mae all....howare we today then? all good I hope ...well a turn up for the books...look at this its happening now...
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its less than2 weeks ago and we were in glorious sunshine!!..its going to turn to rain soon..
Jeeves is dossing in the garage ...meanwhile .......
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still snottering and snivelling around but feeling a bit better.
and good morning to you Lav ....I note your post!!! I think it's a side effect of being female. We take care of everything & everyone else so we may as well include ourselves .....hmm..as we speak Julie is in bed with a mug of coffee ,and a tomato and cheese omelette for breakfast ....Rabbits have had theirs ,dishes washed, carpets vacuumed floors swept..bins emptied ,washing machine on ,rabbit hutch cleaned out .........just sayin.....:welldone: hope you enjoy the play today..despite the hour less sleep for yall..have a great day ..
hiya sk ...how are you feeling today? any better ? hope so ..Yes years sago they used mustard plasters ,for all kind of aches pains coughs..probably kinda like the travelling Doctor Locum panacea ..one cure for all..
hiyatree ...best of luck for today ..you are right about the pics ..people being people are really nosey ,and would take more interst in your pics than concentrate on the hoose ..it also gives a chance for dialogue not house orientated ..thats a nice pic ..yes thats us in la la land Really ? we were there too..where did you stay ..blah blah ..less concentration on the job in hand..hope it goes well for you
hiya pauly hows you then today?good I hope ..so Kell got a black car?she should have got one like this .....that would have been interesting!!you have a good day
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hiya Sam the man ...you doing ok mate? hope so ...
hiya pie ...hows thehounds of the baskervilles? keeping you busy?
right peeps ..takeit easy and have a good day.
"Lost Mary Queen of Scots papers found in storeroom"
Police Scotland say she can have them back if she presents herself at the Museum of Edinburgh with two proofs of personal identification and a recent utility bill as proof of address.
Where does a Jamaican detective work in London?
Scotland Yardie.
World malaria awareness day is on 25th April, I've taken up running to do a big charity event on the day. I didn't think I'd enjoy running ,but I've got the bug.
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. Seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?"
She asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him?
" She said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, " there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room
Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."
A woman has a problem with her closet door, it was falling every time a bus was passing by.
So she called a repair man.
The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
"OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOSH. WHOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 peices! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two...." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHH. A gust of wind filss the room, but the fly is still buzzing around.
The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?"
And the Jewish samurai replies - "Look closer, that fly has been circumcised!"
20190310_104145.jpg
20190310_104033.jpg
its less than2 weeks ago and we were in glorious sunshine!!..its going to turn to rain soon..
Jeeves is dossing in the garage ...meanwhile .......
20190310_101239.jpg
still snottering and snivelling around but feeling a bit better.
and good morning to you Lav ....I note your post!!! I think it's a side effect of being female. We take care of everything & everyone else so we may as well include ourselves .....hmm..as we speak Julie is in bed with a mug of coffee ,and a tomato and cheese omelette for breakfast ....Rabbits have had theirs ,dishes washed, carpets vacuumed floors swept..bins emptied ,washing machine on ,rabbit hutch cleaned out .........just sayin.....:welldone: hope you enjoy the play today..despite the hour less sleep for yall..have a great day ..
hiya sk ...how are you feeling today? any better ? hope so ..Yes years sago they used mustard plasters ,for all kind of aches pains coughs..probably kinda like the travelling Doctor Locum panacea ..one cure for all..
hiyatree ...best of luck for today ..you are right about the pics ..people being people are really nosey ,and would take more interst in your pics than concentrate on the hoose ..it also gives a chance for dialogue not house orientated ..thats a nice pic ..yes thats us in la la land Really ? we were there too..where did you stay ..blah blah ..less concentration on the job in hand..hope it goes well for you
hiya pauly hows you then today?good I hope ..so Kell got a black car?she should have got one like this .....that would have been interesting!!you have a good day
1024px-Las_Vegas_Metropolitan_Police_Ford_Explorer.jpg
hiya Sam the man ...you doing ok mate? hope so ...
hiya pie ...hows thehounds of the baskervilles? keeping you busy?
right peeps ..takeit easy and have a good day.
"Lost Mary Queen of Scots papers found in storeroom"
Police Scotland say she can have them back if she presents herself at the Museum of Edinburgh with two proofs of personal identification and a recent utility bill as proof of address.
Where does a Jamaican detective work in London?
Scotland Yardie.
World malaria awareness day is on 25th April, I've taken up running to do a big charity event on the day. I didn't think I'd enjoy running ,but I've got the bug.
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. Seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?"
She asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him?
" She said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, " there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room
Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."
A woman has a problem with her closet door, it was falling every time a bus was passing by.
So she called a repair man.
The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
"OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor. This emperor needed a new head samurai. So he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.
A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.
The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces! The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOSH. WHOOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 peices! The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"
Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two...." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox, and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHH. A gust of wind filss the room, but the fly is still buzzing around.
The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?"
And the Jewish samurai replies - "Look closer, that fly has been circumcised!"
hubs says they're a good buy cuz even tho the miles are high,they were serviced regularly,Kellz car is a black,Hyundai something, hey I'm making progress
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