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    We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack.. Jack was a great cat
    and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever
    bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in
    our bathroom.

    Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years
    old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves
    chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then
    losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I
    keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he
    needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

    Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around
    and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on.
    My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to
    nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything
    is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to
    honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

    We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I
    am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round
    the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying
    my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . rear end. Eli looked right into my
    eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is
    right--their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't
    seem to mind.

    And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was
    the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.
    And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds
    us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little
    creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been
    using your chapstick on the cat's butt.
    Hablur

    #2
    Chapstick

    LMAO!!! Oh my lordy lord...that was funny!
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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      #3
      Chapstick

      Hi Hablur,

      I was crying my eyes out reading Jays thread about poor Greta and especially the Rainbow Bridge story.

      "Chapstick" stopped the tears like turning off a tap and now I am smiling again.

      Thank you,

      Kitty
      Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
      Confucius

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        #4
        Chapstick

        OMG, that was hilarious, lets hope it was the first time !!!
        A F F L..
        Alcohol Free For Life

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          #5
          Chapstick

          Irish and MonaKitty could use some chapstick on their butts too! LOL

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            #6
            Chapstick

            My son used chapstick in boot camp as Holy annointing oil for a kid that was not going to make it through!
            He made it!!!!!!!!
            Chapstick......many uses! We could be a commerical!

            )
            Nancy
            "Be still and know that I am God"

            Psalm 46:10

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              #7
              Chapstick

              too too funny/ How are your lips by the way?

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