A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a blonde girl watching the 5:00 news. He orders a beer and notices that on the news they are on the scene of a desperate young man on top of a tall building threatening to jump. The guy turns to the blonde and says "I bet you $50.00 the guy jumps". The blonde thinks for a second and says "I'll take that bet". The two shake hands and sure enough, a couple of minutes later, the young man plummits to his death. The blonde turns to the guy and says "well, I guess I owe you $50.00". The guys says "no, I cant take your money; I actually already saw this on the 3:00 news". The blonde says "Yah, so did I. I just didnt think he would do it again!" The guys takes the $50.00 and leaves.
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This one's for the Blondes
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This one's for the Blondes
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This one's for the Blondes
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This one's for the Blondes
Road! And that coming from a blonde!!!!!! LOL!Comment
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