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    For the Ladies (don't read if easily offended) - sorry guys

    Subject: Gloria Gaynor redux


    I WILL SURVIVE! SING IT!!!!!!!!!!!

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
    That I grew strong,
    And I knew that I could take you on...

    But there you are, another lie,
    I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
    I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
    Go on now - go, walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
    Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

    [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    with a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
    But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


    [Chorus]
    I will survive! I will
    survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


    :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

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    For the Ladies (don't read if easily offended) - sorry guys

    Re: For the Ladies (don't read if easily offended) - sorry g

    :lol :lol :lol That' too funny...I'll have to pass that along to my friends outside the MWO group!

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    For the Ladies (don't read if easily offended) - sorry guys

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    Hi, Hope - glad you liked it! Have to go read your joke now!

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