If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Why isn't the caps lock key capitalized?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Why isn't the caps lock key capitalized?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
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