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**paulywogg** · September 2, 2018, 08:21 AM

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Mae everybody,Mick hope you find something cool

bunnies look cute as always,was picking up my guinea pig last night and scratching under his chin,he was loving it

Lav,your poor eyes hope it's better today,could be the tomatoes,actually I think that was one of my no no's on the food sensitivity test that I choose to ignore haha! Det,hope bowling was fun

seems like most outlying areas of Vegas are mostly Hispanic,mine is too,I'm in Sunrise manor as they call it,,fancy word for"the hood"

ugh just want to be Winslow and slum around today,much love to all and wishes for a super sober Sunday,hi PQ!

**porqoui** · September 2, 2018, 10:36 AM

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MAE ALL...

Mick...good luck with today's adventure. Great pictures, thanks.

Pauly...think I'll make it a Winslow day for me too. LOL

Brews all around for those dropping in....:smile:PPQP

**Lavande** · September 2, 2018, 06:33 PM

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Well I'm hiding in the house today ~ for sure!
I woke up this morning looking like a complete idiot, red faced, puffy & slits where my eyes are supposed to be. It improved a bit as the day wore on & I stayed upright of course. No tomatoes for this girl today, ha ha!!!!

Mick, hope your day was good & productive.
Bunnies look very happy & comfortable.

Det, do tell about the bowling. I am sure I was about 14 or 15 the last time I bowled, LOL

Pauly, I hope your day was peaceful. Somethings doing nothing is just perfect

PQ, hope you had a nothing day too, ha ha!!

I did walk outside this morning & get a nice butterfly photo - it's on FB.

Have a peaceful night everyone!

Lav

**Determinator** · September 2, 2018, 09:00 PM

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Heya ABeroooskies!

Pauly, I'm close by you I think. Lake Meade and Mt Hood. Found an awesome little taco truck last night... and didn't die after!

Mick, Bunbun doesn't dig as he's an indoor bunny, but LOVES to eat electrical cords which is an expensive hobby for sure.

Lav, I like PPQ's idea. Lets all eat something we're allergic to and post selfies! hahahahaaa. dunno why but that cracks me up.

Bowling was so fun... all us goofballs made it fun that is. So awesome connecting with my family here and doing
healthy nice things. I never knocked down all the pins at once... hole in one? home run? I suck at sports, sorry but you know
what I mean. i managed to knock over all BUT one on several shots. Oh well, the fun was totally worth it.

Took more microgreens pics this arvo. Will post soon if they turn out. I'm heading up the hill in a few minutes to try for a
panorama of the city.

Seriously reevaluating my insurance idea.. I really find the material to be insanely boring to the point of utter frustration... agh!
Going over the job sights for inspiration now... something will find me, or I'll find it.

SK, you doing ok hon?

back in a bit....

be well loves

**SKendall** · September 2, 2018, 10:55 PM

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Hi all, got the glums. Will feel better

**Determinator** · September 2, 2018, 11:22 PM

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SK xxxxxxx glum be gone!

**Determinator** · September 2, 2018, 11:43 PM

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Microgreens appetizer I made today. And it was yummy

Shared album - Xring007 - Google Photos

**paulywogg** · September 3, 2018, 08:56 AM

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Mae everybody,running late so back later! Have a great Bf Monday!!

**Mick** · September 3, 2018, 09:15 AM

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morning all ...how are we then?all good I hope,tis raining this morning that fine drizzle that gets you wet .out detecting yesterday ,I found nothing ,the settings were all wrong so I need to update it all..bit annoying to say the least!then to crown it all ...trying to be a smart ass I laid all the ballast on my railway .....wrongly !!!!!!had to scrape it all up and start again.oh well ...and lastly Iwas out in the garden and got bitten by some little mite thing ..so all in all it wasnt that great!!!a

**Mick** · September 3, 2018, 09:35 AM

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Arggggggh Ive just seen this...Ive lost a long post somewhere!!the bit above is all it saved .....

Why is it that the older I get, the further away my shoelaces become?

Leaving Ferrybridge services yesterday I got myself confused and forgot whether I was heading east or west!

Luckily for me, they'd employed a young lad to stand at the bottom of the slip road holding a cardboard sign saying Leeds.

I hope he gets well paid cos it was absolutely pissing it down.

His dog didn't look too happy either.

Britain's oldest person Olive Boar has died aged 113.

I can't believe it I've finally got the fcking house, said her son, 96

My girlfriend is in a charity hospital who don't charge anything so long as we don't call the baby if it's a boy any of the following,
Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, and Malachi.

They are a non prophet making organisation.

A man was walking down the street, when suddenly he was hit by a car.
A policeman that attended the scene said to the injured man, " Did you get a look at the driver?"
"No. " said the man, "but I can tell you it was my wife."
"How"s that ?"asked the policeman.
And the man said, " I"d recognise her laugh anywhere."

**porqoui** · September 3, 2018, 01:41 PM

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MAE ALL...

Lav...yup, had a Winslow day yesterday so today will find me catching up on chores. Back to school tomorrow so will see if childcare is ready to go live with their new software program. Do you really think it was the tomatoes that caused the outbreak? How are the eyes today?

Det...we had tacos last night for supper, wonder where I got that idea. LOL The word you're looking for is Strike! Sounds like you had a good time. Your microgreen appetizer looks good. Did you get a panorama pic?

SK...did you get over the glums? Happens to us all. Try getting physically active even if it's only going for a walk. Do you have leashes for the kitties? They would make a cute couple. LOL

Pauly...hope your day is going good. Holiday here for me, it's going to be tough getting up on time tomorrow.

Mick...raining here this morning as well (down pour not a drizzle) so a day of chores is ok with me. Did you get all the ballast's reset? Did the little mite bite cause a reaction? Looking for pics of allergic reactions like Lav's. LOL Thought you ended your post a bit abruptly! LOL Wouldn't it be fun if MWO could find all those posts floating around out there in Cyber space and post them? Hope you got through the rest of your day unscathed!

Hey Pi...I think it's time for another brunch with the gang. Shout out to all the rest of the gang....:smile:PPQP

**Lavande** · September 3, 2018, 07:03 PM

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Good evening Abbers,

Well, I can actually see my eyes today ~ some of the swelling has gone down. Still very red, warm, itching & burning though

I will try my best to get in to see someone tomorrow, Lav needs some of those dreaded steroids.
Three days stuck at home now, can't take too much more of that, ha ha!

Mick, sorry your post messed up & sorry you didn't find anything good yesterday. Some days it just seems like everything goes wrong.

SK, hope you are feeling a bit more chipper now

Det, nice looking appetizer but the tomatoes scared me ha ha. I'm not even sure that tomatoes caused my allergic reaction, duh.
The insurance business is not for everyone. I find things like statistics very dull. You have a very strong creative side to you & a good eye for design & color......go there

Pauly, hope your day was good.

PQ, I actually texted my daughter a pic of my face last night, ha ha! She said she felt sorry for me, LOL
I hope tomorrow morning goes smoothly for you!

Have a nice night everyone!
Lav

**paulywogg** · September 3, 2018, 08:40 PM

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Lav,glad the swelling went down some at least,what a day I swear,the gossiping at work is just getting awful,I don't remember it being this bad in all my years of being there,,I can't be nice to one without another thinking I'm two faced and it's not just me,,very annoying but meh,I just want to keep to myself but then it feels tense in the shop,grrr,Det,if you want good tacos there's a shop on Nellis/Washington called Los Toritos,I spent $28 bux yesterday for some tacos to go for lunch sooooo good

**Mick** · September 4, 2018, 07:02 AM

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hiya all and how are we today then? hope we are all well..not raining today ,Panda is struggling a bit to walk, I spent about 15mins this morning massaging her leg and back ..She doesnt whimper or anyhing so I know she isnt in pain ,she still eats and has a good quality of life ...as long as she has that ,I fear tho that the day will come .Live for the present! yesterday wasnt accident free ..I am now banned from doing anything ..except go on the computer!!I was putting my metal detector away yesterday ..it is in a holdall and the spade sits on top ..It goes in a shelf in the spare room ...as I lifted it up the spade slipped back,Imoved my head and it caught me on the eyebrow and cut it .!!I wonder at my own cleverness sometimes ..

ok brew time anyway

hiya Lav ,how are you doing today then..hows the allergy?Julie is allergic to tropical fruit ..ie mangoes etc ...it brings her out the same ..hope it wasnt tommys..you have quite a few to get thru havent you?heres an allergy free brew for you..

hiya pauly hows you then ?apart from being in the yakky women gang ! nah dont let them get you down ..just hum and whistle to yourself ...sod them ...Im not 2 faced either ...I wouldnt be wearing this one if I was!!
you have a nice day .

hiya ppqp ..hows you then?nope the mite bites are still as itchy as heck despite putting everything known to man.As far as the ballast goes ..I ripped it all up and restarted ..this time it is looking good ..only about another 45ft of it to be done. did I ever show you the pic of the engine on the bridge?

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hope things go ok for you today at work

hiya sk ...how are you today then? you feeling any better today ? how are the cats doing?

hiya det how are you doing my man? hope you are well ...hows the rabbit doing?

hiya pie ,howare you today then? havent heard from you for a while ..

I walked up to a guy in the street, and asked, "Have you seen my puppy? She's been missing since yesterday," then showed him a photo.

Confused, he said, "That's just a picture of an empty dog basket."

"I know, mate," I replied. "I just told you she's fcking missing!"

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "ALLLLEEE OOOP"! really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine".

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens - the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it" and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP"! really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me -- it's this bloody horse. What is he -- deaf or something"?

The trainer replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf... he's BLIND"!

A policeman brought four boys before a judge.

"They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor", he said.

"Boys", said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency.

Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong".

"My name is George", said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen".

"My name is Pete", said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen".

"My name is Mike", said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen".

"My name is Peanuts", said the fourth boy.

Las Vegas has many churches, and people frequently drop casino chips into the collection plates.

The various churches cannot easily turn them into dollars, so a service was started by a group of Franciscan monks to pick up the chips weekly and go around to the various casinos and redeem the chips for dollars. They support themselves this way and provide a valuable service.

They are called chipmonks.

One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella.

The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, "Why are you carrying that umbrella around, it just never rains in the desert"?

The other guy with the umbrella replies, "Yeah, but it keeps me out of the sun! By the way, why are you carrying around that car door, you don't even have a car to go with it"?

The guy with the car door replies, "Yeah, well at least if I get too hot from the sun I can just roll down the window"!

An old man limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk"!

The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Sir, how old are you"?

"I'm 98", the man announced proudly.

The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You are almost one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect"?

The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it doesn't hurt"!

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less makes your life miserable . . . . .

A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome, why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called Teste . . . "

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman. "Not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot."

"The hotel-it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand!"

"I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

"He said, 'Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?'"

The father was baby sitting while his wife went to a PTA meeting.

Later in the evening the father settled down to watch TV.

But little Johnny repeatedly kept coming down stairs and asking for a glass of water.

After the fifth glass,the dad lost his patience and yelled, "I'm trying to watch the TV. Now go back to bed".

“But Dad”, the little Johnny whined, "my room is still on fire"!

Little Johnny returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, little Johnny opened his box of animal biscuits and spread them all over the kitchen table.

"What are you doing" asked his mom?

"The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken", said the little Johnny. "I'm looking for the broken seal".

An instructor and student are sitting in a helicopter, the instructor says "Take it straight up to 100 feet and bring it back down".

The student does without a problem, so the instructor tells him to "Take it up to 200 feet and back down".

Again the student's performance is flawless.

Then the instructor gets out of the chopper and tells the student that his first solo is to take it up to 300 feet and land it by himself.

The student takes off and gets up to about 300 feet then suddenly comes crashing down.

The instructor runs up to the wreckage and says "You were doing so good...what happened"?

The student replies "Well I got up to about 290 feet, but it got so cold up there I figured I would turn the big fan off".

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