mornin all how are we today then?no early start for me...achey and weary ...but feel fgreat if that makes sense ..had a brill few days...nuff said....anyways what are we up to? lets go see ....but first a brew....
hi Sam ...hows you today then?all good?how did you enjoy your webinar?I know someone else who has to sit thru them and lotsa training modules too...beware they will be next !!with regards to fb...gotta agree with you ..tho it does depend on what you want it for...as a means of media ..yes no doubt its taken the world over,but it has also made a platform for scammers,"reality" friendships,and as a ready made quick platform to slag people off on it ...I also object to the fact that you "friend" someone ...then all of a sundden every man and their dog wants to be your bezzy mate!!
hi pauly ...hows you today then..all I can say is chin up ,keep trying it will happen one day...
hiya pie ..bumpy weather ....flashlight?is that lateral thinking ..or is this in case the leccy goes off???hows pupsville doing?all good..
hiya bear how are you feeling today then?hope better...yep think you are right deal with one issue first ..the drinking..then the others after..as for the employee...hmm
hiya ppqp ...all rosy in the garden now? literally???so the tornado passed you did it?what state of play is the garden at now?
hiya NS...glad you had a good trip ..and bet you are even more chuffed not doing sneaky beakies to get the booze ...well done you!!!
hiya lav...glad the headaches are better ...dont think the ideal remedy is 2 growing boys tho!! your better with this magic potion made outta beans ...grind them down to a powder ....then add water to it ...lets give it a name shall we?how does coffee sound?out in the garden earlier butterflies have decided to make home in my cabbages ...aint happening ..
hi SF ..take it easy with that back ..hope all else is well
right folks off we jolly well go....so have a good one.....
Happy birthday Prince George, zwei today.
The wife and I have had so much money from Government benefits we decided to call our son Grant.
"Good morning class. Today we are going to learn about our country's Queen. If anyone can mention any of her most famous acts in history, put your hand up."
I was playing scrabble with my dad when he spelt the word "stneve".
It was an unexpected turn of events.
And you'll remember also the Irishman who got a job as a doorman in a big building. He managed very well with the PUSH and PULL signs, but he was seen struggling with his fingers under a door marked LIFT.
One day Little Billy is at school showing off his new Spiderman watch. When Little Johnny spots it he asks, "How did you get that watch?"
"I walked in on my Mum & Dad having sex." explained Billy "My Dad shouted at me, then later came to apologise and bought me this new watch to say sorry".
That night Johnny had a plan, he'd stay awake until he heard his Mum & Dad getting down to it and then burst in on them and maybe get a watch for himself. Everything went to plan and as he burst in shouting,
"I wanna watch!"
"Go get yourself a chair and be quiet then." replied his Dad.
David Beckham, when not playing football that day, decides to go horse riding.
Although he has no previous experience, he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete control as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.
Victoria watches him admiringly.
After a while, David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle. He panics and grabs the horse round it's neck and calls for it to stop.
Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help.
David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground because he is still clutching the horse's neck.
David decides his best chance is to leap away, but his foot becomes entangled in the stirrup.
David's head is now banging along the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is really starting to panic now, and screams at the top of her voice.
Hearing her screams, one of the supermarket security guards comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.
hi Sam ...hows you today then?all good?how did you enjoy your webinar?I know someone else who has to sit thru them and lotsa training modules too...beware they will be next !!with regards to fb...gotta agree with you ..tho it does depend on what you want it for...as a means of media ..yes no doubt its taken the world over,but it has also made a platform for scammers,"reality" friendships,and as a ready made quick platform to slag people off on it ...I also object to the fact that you "friend" someone ...then all of a sundden every man and their dog wants to be your bezzy mate!!
hi pauly ...hows you today then..all I can say is chin up ,keep trying it will happen one day...
hiya pie ..bumpy weather ....flashlight?is that lateral thinking ..or is this in case the leccy goes off???hows pupsville doing?all good..
hiya bear how are you feeling today then?hope better...yep think you are right deal with one issue first ..the drinking..then the others after..as for the employee...hmm
hiya ppqp ...all rosy in the garden now? literally???so the tornado passed you did it?what state of play is the garden at now?
hiya NS...glad you had a good trip ..and bet you are even more chuffed not doing sneaky beakies to get the booze ...well done you!!!
hiya lav...glad the headaches are better ...dont think the ideal remedy is 2 growing boys tho!! your better with this magic potion made outta beans ...grind them down to a powder ....then add water to it ...lets give it a name shall we?how does coffee sound?out in the garden earlier butterflies have decided to make home in my cabbages ...aint happening ..
hi SF ..take it easy with that back ..hope all else is well
right folks off we jolly well go....so have a good one.....
Happy birthday Prince George, zwei today.
The wife and I have had so much money from Government benefits we decided to call our son Grant.
"Good morning class. Today we are going to learn about our country's Queen. If anyone can mention any of her most famous acts in history, put your hand up."
I was playing scrabble with my dad when he spelt the word "stneve".
It was an unexpected turn of events.
And you'll remember also the Irishman who got a job as a doorman in a big building. He managed very well with the PUSH and PULL signs, but he was seen struggling with his fingers under a door marked LIFT.
One day Little Billy is at school showing off his new Spiderman watch. When Little Johnny spots it he asks, "How did you get that watch?"
"I walked in on my Mum & Dad having sex." explained Billy "My Dad shouted at me, then later came to apologise and bought me this new watch to say sorry".
That night Johnny had a plan, he'd stay awake until he heard his Mum & Dad getting down to it and then burst in on them and maybe get a watch for himself. Everything went to plan and as he burst in shouting,
"I wanna watch!"
"Go get yourself a chair and be quiet then." replied his Dad.
David Beckham, when not playing football that day, decides to go horse riding.
Although he has no previous experience, he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete control as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.
Victoria watches him admiringly.
After a while, David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle. He panics and grabs the horse round it's neck and calls for it to stop.
Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help.
David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground because he is still clutching the horse's neck.
David decides his best chance is to leap away, but his foot becomes entangled in the stirrup.
David's head is now banging along the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is really starting to panic now, and screams at the top of her voice.
Hearing her screams, one of the supermarket security guards comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.
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