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    (Women will LOVE this one!)

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
    After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
    The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
    Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
    The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man.
    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
    The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
    The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
    The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'


    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are clever, evil bitches.

    Don't mess with them.


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    #2
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    LMAO !!!!
    Funny and true !!


    Bob

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      #3
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      :H:H:H

      No we are just very,very,very clever.

      and with the other bottle of wine in my hand I shall batter you over the head with it.
      It could be worse, I could be filing.
      AF since 7/7/2009

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        #4
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        That's brilliant :H:H
        I love you, I'm sorry, please forgive me, thank you.

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          #5
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          read it b4 mARIO MY WIFE SENT IT TO ME ILL KEEP MY MOTH SHUT HAHAHAA

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            #6
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            heres back in your face just cause i like you and its been quiet other then when the wife and son started to argue about whos gonna move a ffffin car,how low,i moved it. for you mario. nicoderm / sweet. 2 preists are in the vadican bathroom using the the urinal. one of them loooks at the other ones penis and notices theres a nicoderm patch on it.penis. he looks at the the other preist and says. i beleive your suppose to put the patch on your shoulder ? not your penis ? the other replies ? its working just fine. im down to butts a day. hahahaahha IF YOU LAFF YOULL GO STRTE TO HAHAHAHA HELL GYCO

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              #7
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              arent saturdays fun hahahaha

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                #8
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                you started this i love jokes hahahahaha

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                  #9
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                  Lordy, Lordy, Gyco!!!! Where the mind does go!
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