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    Tooth Extraction

    A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.. The Dentist pulls
    out a freezing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles! I
    hate needles,' the patient said.

    The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man
    objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas
    mask on suffocating me!'

    The Dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a
    pill. 'No objection,' the patient says.. I'm fine with pills.' The
    Dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'

    The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

    'It doesn't,' said the Dentist, 'but it will give you something to hold
    on to when I pull your tooth
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