Right ..now that we have cleared that one up.....well done to those who spotted the sobriety test yesterday...and well done to Sam for trying to drag me out of the mire!!so we have established its Friday,the long awaited poets day....seems like a week since we had one of these!!right enough of this frivolity and onto more serious matters.....brew time...all in?
hiya pie..so hows Curly Larry nMo doing today then ? did the buggy turn up to move everything?
hey ppqp ..hows you then ?still got the hot wevver there?as I recall there used to be a lot of range fires around this time mainly due to live ammunition being used on the prairie..Glad car is parked up and doing ok ...see you took on bosses role yesterday and did one early!!!
hiya bear hows you...?glad work isnt phasing you ..let it go cemeteries are full of people that work couldnt do without!!considering you aint doing a lot...seems like a shedful in that post you put!!half day then gone yeeeeeees and the weather is looking good too
hiya Lav...well more of the same for you today then tooisnt it?heres an extra extra large brew to keep you going.....checked courgettes this morning ....14 of them !and more to come....3 peppers!!
hiya pauly...hey no need to be confused..join the mad gang!!!so how Melanie the kitten doing today then?Our Amy has got a kitten...dont know what type ..but its like a Bengal tiger ...goes mad when you go near it..and decides to scratch you ,the furniture anything to bits!
Hiya Sam the soil..nah that doesnt sound too cool does it??hows you today then ?when do you start the next job?
hiya fumbelina..hows you then mate?all good ..no no carpentry pics at the mo...made a shelf thats about it really!!you at home for the weekend?
hiya NS ..hows you today then?all ok apart from busy? have a good one anyway..
right folks poets day so early finish ..have a good one......
Cuba is excited to normalize relations with the United States. The people can't wait to see the new 1958 Chevrolets.
I'm not saying I live in a pretentious area.
But I have to ask the ducks if they prefer butter with their bread
This tube strike is really affecting me.
It took me ages to get the lid off the Smarties.
What's a ninja's favorite drink?
WHATAH!
I'm not saying I'm lonely or anything,
but the only time my phone lights up is when the battery is fully charged.
My post box' has got nine letters in it.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio
When I was a kid I loved playing battleships, but I was so poor I had to play a makeshift version using pieces of paper.
It was sh.t, everytime my brother said "A4" he sank my entire fleet.
Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners, it was embarrassing. An American who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me.
He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
I replied, "You really want to know?" So I dropped out of the race.
That took the smile off his fcking face.
A few nights ago, I was down the pub having a lively debate with a few mates when a woman from the next table walks over and starts having a go at me. I'm not entirely sure which bit of the discussion she had overheard, but she started accusing me of being prejudiced against certain races --.
I said to her, "I'm sorry, but I do personally think that certain races are just inherently stupid and pointless and we need to get rid of them."
In a really uppity tone, she says, "Oh, really? Can you give me some examples?"
I said, "Sure. The egg-and-spoon ... the three-legged ..."
hiya pie..so hows Curly Larry nMo doing today then ? did the buggy turn up to move everything?
hey ppqp ..hows you then ?still got the hot wevver there?as I recall there used to be a lot of range fires around this time mainly due to live ammunition being used on the prairie..Glad car is parked up and doing ok ...see you took on bosses role yesterday and did one early!!!
hiya bear hows you...?glad work isnt phasing you ..let it go cemeteries are full of people that work couldnt do without!!considering you aint doing a lot...seems like a shedful in that post you put!!half day then gone yeeeeeees and the weather is looking good too
hiya Lav...well more of the same for you today then tooisnt it?heres an extra extra large brew to keep you going.....checked courgettes this morning ....14 of them !and more to come....3 peppers!!
hiya pauly...hey no need to be confused..join the mad gang!!!so how Melanie the kitten doing today then?Our Amy has got a kitten...dont know what type ..but its like a Bengal tiger ...goes mad when you go near it..and decides to scratch you ,the furniture anything to bits!
Hiya Sam the soil..nah that doesnt sound too cool does it??hows you today then ?when do you start the next job?
hiya fumbelina..hows you then mate?all good ..no no carpentry pics at the mo...made a shelf thats about it really!!you at home for the weekend?
hiya NS ..hows you today then?all ok apart from busy? have a good one anyway..
right folks poets day so early finish ..have a good one......
Cuba is excited to normalize relations with the United States. The people can't wait to see the new 1958 Chevrolets.
I'm not saying I live in a pretentious area.
But I have to ask the ducks if they prefer butter with their bread
This tube strike is really affecting me.
It took me ages to get the lid off the Smarties.
What's a ninja's favorite drink?
WHATAH!
I'm not saying I'm lonely or anything,
but the only time my phone lights up is when the battery is fully charged.
My post box' has got nine letters in it.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio
When I was a kid I loved playing battleships, but I was so poor I had to play a makeshift version using pieces of paper.
It was sh.t, everytime my brother said "A4" he sank my entire fleet.
Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners, it was embarrassing. An American who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me.
He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
I replied, "You really want to know?" So I dropped out of the race.
That took the smile off his fcking face.
A few nights ago, I was down the pub having a lively debate with a few mates when a woman from the next table walks over and starts having a go at me. I'm not entirely sure which bit of the discussion she had overheard, but she started accusing me of being prejudiced against certain races --.
I said to her, "I'm sorry, but I do personally think that certain races are just inherently stupid and pointless and we need to get rid of them."
In a really uppity tone, she says, "Oh, really? Can you give me some examples?"
I said, "Sure. The egg-and-spoon ... the three-legged ..."
! It is a good one, though!
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