deaf."
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