A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.
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> So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
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> Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
> The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
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> If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
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> Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
> The number was 7. Sorry.. No sex this time.'
>
> A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another
> fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
>
> The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
> the correct number..
> Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
> You were close, but no free sex this time.'
>
> As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
> 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
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> Paddy replied, 'Not at all, Mick. Sure it's not rigged at all.
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> My wife won it twice last week.'
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>
>
>
> So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
>
> Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
> The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
>
> If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
>
> Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
> The number was 7. Sorry.. No sex this time.'
>
> A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another
> fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
>
> The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
> the correct number..
> Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
> You were close, but no free sex this time.'
>
> As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
> 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
>
> Paddy replied, 'Not at all, Mick. Sure it's not rigged at all.
>
> My wife won it twice last week.'
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