hey folks ...here we go then...poets day again...so howare we all today then?hopefully good....something seriously wrong I can see blue in the sky outside ! with rain showers in between at the moment..still building the wabbit hutch ...its coming along ..with minimal injuries..put a screw thru my finger and a nail in my hand but apart from that all hunky dory..hopefully get out detecting this weekend too..
ok brew time on we go......
hiya ns ..hows you doing today?enjoying yourself ..I know.........
hey bear...lay off dem funny fags!!!Edddie Izzard and talking pans with giant kittens.....yep there must be a meaning to that.....ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...glad its nearly a should noew youve worked for it
hiya pauly....hows you today then?hope the glums have gorn....hey doesnt matter that the animals are nuts..its all part of the fun ov looking after them
hiya Lav...spewing happiness and sunshine....cant see the weather forecasters coming up woth that one.."tonight its going to barf down with rain,but early hours of the morning ,it will turn to a good spewing of sunshine...so hows you today then?any plans for today or the weekend?heres a brew to muse it all over
hiya Sam...hope you are feeling better today my friend...are you working today?
hiya pie,hows dogsville today then?hope all is well with you
det any adventures for the weekend?
hey ppqp ..hows you ? pmd you ..but no reply was the answer ...hope everything is getting better for you ...let us know....
big shout to all missing all giving up and all striving to do so..you can do it!!
My laptop broke and I tried to make real friends using Facebook rules.
In the street, I tell others what I've eaten, how I'm feeling, what I did last night; I give them pictures of me, listen to their conversations, tell them I like them, and give them my views whether they interest them or not.
It works. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a social worker and psychiatrist.
I started up a website for drivers only.
It's been generating a lot of traffic.
Tonto and The Lone Ranger are walking through the desert. The Lone Ranger asks Tonto how much he knows about the desert and the nature surrounding them. Tonto suddenly drops the floor and puts his ear to the desert floor. Tonto then shouts, "BUFFALO COME."
The Lone Ranger is amazed. He says, "Are you so knowledgeable in this world that you can hear the animals miles away and understand their acoustics via their vibrations through the ground?"
Tonto looks up and says, "NO! EAR STUCK TO FLOOR!"
I have a brilliant idea on how we can avoid panic and prepare for future snowy weather, let's give this time of year a name that will remind us that cold and snowy weather is a high possibility.
I suggest we call this period, "winter", who's in?
"Sir, you've only got one eye. You should not be operating a motor vehicle," said the cop.
"It's alright, officer," I replied, "I'm so pissed, I've got double vision."
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, “Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.”
50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.
Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks.
Another trip to the yard and when it's all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, “Say what breed is that anyway?”
The owner says, “Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.”
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"
ok brew time on we go......
hiya ns ..hows you doing today?enjoying yourself ..I know.........
hey bear...lay off dem funny fags!!!Edddie Izzard and talking pans with giant kittens.....yep there must be a meaning to that.....ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...glad its nearly a should noew youve worked for it
hiya pauly....hows you today then?hope the glums have gorn....hey doesnt matter that the animals are nuts..its all part of the fun ov looking after them
hiya Lav...spewing happiness and sunshine....cant see the weather forecasters coming up woth that one.."tonight its going to barf down with rain,but early hours of the morning ,it will turn to a good spewing of sunshine...so hows you today then?any plans for today or the weekend?heres a brew to muse it all over
hiya Sam...hope you are feeling better today my friend...are you working today?
hiya pie,hows dogsville today then?hope all is well with you
det any adventures for the weekend?
hey ppqp ..hows you ? pmd you ..but no reply was the answer ...hope everything is getting better for you ...let us know....
big shout to all missing all giving up and all striving to do so..you can do it!!
My laptop broke and I tried to make real friends using Facebook rules.
In the street, I tell others what I've eaten, how I'm feeling, what I did last night; I give them pictures of me, listen to their conversations, tell them I like them, and give them my views whether they interest them or not.
It works. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a social worker and psychiatrist.
I started up a website for drivers only.
It's been generating a lot of traffic.
Tonto and The Lone Ranger are walking through the desert. The Lone Ranger asks Tonto how much he knows about the desert and the nature surrounding them. Tonto suddenly drops the floor and puts his ear to the desert floor. Tonto then shouts, "BUFFALO COME."
The Lone Ranger is amazed. He says, "Are you so knowledgeable in this world that you can hear the animals miles away and understand their acoustics via their vibrations through the ground?"
Tonto looks up and says, "NO! EAR STUCK TO FLOOR!"
I have a brilliant idea on how we can avoid panic and prepare for future snowy weather, let's give this time of year a name that will remind us that cold and snowy weather is a high possibility.
I suggest we call this period, "winter", who's in?
"Sir, you've only got one eye. You should not be operating a motor vehicle," said the cop.
"It's alright, officer," I replied, "I'm so pissed, I've got double vision."
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, “Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.”
50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.
Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks.
Another trip to the yard and when it's all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, “Say what breed is that anyway?”
The owner says, “Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.”
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"
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