morn all...here I am ..the bad penny ...start of a new week...this time next week I will be on the way to London,for an overnighter prior to flying out to Italy.got a grand well needed sleep last night,never woke up till 730 this morning...thats not like moi...usually awake about 3 or 4!!so feeling a bit more refreshed today..got quite a busy little week ahead,,so need to get a bit organised..so brew time it is....
hiya ppqp..thanks...hows you today then?all good ...so you want a garden watering job?you can do this one while Im away if you want!
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hia pauly hows you today then?feelin a bit more positive?weall get crappy times,I guess its tryin to work thru them..so hope you have too.me new bougie...here it is....
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but guess what ..this is the best..since zeuss died Sandy has never come back into the house...but dah dah...success got her coming back in now!!that has chuffed me more than anything!!easily pleased me..
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hiya Lav...hows you then?all good I hope...hows the busy weekend going...time for a brew?glad all the chicks made it....and them ribs sound finger lickin good!!!!
hiya Sam ...hows you mate...out in the mountains?hope the weather holds for you.......
hiya det ..yep defo discombobulated !!but ok...somewhere along the line youve lost me...whats the new job?is it the photography angle?as for the cravings ..see you can do it ..all you need is when times get tough,for you to get tough too mate..you can and will do it..
hiya sf...hey you come up with the anti booze animal and you will be quids in big time..water bill???huh you would be lyin it the stuff..on a tropical beach!!hope all works with the finance and man lookin for new gaff to stay is a non starter...
well folks, will say cheerio the noo,back tomorrow..in the meantime have a great sunday...
Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.
A doctor tells a patient, "Sir, you are highly contagious and must be placed in isolation. Until we get in contact with the CDC, your diet will consist of pizza and fried eggs."
"Will that help me get better again?" asks the patient.
"Not really. But it's the only thing we can shove in under the door."
I was at a restaurant and noticed my waitress had a black and blue eye. So I made my order veeeery slowly. She's obviously not very good at listening
They say you cannot outrun a bear. True, but don’t panic, usually it is enough to outrun the chubbiest member of your hiking group.
Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, "I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."
Doctor says to the patient: "There’s no need for you to worry about your heart. It will work for as long as you live."
- But mum, I don't want to go to America.
- Hush child and keep swimming.
Q: Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Why have trips to England become so popular with Siamese twins?
It gives the other one a chance to drive a car, too.
Two cannibals are chewing a clown. One says to the other: "Hey, does it taste kinda funny to you?"
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
A guy asked at a skydiving school, "If the chute doesn't open and the reserve doesn't open either, how long until we hit the ground?"
The instructor looked at him and said, "The rest of your life."
Man is asked at the hospital:
How tall are you?
5'8’’, doctor.
I’m very sorry, but I’m not the doctor. I’m the carpenter.
Two turkeys are looking at the sky at dusk and one asks the other: „Do you believe in life after Christmas?“
Doctor: Your test results are showing you'll easily live to be 80.
Patient: But, wait, I am 80 just now.
Doctor: See, I told you to live healthier!
hiya ppqp..thanks...hows you today then?all good ...so you want a garden watering job?you can do this one while Im away if you want!
20160619_092742.jpg
20160618_195308.jpg
20160618_195419.jpg
hia pauly hows you today then?feelin a bit more positive?weall get crappy times,I guess its tryin to work thru them..so hope you have too.me new bougie...here it is....
20160618_195221.jpg
but guess what ..this is the best..since zeuss died Sandy has never come back into the house...but dah dah...success got her coming back in now!!that has chuffed me more than anything!!easily pleased me..
20160617_081039.jpg
hiya Lav...hows you then?all good I hope...hows the busy weekend going...time for a brew?glad all the chicks made it....and them ribs sound finger lickin good!!!!
hiya Sam ...hows you mate...out in the mountains?hope the weather holds for you.......
hiya det ..yep defo discombobulated !!but ok...somewhere along the line youve lost me...whats the new job?is it the photography angle?as for the cravings ..see you can do it ..all you need is when times get tough,for you to get tough too mate..you can and will do it..
hiya sf...hey you come up with the anti booze animal and you will be quids in big time..water bill???huh you would be lyin it the stuff..on a tropical beach!!hope all works with the finance and man lookin for new gaff to stay is a non starter...
well folks, will say cheerio the noo,back tomorrow..in the meantime have a great sunday...
Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.
A doctor tells a patient, "Sir, you are highly contagious and must be placed in isolation. Until we get in contact with the CDC, your diet will consist of pizza and fried eggs."
"Will that help me get better again?" asks the patient.
"Not really. But it's the only thing we can shove in under the door."
I was at a restaurant and noticed my waitress had a black and blue eye. So I made my order veeeery slowly. She's obviously not very good at listening
They say you cannot outrun a bear. True, but don’t panic, usually it is enough to outrun the chubbiest member of your hiking group.
Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, "I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."
Doctor says to the patient: "There’s no need for you to worry about your heart. It will work for as long as you live."
- But mum, I don't want to go to America.
- Hush child and keep swimming.
Q: Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Why have trips to England become so popular with Siamese twins?
It gives the other one a chance to drive a car, too.
Two cannibals are chewing a clown. One says to the other: "Hey, does it taste kinda funny to you?"
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"What? But I’m not dead yet!"
"And we’re not there yet."
A guy asked at a skydiving school, "If the chute doesn't open and the reserve doesn't open either, how long until we hit the ground?"
The instructor looked at him and said, "The rest of your life."
Man is asked at the hospital:
How tall are you?
5'8’’, doctor.
I’m very sorry, but I’m not the doctor. I’m the carpenter.
Two turkeys are looking at the sky at dusk and one asks the other: „Do you believe in life after Christmas?“
Doctor: Your test results are showing you'll easily live to be 80.
Patient: But, wait, I am 80 just now.
Doctor: See, I told you to live healthier!
SF,I want a miniature horse soooo bad! There's an Amazon commercial with one who gets a doggie door,makes me smile everytime
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