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    HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

    HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

    You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

    __________________________________________________ ________

    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

    Love, Brian

    __________________________________________________ ________

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

    __________________________________________________ __

    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom

    LESSON OF THE DAY ?

    NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
    For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
    AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

    #2
    HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

    LMAO!!!! Feckin deadly.
    "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

    AF 10th May 2010
    NF 12th May 2010

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      #3
      HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

      :H:H good one


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        #4
        HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

        LMAO
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