View Full Version : Murphy's Pub Plan

March 25th, 2006, 02:58 PM
Shamus & Murphy fancied a pint or two... but had very little money. Between them, they came up with about a dollar.
Murphy says "Hang on I have an idea" He goes into the local butcher shop & comes out with one large sausage.
Shamus says, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!"
Murphy says, "Don't worry- just follow me." He went into the pub & ordered 2 pints of guiness & 2 glasses of whiskey.
Shamus says, "Now what are we gonna do, we've got no money to pay! Do you know how much trouble we're gonna be in?"
Murphy says,"Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
They down their drinks.

Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper & you go on your knees and put it your mouth."

The barman noticed them, went berzerk, and thru them out.

They continued this pub after pub, getting more & more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub, Shamus says "I don't think I can do this anymore. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!"

Murphy says "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third pub."

March 27th, 2006, 05:09 AM

March 27th, 2006, 07:50 AM
Oh. My. GOD!:x

I'm going to email that now to my partner at work - it'll have him and his work mates rolling on the floor!!

Saint Jude
November 5th, 2007, 03:05 AM
:H Bump an "oldie" from Wayyy back...;)

Finding My Self
November 5th, 2007, 03:34 AM
just magic!!!!!!


November 5th, 2007, 04:17 AM
OMG.........served them right!!!! ha ha ha