View Full Version : Blonde jokes - and yes, I am blonde too!

March 18th, 2006, 12:21 PM
The Blondes are BACK:
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese


Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.


A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.

He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."


A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "That's a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold"

"Wow," said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked. "Why, that's a thermos. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it? "

The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee"


A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

This has to be one of the best blonde jokes around. This should make all you technologically challenged people feel GOOD:

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

March 18th, 2006, 04:56 PM
I'm blonde too.

My favourite blonde joke.....

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing out the "W"s !



March 25th, 2006, 06:45 AM
Re: I'm blonde too.

theres a blonde and she goes into an appliance store. she says to the cashier, "can i please have this microwave?"
"no, your a blonde." says the cashier.
so the blonde goes away and dyes her hair red. she goes back to the appliance store and asks "can i please have this microwave?" again the cashier replies "no, your a blonde.
so she goes and dyes her hair black. she goes back to the appliance store and asks "can i pleas have this microwave?"
"no, your a blonde." replies the cashier.
she goes away and dyes her hair the smartest colour she can think of, brown.
she goes back to the appliance store and asks, "can i please have this microwave?" again the cashier replies "no your a blonde"
so the blonde says "i've dyed my hair red, black & brown. how do you know im a blonde?
the cashier says "because thats a toaster."

(that's my kiddo and she's blonde!!!);) :rollin