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    ALCOHOL CRAVINGS REDUCED BY ALCOHOL, SAYS ALCOHOLIC


    CRAVINGS for alcohol are best reduced by alcohol, alcoholics said last night.



    Is there anything more civilised than a
    glass of peach schnapps, followed by
    another 18 glasses of peach schnapps?

    William McKay, a problem drinker, said new drug treatments had temporarily reduced his desire for alcohol but were still less effective than two cans of Sweetheart Stout.

    Mr McKay said: "As soon as I took the drugs I felt giddy and euphoric, but then again I was probably still a bit pissed.

    "After about half an hour my senses were sharper and I felt balanced, relaxed and desperately in need of a drink."

    Mr McKay stressed the drug treatment is not only expensive to produce but has to be injected directly into his brain, unlike Scrumpy Jack, which he can 'neck' in less than a minute.

    Insisting the drugs were unlikely to change his daily routine, he said very strong ciders remained the best way to start the day, second only to Cheerios.

    Mr McKay added: "Things really pick up around 11am and after seven or eight vodkas and Irn Bru I'm ready for work.

    "God, I love being a surgeon."
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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    Alcohol Cravings Reduced by Alcohol says Alcoholic

    ha-ha-ha - that is funny.
    Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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      Alcohol Cravings Reduced by Alcohol says Alcoholic

      Hippie - you are incorrigable!! (sp?!) Love it!
      Fondling....! x
      :heart: c: :heart:
      "Be patient and gentle with yourself - the magic is in you."

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        Alcohol Cravings Reduced by Alcohol says Alcoholic

        I know 2 jokes about Russian drunks, want to hear them? Err... you may not laugh though... you'll probably think they're rubbish.
        Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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