View Full Version : do you like poker?

September 20th, 2006, 03:11 PM
i was driving on the freeway with my cranky husband last sunday when a car slowly passed us on the left. nice car, nice normal middle - aged couple. the weird thing was their license plate frame read :"liquor in the front, poker in the back". my husbands mood greatly improved after that! now that's a great license plate frame.

Saint Jude
September 20th, 2006, 03:51 PM
Ha ha! Cute Freckles! That reminds me, at work a while back, during a slow afternoon, I went out to,grab my cell from my truck & a van in the parking lot was covered w/ bumper stickers. I took a few extra min. & copied some down...

All men are animals, some just make better pets!

Don't worry what people think... they don't do it very often...

Unlike computers;.... women reject a 3 1/2 " floppy.

Money talks. Mine always says "Goodbye"

Next time, Wave at me with ALL of your fingers!!

Don't let your mind wander... it's too small to be let out on it's own

;) :H :cool:

September 20th, 2006, 10:58 PM
those are good...makes me want to start a 'joke file' for future reference!

Saint Jude
September 21st, 2006, 02:02 PM
I have a whole desk drawer full of em!:H

September 23rd, 2006, 05:11 AM
a few of my favorites

dont piss me off...i'm running out of places to hide the bodies

last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake

tree hugging dirt worshipper(my daughter saw this one, calls me this all the time and laughs her butt off)

the more people i meet the more i like my dog

eve was framed

heavily medicated for your saftey(topa anyone?)

i do whatever my rice krispies tell me too

things have not been the same since that house fell on my sister

ok thats enough have a good one


September 23rd, 2006, 09:50 AM
Wonderful, everyone! Just loved all of these!

Saint Jude
September 24th, 2006, 01:28 AM
"Haven't had this much fun ... since the hogs ate my little brother!" I say that @ work all of the time!!:H

September 24th, 2006, 12:29 PM
my oldest will appreciate that one...

September 24th, 2006, 02:46 PM
A few more

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September 24th, 2006, 09:51 PM
good stuff, i particularly liked the two out of three one... perfect for my toyota echo.:)