Breakfast of champions...

[Saint Jude]

Fwd: Bacon, Eggs and Milk

[Saint Jude]

Breakfast of champions...

arrg! it didn't work!

let me try aga

[Saint Jude]

Breakfast of champions...

Once again..I'll just type the darn thing out the old fashioned way!

A little boy comes downstairs for breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet", said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes out to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes on to feed the pigs & he kicks a pig. He goes over to milk the cows & he kicks a cow. He goes back into the house for breakfast, all there is on the table is a bowl of cold cereal...dry w/no milk.
He asks his Mom where his bacon & eggs are, and why is his cereal dry?
She tells him, "I saw you thru the window. You kicked a cow, so no milk for a week, you kicked a chicken, no eggs for a week, I saw ya kick a pig no bacon for a week."
Just then his Dad comes downstairs and kicks the cat out of his way as he's coming into the kitchen... The little boy chuckles and looks at his Mom, and says, "Should I tell him or are you gonna?"

[southernbelle47]

Breakfast of champions...

LOL!!!!!!!!

[hablur]

Breakfast of champions...

ROFLMAO!!!!! Oh I really liked that one!

[Saint Jude]

Breakfast of champions...

:bump:

[rachel28]

Breakfast of champions...

lol, i m gonna have to type that i the old fashioned way an send it to my bf , he will like that 1, xxx

[roxane]

Breakfast of champions...

was just thinking 'i dont get it', then i did! lolol