toozdi da twennytooth

[Mick]

morn all n how are we today then?all good ...rabbits are in g the conservatory ..Zeus ha just found out that if he reeeeelly stretches he can eat all the watercress Im growing on the window ledge!!out early door tomorrow..out detecting..so brew time an on we go..

hiya SF;..you sound good..yep the world is full of people that think they are irreplaceable..but so are the graveyards!!anyways glad to hear that things are working out for you ..as I've said before ..make the most of it ..cos life is like a toilet roll ...the nearer the end the quicker it seems to go!!:welldone:

hiya Lav ..and hows today then?you minion watching today?yes must say Ive grown some weird toms too...best ones I like are called Roma..kinda like plum tommies..heres your brew..so whats on the cards today..?you started any Xmas orders yet?passed a pub yesterday ..big sign out side "book your Xmas meal now"..a its only September and b no bugger goes there anyway!!.you can get an all you can eat carvery during the week for £4.95 so a sudden bump in price to 30 notes just for Xmas seems a bit extravagant to me!
ho ho ho

hiya ppqp ...how did the eye check up go ? any improvement I hope so..well did the 3 wise monkeys rolled into 1 turn up (hear fk all say fk all do fk all)..can you guess who?

hiya pauly..hows you then?hows tommy the turtle ?as for your toms..if you do plant some next year ..plant more than one..they always do better....now as for the cat all over your house plants .....put some pepper on the leaves!!

hiya pie..well did you get anything yesterday?what does your Wednesday assignment entail?

hiya ns ..hows you today ?what are you making today then?

hey bear wheres you ..when you were cleanin out didnt mean for you to chuck us out too!hope you are doing ok ..remember that goal ..the jolliday!

Sam the fiddler..nah thast doesnt sound right ..well not in this day n age any way!!hows you my friend?you working today?

hiya det ..you doing ok mate?

right folks time to exit stage left..off to spend money ..going to poundland in another town!!

have a great day

an obviously todays jokes are about......

I see David Cameron is Hogging all the headlines today.



So, David Cameron is alleged to have molested a pig.

"It was the most degrading thing I've ever done and I'd rather forget all about it,"


the pig said today.


David Cameron would have got away with it if the pig hadn't squealed.

After asking David Cameron for his autograph, he asked me if I had a pen he could borrow.

Blimey he's really into it isn't he?

With all these allegations of historic sexual abuse against politicians, it was only a matter of time before Peppa Pig spoke out.

I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices.

He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.

I think someone should check David Cameron's Twitter account for Spam.

Excerpt from David Cameron's biography..

It was on that day his political ambition was born. "If I can do it to a dead pig" he thought, "I can do it to a whole country"

Instead of going to Eaton, David Cameron should have gone to Hogwarts

I have just bought some noodles from the shop.

They're the "Completely Fcking Broke" flavour.

I was playing my X-Box when my mum said, "Why don't you go out and play in the sun."

I said, "I would but we don't have a long enough extension plug."

"I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!"

"Fck off David! I won't fall for that again!"

My mum asked me to get her a cold drink.

So I got her cough syrup.

[Samstone]

We'll got on using wife iPad. My computer won't turn on this am sooooo it must be my stuff that isn't working. Never used on of these things so a new sperience is in the makin.

Thanks for the brew Mick. Guess I am going have to read up on D Cameron! Don't know anything about him

Working today, finally, some rain yesterday!!

Off to it friends. Strange computer this
Sam

[paulywogg]

Mae everybody, great to see you Sam had to Google David Cameron myself haha,ugh,feel anxious and sort of down this morning, wtf?? Been feeling better so this is unwelcome probably just need to eat something, hello to all,hope we all have a great Tuesday

[Mick]

for those that dont know ..David Cameron is the prime minister..the allegation is that somewhere along the line he was involved in some sorta daft ritual where he stuck his.... (no not his finger )in a pigs mouth!!! strangely enough his biggest ally in this Bill Clinton ..ha ha!!

Pauly get some food ..hope youre feelin better..Sam we should go into partnership..teachin people how to use puters!!

[porqoui]

MAE ALL....

Quick pop in as I'm not feeling very good. Woke up with nauseous feeling. Eye is much improved but I'm still off to the retina specialist this morning. Will check in later.....:smile:PPQP

[Lavande]

Good morning Abbers!

I was supposed to be minion watching this morning but the plans changed at the last minute. I didn't cry about that, believe me, ha ha!!!!
I am going to get busy working on some crafty stuff for a craft show starting Nov 3.

Mick, I am just not ready to think about Christmas stuff yet. Businesses really take the spirit out of the holiday anymore.
I'll bet Cameron & Clinton both have interesting stories to tell, LOL

Sam, I use my iPad a lot, makes logging in here easier. Do you have a bluetooth keyboard for yours? Makes typing quite a bit easier Glad to see you regardless of how you got here!

Pauly, don't let the change of season get you down. Turn up the lights, make some fall-inspired foods, celebrate the season. It really helps me

Greetings to the rest of the group, I'll check in later.
Have a great AF Tuesday everyone!

Lav

[bear73]

no fear of clearing you 'orrible lot out - LOVE the jokes about the 'Hameron' thing.

Was long day at work,then gym yesterday,then dinner then pretty much straight to bed. Have come home from work today (after a GOOD day with colleagues progressing work,f****g novelty,love not being in my usual office!)Had a snooze as almost fell asleep driving home (yes I know,not good) and now had stilton,egg on toast followed by bar of cadburys and am off to buy taster pots of paint.
Thinking holiday may be city break or two joined together - fancy Barcelona,been to Thailand twice and I will definitely be back,India once and Russia still on the list with Japan and more of USA

Sam - missing you,flippin technology and Lav glad you got a minion free day.

PPQ - hope your eye is on the mend,and sorry you've been feeling ill.
Hey Pauly - keep your pecker up - I really like Lav's advice about celebrating the season,I like summer to winter,boots and tights,new gloves,stews,curries,chilli and woollies.

Happy to be sober,to have had a good day and to be feeling mindfulness start to kick in,helping me switch off and stop my panic spiralling,still waking at 3am BUT getting back to sleep quicker.

Sooo initial thoughts in terms of cut down on unnecessary spends is, make lunches daily for work,cook from scratch twice a week for evening meals (make enough for leftovers inbetween),hypno goes to bi-monthly,massage alternate between spa and friend who is cheaper.Buy posh aromatherapy oil every 3 months as sobriety pressie,making own blends inbetween. So my next of expensive oily stuff in a bottle will be bought at 6 months - which will be the end of November. Small monthly treat of under £20 of my choice.
Hope everyone is happy and healthy - Lav sorry to say I'm already looking forward to Christmas.

[Mick]

just saw this joke!!

The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.”
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under the yapping dog.
“Please, ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.”
She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!”
This time the Marine didn’t say a word; he just picked up the yapping dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, “Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!”
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, ‘Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, it appears you have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

[NoSugar]

Once I went online for all the juicy gossip, those porcine jokes were hilarious! If true, just adds to the list of weird politicians (and we have plenty of our own here!).

Feeling a little off doesn't have to have anything to do with drinking, Pauly. Once you decide it's no longer an option for you, you never have to worry about it again - just stay alert and make it through the downer day.

I hope your eye situation gets resolved, PPQP. I just hate ongoing medical dramas!