Saturday FIRTENETH

[Samstone]

wow
10 firty and no fred. So here's a start. Hope all is doing....
Sam

[Mick]

Re: Saturday FIRTENETH

mornin all...wowee what a morning...tried to get on here first thing ,success ..then it went tried again ..no reply being the answer so just got on with bitz and batz ...done all the batz now just the bitz to address weather is not bad ..just been spraying paint...that pear drops smell....mmmm Sam the man brill to see you mate...hows life in the soil trade?big yoo hoo with a brew to all the chaps and chapessess on here...

Three Irishmen are sat in a pub. Mick says, "Women are so stupid. My wife just bought a car and she can't even drive!" Seamus says, "That's nothing. My wife's on a diet and she's not even fat!" Paddy says,"That's fck all. My wife's taken 30 Condoms to Benidorm and she hasn't even got a d.ck!"
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I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer.

I said 'I want to sue the airline'

He replied 'You don't have much of a case'.

So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on the T.V.

Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.

How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

Steven.

The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.

A duck was about to cross the road, when a chicken came running & said..

"No don't do it!, you'll never hear the bloody end of it!"

[Determinator]

Re: Saturday FIRTENETH

Happy Sat ABeroooos,

Sam, how great to have you boot us into action this fine morn.

Mick, easy on sniffing those paint fumes mate. having some confuser probs myself.

TTops, how was the cactus prepared? us foodies wanna know!

well, just a slow day at home which is perfect. Staying in the no drama zone at all costs.

Do our moms have any big mothers day plans? Mine is at the opposite end of the country so fraid
all she's getting aside from the card is a phone call.

be well loves

[Lavande]

Re: Saturday FIRTENETH

Good evening Abbers,

'Twas a rain day here n Lav-land. Tons of rain too!!!
Looking forward to a touch of sunshine tomorrow, hopefully anyway.

Hi Sam, great to see you & thanks for the startup.
45 is looking like a real a$$ wipe this week, don't you think? Ha ha!!

Mick, don't go hurting yourself with paint fumes now, geez! I think we're all a little too old to be huffing spray paint, ha ha!

Det, a quiet weekend is kinda nice actually. Does your Mom live on the east coast? I'm sure a phone call would be appreciated

We returned our granddaughter to her home this afternoon. it's nice having her here, she's growing up so fast!
No plans for me tomorrow except hopefully being able to get outside without getting soaked.

Hello to the rest of the crew & wishing everyone a peaceful night!

Lav