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lushy
December 5th, 2006, 01:02 PM
Subject: Christmas Season

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you
must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins....

irishlady
December 5th, 2006, 02:56 PM
:yay: :wd: :H

Sooooo funny, must remember that one for work on Thursday.

Luoise xx.

irishlady
December 5th, 2006, 02:58 PM
God it was so bloody funny, and I was laughing so much I even spelt my own name wrong...duh..

lushy
December 5th, 2006, 03:00 PM
When you are spelling your name wrong you KNOW it's funny. Glad you liked it.

Mackeral
December 5th, 2006, 06:15 PM
That had me in stitches.( well not literally yet )...

I had to shout Lisa to come and read it aswell..

You are both hilarious...Love Makcs:cool:

Preciouspinot
December 5th, 2006, 07:20 PM
I"ll have to tell that one at my next Catholic school get together

Alcoholic
October 30th, 2012, 12:40 AM
Lol!

Mal O' Drama
November 30th, 2012, 03:11 PM
ha ha merry christmas

Mal O' Drama
November 30th, 2012, 05:05 PM
then again