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    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to
    spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on, together with a short
    skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments
    she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks,
    "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"

    "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

    "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

    He never heard the gunshot

    #2
    crotch-less

    :H:H:H
    Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
    Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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      #3
      crotch-less

      PMSL!
      "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

      AF 10th May 2010
      NF 12th May 2010

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        #4
        crotch-less

        :H:H:H
        Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

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          #5
          crotch-less

          :H:H:H
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          Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT

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            #6
            crotch-less

            :H:H:H:H
            I quit drinking on March 8, 2020. Taking it One Day At A Time and no more taking my quit for granted.

            Also doing it for me. I got to stay sober for me.

            Just consecrate on today and do what you can to remain sober for today and worry about staying sober tomorrow, tomorrow.

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              #7
              crotch-less

              :H:H:H:H
              For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
              AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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