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Guest
May 6th, 2006, 10:17 AM
A woman was invited out by several of her friends for a night out with "the girls". She promised her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing that her husband would probably wake up and realize what time it was, she cuckooed another 9 times.

She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to avoid a possible conflict with the hubby.

The next morning her husband asked what time she had gotten in, and she told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. She thought, "Whew! Got away with that one!"

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock". When she asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said 'Oh @#%$', then cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Guest
May 7th, 2006, 12:47 AM
:rollin

Guest
May 7th, 2006, 02:45 PM
girls nite out

That's sooo funny! Sounds just like something I would do!:lol :lol :D :p

Guest
May 8th, 2006, 10:43 PM
Re: girls nite out

I am SO glad someone thought this funny--I laughed my butt off, even though (sadly) I have this drunk. Someone told me that anyone who can laugh at themself is well on the way to healing!

Hugs Dreaming and Jude (earrings are on their way)

Ter

Guest
May 11th, 2006, 06:40 PM
Re: girls nite out

:rollin

Guest
May 11th, 2006, 10:32 PM
Ter,

That is TOO FUNNY! Just the right joke for today!! Thanks

Donna

Guest
May 15th, 2006, 02:50 AM
girls night out

I keep this one (plus a few others), in my apron @ work... they're great!...especially when I get a table of all women! ;) When I'm busy, I just drop off some jokes & refreshments, & tell em I'll be right back!:rollin

Guest
May 15th, 2006, 10:11 PM
Re: girls night out

That is great! I don't drop in on this category often enough, and I laugh so hard when I do!

Kathy

Alcoholic
October 29th, 2012, 01:06 AM
:)

Rags
October 29th, 2012, 07:29 PM
Oh, that is so funny. Love it.

harun5539
November 27th, 2012, 03:37 AM
Is is true ? If it is truly happened then your husband loves you very much, respect him.
Otherwise it is a very funny joke. :l :H