OK, it's me, so bear with me here:rolleyes
I don't usually tell jokes, and this is no exception!.. here goes.
This is a joke you have to tell to a man. He actually physically has to be there in front of you, or it won't work.
Hold out your hand, and say:
"In my hand, I'm holding 3 little women. See them?"
he will nod
"pick one up"
he does
"smell her"
he does
"does she smell like the first time you had sex?"
he will say no
"ok, put her back and pick up the next one. Listen to her. does she sound like the first time you had sex?"
he will say no
"ok, put her back and pick up the last one"
"taste her. does she taste like the first time you had sex?"
he will say no
"ok, ok. Put her back. Now pick them all up and shake them up really really good....."
.......
"now does that LOOK LIKE THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX??"
Please, please try this on a guy!! works every time!:rollin
I don't usually tell jokes, and this is no exception!.. here goes.
This is a joke you have to tell to a man. He actually physically has to be there in front of you, or it won't work.
Hold out your hand, and say:
"In my hand, I'm holding 3 little women. See them?"
he will nod
"pick one up"
he does
"smell her"
he does
"does she smell like the first time you had sex?"
he will say no
"ok, put her back and pick up the next one. Listen to her. does she sound like the first time you had sex?"
he will say no
"ok, put her back and pick up the last one"
"taste her. does she taste like the first time you had sex?"
he will say no
"ok, ok. Put her back. Now pick them all up and shake them up really really good....."
.......
"now does that LOOK LIKE THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX??"
Please, please try this on a guy!! works every time!:rollin
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