white rabbits!!!!!!!!mornin all ..and how are we today then?all good i hope...well its 5.27 am..just got back from taking the outlaws to the airport..its great driving at that time of the morning nothing on the roads!!and its raining ..but no wind...thats the weather Im talking about!!!so lets see what today brings then...but first... an early morning brew...
hiya Lav,,,hows you today then? well did you get your exercise done? or were you too engrossed in ...shopping??can see the benefits of shopping on line..but mbh prefer the fun...and the haggling in some cases!!anyways one early mornin brew ....
hiya Sam...hows you mate?yep much as Im reeeeeelly struggling with my chrimbo shopping Im soldiering on..I just dont have a clue what to buy myself!!:welldone:hows weather today in your neck o the woods?is it out today or more paperwork?
hiya SF...woweee glad to see you...things def seem to be on the up for you ..well done...sometimes it takes just a wee bit more than the support of a forum...chuffed you found it...so youre into tofu now?have a great day in the store..:thumbsup:
hey bear...hows you then?I did notice work never got much of a menshun...things ok there?preppin and planning meals now too? good for you.....
hiya pie...go get the toothypeg sorted!!(says he that needs a filling!!)strip search??????whats that?phrase is now illegal..as they reckon it has connotations of force behind it!!fbs full body search is the phrase nowadays....did the handing back of the old dog go ok?
hiya pauly ...hows you today then ?itz toosdi so the mondayitis must have gone...hope all is well with you..
hiya ns..hows you today?jet setting ?
hey det how are you mate?
right folks ..for the offski...have a good one..fingers xd I dont lose this one....
For those using dating sites. Please be advised that GSOH does not mean, Great Set Of Hooters.
Negotiators from 195 countries have arrived in Paris to try to reach a deal aimed at reducing global carbon emission.
They have flown there on hundreds of flights and have been chauffer - driven to their 5-star air-conditioned hotel rooms with huge plasma televisions, power showers and jacuzzis..................excellent start
The WBO, WBA & IBF authorities were concerned that Tyson Fury wanted his Grandfather, Father, Uncle, Brother, Cousin & Nephew in his corner on Saturday for his heavyweight world title fight until they found out they were the same person.
Cyber Monday is followed by Terminated Credit Card Tuesday.
A man goes to see a psychiatrist for the very first time. The doctor asks him, 'What seems to be the problem?' The patient replies, 'I seem to have problems making friends, you fcking asshole!'
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
A man sits next to a very attractive woman on an airplane. He asks her what kind of men she is interested in. Her top three choices are Native American men, Jewish men and Southern men. The woman asks the man what his name is.
He replies "Geronimo Bernstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink."
And they say, "Go ahead!"
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked,
"Do you have any military experience?"
The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple of years."
"I see," said the interviewer, "any disabilities?"
The Marine looked at him and replied shakily. "Well... In the Vietnam War I had a grenade go off between my legs, blowing off my testicles."
The interviewer, quite shocked, said "All right, you're hired. Please report to work on Monday at 10:00am."
"Wait wait!" shouted the Marine, "When do the others start? I don't want any special treatment just because of my disability."
The interviewer replied, "Well... I'll tell you the truth. Everyone normally comes at 7:00 in the morning, but nothing gets done until 10. All we do is sit around, scratching our nuts trying to figure out what to do."
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
hiya Lav,,,hows you today then? well did you get your exercise done? or were you too engrossed in ...shopping??can see the benefits of shopping on line..but mbh prefer the fun...and the haggling in some cases!!anyways one early mornin brew ....
hiya Sam...hows you mate?yep much as Im reeeeeelly struggling with my chrimbo shopping Im soldiering on..I just dont have a clue what to buy myself!!:welldone:hows weather today in your neck o the woods?is it out today or more paperwork?
hiya SF...woweee glad to see you...things def seem to be on the up for you ..well done...sometimes it takes just a wee bit more than the support of a forum...chuffed you found it...so youre into tofu now?have a great day in the store..:thumbsup:
hey bear...hows you then?I did notice work never got much of a menshun...things ok there?preppin and planning meals now too? good for you.....
hiya pie...go get the toothypeg sorted!!(says he that needs a filling!!)strip search??????whats that?phrase is now illegal..as they reckon it has connotations of force behind it!!fbs full body search is the phrase nowadays....did the handing back of the old dog go ok?
hiya pauly ...hows you today then ?itz toosdi so the mondayitis must have gone...hope all is well with you..
hiya ns..hows you today?jet setting ?
hey det how are you mate?
right folks ..for the offski...have a good one..fingers xd I dont lose this one....
For those using dating sites. Please be advised that GSOH does not mean, Great Set Of Hooters.
Negotiators from 195 countries have arrived in Paris to try to reach a deal aimed at reducing global carbon emission.
They have flown there on hundreds of flights and have been chauffer - driven to their 5-star air-conditioned hotel rooms with huge plasma televisions, power showers and jacuzzis..................excellent start
The WBO, WBA & IBF authorities were concerned that Tyson Fury wanted his Grandfather, Father, Uncle, Brother, Cousin & Nephew in his corner on Saturday for his heavyweight world title fight until they found out they were the same person.
Cyber Monday is followed by Terminated Credit Card Tuesday.
A man goes to see a psychiatrist for the very first time. The doctor asks him, 'What seems to be the problem?' The patient replies, 'I seem to have problems making friends, you fcking asshole!'
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
A man sits next to a very attractive woman on an airplane. He asks her what kind of men she is interested in. Her top three choices are Native American men, Jewish men and Southern men. The woman asks the man what his name is.
He replies "Geronimo Bernstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink."
And they say, "Go ahead!"
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked,
"Do you have any military experience?"
The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple of years."
"I see," said the interviewer, "any disabilities?"
The Marine looked at him and replied shakily. "Well... In the Vietnam War I had a grenade go off between my legs, blowing off my testicles."
The interviewer, quite shocked, said "All right, you're hired. Please report to work on Monday at 10:00am."
"Wait wait!" shouted the Marine, "When do the others start? I don't want any special treatment just because of my disability."
The interviewer replied, "Well... I'll tell you the truth. Everyone normally comes at 7:00 in the morning, but nothing gets done until 10. All we do is sit around, scratching our nuts trying to figure out what to do."
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
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