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    Chicken night at the movies...Ha!

    The Chicken At The Movies


    A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

    "Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

    "For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

    "I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

    The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

    The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

    The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

    Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

    The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

    IAD
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss
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    #2
    Chicken night at the movies...Ha!

    :H:H:H:H:H:H
    “Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read”

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      #3
      Chicken night at the movies...Ha!

      LMAO YOU ARE ON A ROLL
      :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
      best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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        Chicken night at the movies...Ha!

        Tony, that's older than me, but STILL one of the good ones!! :H
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        Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
        awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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          #5
          Chicken night at the movies...Ha!

          Ruby....You just deflated my chicken ! Ha! IAD
          ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
          those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
          Dr. Seuss

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            #6
            Chicken night at the movies...Ha!

            :H:H:H

            Was the guy one of the nigerian football team's fans by any chance??
            AF since 15th March 2010

            The journey is the goal. As long as you're fighting the good fight and you're not giving up on giving up, you're winning. It's not about how often you get knocked down, it's about how often you get up again. Sobriety the goal for sure. But striving to get to that goal is what it's about. Not getting there. Because the journey never ends. The journey is the goal.

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