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June 7th, 2006, 12:34 PM

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made
while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
2. Find Amelia Earhart yet?
3. Can you hear me NOW?
4. Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!
5. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
6. You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.
7. Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?
8. You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You
do the Hokey Pokey...
9. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!
10. If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!
11. Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.
12. You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?
13. Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?

June 7th, 2006, 04:19 PM
love the wife one. Something I would say.

June 12th, 2006, 07:32 PM
I plan to be completely knocked out when I have this process (coming up at some point in the next year), so I will spare my doc any commentary! If there are docs that want to root around in peoples' colons, good for them. I want to be as detached as humanly possible from the whole process!!!