A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable
to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams "Knock
it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last
flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and
while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can
hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When
she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but
he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives
she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long,
hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see
what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and crap is everywhere. On him,
the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been
in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever
actually seen a fart !"
You're laughing aren't you. I know you are!!!
house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable
to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams "Knock
it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last
flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and
while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can
hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When
she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but
he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives
she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long,
hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see
what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and crap is everywhere. On him,
the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been
in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever
actually seen a fart !"
You're laughing aren't you. I know you are!!!
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