mae all hows we all doing today?all fine n dandy..? Was hailstones again last nightseems to have gone for the mo ..dont know if thats the last of storm henry, or what..the next one is going to be called imogen..at least you over the other side get "tropical "in front of it ...we get bugger all..jist cold and wet!!so there you go ..a potted forecast..
brew time first...all up for one?
hiya det ...hows you then mate ..what time did the pissed up peeps party next door to you finally go to sleep?this is where you need a recording of the pipes and drums of a military band on cd or summat...give it full belt thru the wall as you jump about in the room in your shoes!!glad you are sorted with the tools mate ..good for you
hiya ppqp..hows you then?watching parking ? you could create great fun with that..coupla traffic cones ,a men at work sign a hole covering board...oh what fun..you could just move it about..or you could spray a black circle ish shape ..put a bit of earth beside it and danger hole sign ...and just watch how many nosey people actually stand on the sprayed hole!!!never mind work!!!
hiya bear hows you then?are some of the skills transferable ..is any where else around you taking on?if you stayed and took on other grade do you take a wage drop or are you on protected salary for so long?think one of the main things is happiness are you/would you be happy going to work?its pretty crap when you realise you have to get up to go somewhere you dont want....
hiya Lav..hows you then?well did you get everything done yesterday?heres a brew take it easy today!!Punx..that was where the Amish series on tv came from..not Levi and his merrie men the other series..where they all go to New York ,Florida etc experiencing the english way of life!!
hiya Sam..hows you then?all wel in the soil conservation world?now that I made cabinet and little shelf behind ..getting to be a bit smart and thought aha I will renew the bath panel in same..trouble is the pallets I broke up for cabinet etc..I haventgot enough of the kind of grain wood left..they usually use pine,but for some reason these were made of beech or some other wood similar..so Im 2 planks short of a bath panel!!!need to go on the hunt!Im gettin lotsa brownie points here..as well as making madams brekkie!!
hiya pauly ..hows you today?hows bill today? I know you were a bit anxious yesterday about him ...ok ok I fot it was funny!!what are you up to today then?havent heard you talkin bout the witched for a while ..have they calmed down?
hiya ns..how are you? took these 2 pics this mornin..
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well ok I cant count!!
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Im the same as you ...I prefer the peace and quiet in the morning...love being about just as the world is waking up ..especially with the fields at the back of us..nothing better than a summers morn ..(whats that!)sitting with a brew listening to the sound of silence as the darkness bids farewell to the breaking dawn...sounds like an ole English novel this!!tike for a kip...."this is the BBC WORLD SERVICE ..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz and now the Archers.......
have a great day!!
hiya kuya hows your day been ?
well folks ..from the vastly experienced master of nothing ...its a goodbye from me
"Got any arrows left, mate? I'm all out."
~ Last but one of the Mohicans.
"I tell you what love, I'm glad I put this thermal t-shirt on."
"Why? Are you cold?"
"No - I have a thermal t-shirt on."
Confession: I drove a VW once but I didn't inhale.
Five Chinese airlines announced on Monday that they'll start putting restrictions on "uncivilized passengers," according to China's National Tourism Administration.
Good luck with face recognition...
I was taking my driving exam when the instructor suddenly shouted, "Now take a hard left."
So I drove to Jeremy Corbyn's house and kidnapped him.
Typo, Typo
Its of to werk we goe
Convincing a dog that I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician.
I made a Chinese waiter really angry when I asked him if his name was Bruce Lee last night.
He was Fu Ming.
JUST WHY DID I HAVE THAT ACCIDENT? GENUINE INSURANCE CLAIM EXPLANATIONS
Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive and straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early.
I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
One wheel went into the ditch. My foot jumped from the accelerator pedal, leapt across the lane to the other side and jammed in the trunk of a tree.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
I was knocked out as a result of the collision and was taken to hospital where I sustained serious injuries.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and struck a tree I haven't got.
The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I don't know who was to blame for the accident; I wasn't looking.
There was no damage to the car as the gate post will testify.
I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind.
I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact..
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
A truck backed through my windshield onto my wife's face.
I told the other Idiot what he was and went on.
HAZARDOUS PEDESTRIANS KEEP ON CRASHING INTO MY CAR!
Driving on the roads would be a lot safer for all of us, if people walking around didn't insist on causing accidents by getting in the way:
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
Three women were talking to each other, and when one stepped back and one stepped forward, I had to have an accident.
AND IF IT'S NOT THE PEDESTRIANS, THEN IT'S ALL THOSE STATIONARY OBJECTS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM!
I collided with a stationary tree.
A lamppost bumped into my car, damaging it in two places.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
WHO WOULD BE A TRAFFIC POLICEMAN?
We perhaps don't always have the greatest sympathy for traffic patrol officers, but maybe we should - they obviously have some very tricky situations to deal with:
I'm sorry officer for speeding, but without my glasses I can't hardly see the speedometer.
Sorry, Officer, I know I was speeding, but I was trying to get to the gas station in a hurry before I ran out of gas.
I know I was going fast, I was trying to get the snow off my windshield so I could see where I'm going.
Sorry officer for throwing the beer cans out the window but I didn't want my wife to see how many that I have drunk.
My wife ran off with a state policeman and when I saw your flashing lights I didn't stop because for a second, I thought you might be the trooper who is trying to bring her back to me.
POOR FOLKS. IT REALLY WASN'T THEIR FAULT - HONEST! IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S. OR SOMETHING ELSE'S
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
I left my car unattended for a minute and, whether by accident or design, it ran away.
An Invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.
The accident was due to the road bending
I bumped into a lamp-post that was obscured by human beings.
I consider neither vehicle to blame, but if either was to blame it was the other one.
I
brew time first...all up for one?
hiya det ...hows you then mate ..what time did the pissed up peeps party next door to you finally go to sleep?this is where you need a recording of the pipes and drums of a military band on cd or summat...give it full belt thru the wall as you jump about in the room in your shoes!!glad you are sorted with the tools mate ..good for you
hiya ppqp..hows you then?watching parking ? you could create great fun with that..coupla traffic cones ,a men at work sign a hole covering board...oh what fun..you could just move it about..or you could spray a black circle ish shape ..put a bit of earth beside it and danger hole sign ...and just watch how many nosey people actually stand on the sprayed hole!!!never mind work!!!
hiya bear hows you then?are some of the skills transferable ..is any where else around you taking on?if you stayed and took on other grade do you take a wage drop or are you on protected salary for so long?think one of the main things is happiness are you/would you be happy going to work?its pretty crap when you realise you have to get up to go somewhere you dont want....
hiya Lav..hows you then?well did you get everything done yesterday?heres a brew take it easy today!!Punx..that was where the Amish series on tv came from..not Levi and his merrie men the other series..where they all go to New York ,Florida etc experiencing the english way of life!!
hiya Sam..hows you then?all wel in the soil conservation world?now that I made cabinet and little shelf behind ..getting to be a bit smart and thought aha I will renew the bath panel in same..trouble is the pallets I broke up for cabinet etc..I haventgot enough of the kind of grain wood left..they usually use pine,but for some reason these were made of beech or some other wood similar..so Im 2 planks short of a bath panel!!!need to go on the hunt!Im gettin lotsa brownie points here..as well as making madams brekkie!!
hiya pauly ..hows you today?hows bill today? I know you were a bit anxious yesterday about him ...ok ok I fot it was funny!!what are you up to today then?havent heard you talkin bout the witched for a while ..have they calmed down?
hiya ns..how are you? took these 2 pics this mornin..
20160203_080336.jpg
20160203_080400.jpg
well ok I cant count!!
20160203_075109.jpg
Im the same as you ...I prefer the peace and quiet in the morning...love being about just as the world is waking up ..especially with the fields at the back of us..nothing better than a summers morn ..(whats that!)sitting with a brew listening to the sound of silence as the darkness bids farewell to the breaking dawn...sounds like an ole English novel this!!tike for a kip...."this is the BBC WORLD SERVICE ..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz and now the Archers.......
have a great day!!
hiya kuya hows your day been ?
well folks ..from the vastly experienced master of nothing ...its a goodbye from me
"Got any arrows left, mate? I'm all out."
~ Last but one of the Mohicans.
"I tell you what love, I'm glad I put this thermal t-shirt on."
"Why? Are you cold?"
"No - I have a thermal t-shirt on."
Confession: I drove a VW once but I didn't inhale.
Five Chinese airlines announced on Monday that they'll start putting restrictions on "uncivilized passengers," according to China's National Tourism Administration.
Good luck with face recognition...
I was taking my driving exam when the instructor suddenly shouted, "Now take a hard left."
So I drove to Jeremy Corbyn's house and kidnapped him.
Typo, Typo
Its of to werk we goe
Convincing a dog that I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician.
I made a Chinese waiter really angry when I asked him if his name was Bruce Lee last night.
He was Fu Ming.
JUST WHY DID I HAVE THAT ACCIDENT? GENUINE INSURANCE CLAIM EXPLANATIONS
Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive and straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early.
I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
One wheel went into the ditch. My foot jumped from the accelerator pedal, leapt across the lane to the other side and jammed in the trunk of a tree.
I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
I was knocked out as a result of the collision and was taken to hospital where I sustained serious injuries.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and struck a tree I haven't got.
The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I don't know who was to blame for the accident; I wasn't looking.
There was no damage to the car as the gate post will testify.
I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind.
I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact..
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
A truck backed through my windshield onto my wife's face.
I told the other Idiot what he was and went on.
HAZARDOUS PEDESTRIANS KEEP ON CRASHING INTO MY CAR!
Driving on the roads would be a lot safer for all of us, if people walking around didn't insist on causing accidents by getting in the way:
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
Three women were talking to each other, and when one stepped back and one stepped forward, I had to have an accident.
AND IF IT'S NOT THE PEDESTRIANS, THEN IT'S ALL THOSE STATIONARY OBJECTS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM!
I collided with a stationary tree.
A lamppost bumped into my car, damaging it in two places.
I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
WHO WOULD BE A TRAFFIC POLICEMAN?
We perhaps don't always have the greatest sympathy for traffic patrol officers, but maybe we should - they obviously have some very tricky situations to deal with:
I'm sorry officer for speeding, but without my glasses I can't hardly see the speedometer.
Sorry, Officer, I know I was speeding, but I was trying to get to the gas station in a hurry before I ran out of gas.
I know I was going fast, I was trying to get the snow off my windshield so I could see where I'm going.
Sorry officer for throwing the beer cans out the window but I didn't want my wife to see how many that I have drunk.
My wife ran off with a state policeman and when I saw your flashing lights I didn't stop because for a second, I thought you might be the trooper who is trying to bring her back to me.
POOR FOLKS. IT REALLY WASN'T THEIR FAULT - HONEST! IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S. OR SOMETHING ELSE'S
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
I left my car unattended for a minute and, whether by accident or design, it ran away.
An Invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.
The accident was due to the road bending
I bumped into a lamp-post that was obscured by human beings.
I consider neither vehicle to blame, but if either was to blame it was the other one.
I
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