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    Splain this Lucy!

    COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

    THE CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

    TEN COMMANDMENTS - The real reason we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse--You cannot post, "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie," in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians--it creates a hostile work environment.
    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

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    Nancy another winner!! Where do you get these?? Thanks!!

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      #3
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      Nancy, you are so funny. lol
      Enlightened by MWO

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        Well girls.....I would love to say that they come out of my head, but tis not true.
        They come from the place of the "unknown"! Like out of the air as the wind!
        I just turn on my computer and there they are!

        :H
        Love ya!
        Nancy
        "Be still and know that I am God"

        Psalm 46:10

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          Nancy, those are hilarious. I especially liked the last one...hostile work environment.
          "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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