Hiya folks how are we all today?ready for the weekend? Solstice day today...for us in the north ...the Summer solstice, for the upside down people the winter solstice!!!after today the seasons start to change ..really??? Anyway ..all ready for the weekend?excellent..put up a butterfly net yesterday over the brassicas..turned out better than I thought it would..also back is easing off..swimming and pilates exercises seem to be helping it...going to start going to pilates classes ..its free at my gym so will use it...much better than painkillers
righty ho ..then here we go.
evening tt ..how are you today? back to normal ..or on the way?I have a friend in NZ...and his wife broke her pelvis and something else a couple of months ago and isnt allowed to travel back home (to uk) for at least 6 months...The funding ran out for his post over there so he was having to come home and leave his wife out there!!...fortunately they have found him another post in NZ.I digress.. hope all is well with you.
Must apologise very contritely witts end ...I missed you out yesterday...how are you doing?
Morning June ...dont need to ask how you are ..your post says it all!!! well done you.It is a great feeling waking up to the fact ..no sore head no doormat in the mouth,feeling lousy,wondering how we are going to get through the day ..bloodshot eyes, will anyone notice?,am I still over ,or will I blow positive on a breath test need a drink ...and wtf did I do ,it was a great night ,cos I cant remember it!!!Sound appealing?
I am so chuffed for you...revelation has come to you pretty early in the quit..most of us struggled to get to the point you are at now.
Morning ppqp how are you today? still jotting about in your bikini swimming in the rain are we ?
what are you doing this weekend? anything planned? think about it over this cawfee..have a great day.
Morning Lav...wow that was a quick jump in for you yesterday..take it you were busy?? just a clue in the words kids n dogs!!have a coffee an relax. you still busy with Thomas the tank engine?
Hiya Cinders.hows you today?yes I am at the docs in 2 weeks time, so I will bear the needle job in mind...as I say the exercise seems to be doing it well..weight is down to 11.5 now it was 11.8 on Mon ..so thats 3lbs this week which helps relieve the pressure on it.As for dizziness..Could the dizziness be sugar rushes or something like that?
Morning Det on day 58...well done you ..as I sit here wi me banjo a sookin straw watchin the craws a fightin!!!!glad you are doing so well ..any plans for the weekend?
Hiya blondie...how are you?hibiscus cuttings ? do you make tea with it? it good for you allegedly!!Only went in the sea a couple of times, but yes I do like swimming in the sea..any plans for the weekend ..which I guess has already started for you?
Hiya Ky ..if you are there hows you doing?no need to be a stranger.
right folks Im gorn now..just for a change thought I would put these illusion pics up..see if you get them..have a great weekend
high society donkey
duck n rabbit
duck n rabbit
horse n frog
swan squirrel
if you like ..let me know...they will get harder!! and finally folk..jokes
A passerby saw a man laid flat on the sidewalk in front of the local beauty shop and ran to offer assistance. As the man came blinking into consciousness, the passerby asked, ?What happened??
The man rubbed the back of his head and said, ?I don?t know! Last thing I remember, my wife was coming out of the salon there and I said, ?Well, at least they tried.
An elderly woman sitting on her porch, petting her beloved cat. A genie walks up her sidewalk. "Ma'am, you have lived a happy and simple life, I wish to grant you three wishes."
The woman smiles, "Oh, I have to think, well, I would like to be 18 again." The genie nods his head and she transforms into her 18 years old self. "I would like lots of money!" she wishes. He nods again and piles of gold and coins pile all beside her. The woman stops, "My cat here has been loyal and sweet, could you turn him into a young, handsome man?" The genie nods his head a third time and disappears. Turning around she sees a young man, fit, gorgeous and perfect.
"Why hello" she says coyly. He looks at her, "Don't look at me, you had me neutered."
So one day in the chicken coop the farmer drops off a new, young, strong rooster from the market. The new cocky rooster tells the old rooster "This is my coop now, and these are my hens!" The old rooster tells him "Fine, if you can beat me in a race around the farm, it's all yours" The young rooster thinks "I'll give him his little race but after I am kicking him out no matter what." So the two roosters take off around the farm, at first the young rooster is in the lead but when they get to the farmer's house the old rooster bursts ahead. Then suddenly... "BLAM" the farmer shoots the young roosters head right off. "God Dammit! That's the third gay rooster i bought from that damn market this week!"
And the plane crashed into a jungle only leaving them alive. They were promptly captured by a tribe of cannibals. One of the cannibals had eaten a linguist a few years back and could converse with the three survivors pretty well and informed them that they were to be killed, eaten, and their skin was going to be used to make a canoe. But because this was a tribe of sophisticated cannibals, the survivors were allowed to choose their own form of death.
The Englishman chose a pistol and said "God save the Queen!" and blew his own brains out.
The Frenchman chose a knife and said "Vive la France!" before slitting his own throat.
The American requested a fork. The cannibals, a bit perplexed, supplied the American with his eating utensil. He immediately began stabbing himself violently in the chest screaming "Make a canoe out of this, motherfucker!"
A Priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi are having a discussion. They are trying to determine the exact point when life starts. The Muslim argues that life starts at conception. The Priest disagrees and says that life starts at birth. The Rabbi turns to the two men and says, you are both wrong. When the dog dies and the kids move out, that is when life begins.
So, a married couple is driving when the woman decides to give her husband head. Its going great until the man is about to cum because the car loses control, hits into a wall and the husband dies.
At the funeral, the wife stands up to say her speech. She starts: "My husband was a great man. He wasn't a smart man, but he was a good person and a great lover. Know that he died in a moment of ecstasy." His mother stood up and shouted "Maybe YOU shouldn't have been driving."
If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced?
Are they still brother and sister?
Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
righty ho ..then here we go.
evening tt ..how are you today? back to normal ..or on the way?I have a friend in NZ...and his wife broke her pelvis and something else a couple of months ago and isnt allowed to travel back home (to uk) for at least 6 months...The funding ran out for his post over there so he was having to come home and leave his wife out there!!...fortunately they have found him another post in NZ.I digress.. hope all is well with you.
Must apologise very contritely witts end ...I missed you out yesterday...how are you doing?
Morning June ...dont need to ask how you are ..your post says it all!!! well done you.It is a great feeling waking up to the fact ..no sore head no doormat in the mouth,feeling lousy,wondering how we are going to get through the day ..bloodshot eyes, will anyone notice?,am I still over ,or will I blow positive on a breath test need a drink ...and wtf did I do ,it was a great night ,cos I cant remember it!!!Sound appealing?
I am so chuffed for you...revelation has come to you pretty early in the quit..most of us struggled to get to the point you are at now.
Morning ppqp how are you today? still jotting about in your bikini swimming in the rain are we ?
what are you doing this weekend? anything planned? think about it over this cawfee..have a great day.Morning Lav...wow that was a quick jump in for you yesterday..take it you were busy?? just a clue in the words kids n dogs!!have a coffee an relax. you still busy with Thomas the tank engine?
Hiya Cinders.hows you today?yes I am at the docs in 2 weeks time, so I will bear the needle job in mind...as I say the exercise seems to be doing it well..weight is down to 11.5 now it was 11.8 on Mon ..so thats 3lbs this week which helps relieve the pressure on it.As for dizziness..Could the dizziness be sugar rushes or something like that?
Morning Det on day 58...well done you ..as I sit here wi me banjo a sookin straw watchin the craws a fightin!!!!glad you are doing so well ..any plans for the weekend?
Hiya blondie...how are you?hibiscus cuttings ? do you make tea with it? it good for you allegedly!!Only went in the sea a couple of times, but yes I do like swimming in the sea..any plans for the weekend ..which I guess has already started for you?
Hiya Ky ..if you are there hows you doing?no need to be a stranger.
right folks Im gorn now..just for a change thought I would put these illusion pics up..see if you get them..have a great weekend
high society donkey
duck n rabbit
duck n rabbit
horse n frog
swan squirrel
if you like ..let me know...they will get harder!! and finally folk..jokes
A passerby saw a man laid flat on the sidewalk in front of the local beauty shop and ran to offer assistance. As the man came blinking into consciousness, the passerby asked, ?What happened??
The man rubbed the back of his head and said, ?I don?t know! Last thing I remember, my wife was coming out of the salon there and I said, ?Well, at least they tried.
An elderly woman sitting on her porch, petting her beloved cat. A genie walks up her sidewalk. "Ma'am, you have lived a happy and simple life, I wish to grant you three wishes."
The woman smiles, "Oh, I have to think, well, I would like to be 18 again." The genie nods his head and she transforms into her 18 years old self. "I would like lots of money!" she wishes. He nods again and piles of gold and coins pile all beside her. The woman stops, "My cat here has been loyal and sweet, could you turn him into a young, handsome man?" The genie nods his head a third time and disappears. Turning around she sees a young man, fit, gorgeous and perfect.
"Why hello" she says coyly. He looks at her, "Don't look at me, you had me neutered."
So one day in the chicken coop the farmer drops off a new, young, strong rooster from the market. The new cocky rooster tells the old rooster "This is my coop now, and these are my hens!" The old rooster tells him "Fine, if you can beat me in a race around the farm, it's all yours" The young rooster thinks "I'll give him his little race but after I am kicking him out no matter what." So the two roosters take off around the farm, at first the young rooster is in the lead but when they get to the farmer's house the old rooster bursts ahead. Then suddenly... "BLAM" the farmer shoots the young roosters head right off. "God Dammit! That's the third gay rooster i bought from that damn market this week!"
And the plane crashed into a jungle only leaving them alive. They were promptly captured by a tribe of cannibals. One of the cannibals had eaten a linguist a few years back and could converse with the three survivors pretty well and informed them that they were to be killed, eaten, and their skin was going to be used to make a canoe. But because this was a tribe of sophisticated cannibals, the survivors were allowed to choose their own form of death.
The Englishman chose a pistol and said "God save the Queen!" and blew his own brains out.
The Frenchman chose a knife and said "Vive la France!" before slitting his own throat.
The American requested a fork. The cannibals, a bit perplexed, supplied the American with his eating utensil. He immediately began stabbing himself violently in the chest screaming "Make a canoe out of this, motherfucker!"
A Priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi are having a discussion. They are trying to determine the exact point when life starts. The Muslim argues that life starts at conception. The Priest disagrees and says that life starts at birth. The Rabbi turns to the two men and says, you are both wrong. When the dog dies and the kids move out, that is when life begins.
So, a married couple is driving when the woman decides to give her husband head. Its going great until the man is about to cum because the car loses control, hits into a wall and the husband dies.
At the funeral, the wife stands up to say her speech. She starts: "My husband was a great man. He wasn't a smart man, but he was a good person and a great lover. Know that he died in a moment of ecstasy." His mother stood up and shouted "Maybe YOU shouldn't have been driving."
If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced?
Are they still brother and sister?
Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
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