> >>A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes
> >>upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks
> >>into the water and subsequently bumps into the
>preacher. The
> >>preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
> >>Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
> >>
> >>"Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks
> >>him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother
> >>have you found Jesus?"
> >>
> >>The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the
> >>answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer is
> >>time.
> >>
> >>He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found
> >>Jesus, my brother?"
> >>
> >>The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus."
> >>
> >>By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk
> >>in the water again, but
>this time he holds him down for about 30
> >>seconds.
> >>
> >>When the drunk begins kick king his arms and legs, the Preacher
> >>pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of
> >>God, have you found Jesus?"
> >>
> >>The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
> >>preacher,
> >>
> >>"Are you sure this is where he fell in? ................
> >>
> >>upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks
> >>into the water and subsequently bumps into the
>preacher. The
> >>preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
> >>Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
> >>
> >>"Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks
> >>him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother
> >>have you found Jesus?"
> >>
> >>The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the
> >>answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer is
> >>time.
> >>
> >>He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found
> >>Jesus, my brother?"
> >>
> >>The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus."
> >>
> >>By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk
> >>in the water again, but
>this time he holds him down for about 30
> >>seconds.
> >>
> >>When the drunk begins kick king his arms and legs, the Preacher
> >>pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of
> >>God, have you found Jesus?"
> >>
> >>The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
> >>preacher,
> >>
> >>"Are you sure this is where he fell in? ................
> >>
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