Note to non-Brits: In England the police do not carry guns.
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and has the following exchange:
PC: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
PC: May I see the registration for your vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car, I stole it.
PC: The car is stolen??
Driver: That's right. But, come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
PC: There's a gun in the glove compartment???
Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. (Note: boot is 'trunk')
PC: There is a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?!?!
Driver: Yes, mate
Hearing this, the officer immediately called for back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and a senior officer approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Senior Officer: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, here it is.
It was perfectly valid
Senior Officer: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here are the registration papers.
Senior Officer: Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver: Sure, sir, but there's no gun in there.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove compartment.
Senior Officer: Would you mind opening the boot?
Driver: No problem.
The boot is opened - no body
Senior Officer: I don't understand this. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment and a dead body in the boot.
Driver: I bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding and has the following exchange:
PC: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
PC: May I see the registration for your vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car, I stole it.
PC: The car is stolen??
Driver: That's right. But, come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
PC: There's a gun in the glove compartment???
Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. (Note: boot is 'trunk')
PC: There is a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?!?!
Driver: Yes, mate
Hearing this, the officer immediately called for back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and a senior officer approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Senior Officer: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, here it is.
It was perfectly valid
Senior Officer: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here are the registration papers.
Senior Officer: Could you slowly open your glove compartment so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver: Sure, sir, but there's no gun in there.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove compartment.
Senior Officer: Would you mind opening the boot?
Driver: No problem.
The boot is opened - no body
Senior Officer: I don't understand this. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment and a dead body in the boot.
Driver: I bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.
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