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    In the closet......

    A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
    She's not aware that her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet during their meetings. During one such meeting, her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball."
    Man: "That's nice."
    Boy: "Want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "My dad's outside."
    Man: "OK, how much?"
    Boy: "$250."

    A week later, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
    Man: "How much?"
    Boy: "$750."
    Man: "Fine."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
    The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
    The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
    The son says, "$1,000."
    The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

    They go to church, the father alerts the priest, makes the little boy sit in the confession
    booth, and closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."
    The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
    I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

    #2
    In the closet......

    Oh nooooooooooooooo!
    "Be still and know that I am God"

    Psalm 46:10

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      #3
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      so very, very wrong....tee hee hee
      Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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        #4
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        didn't see that one coming !! LOL
        I feel as though it's all happening to someone right next to me.
        I'm close, I can feel it, I can hear it, but it isn't really me.

        Marilyn Monroe

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          #5
          In the closet......

          That is fantastic!
          "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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            #6
            In the closet......

            LOL xx
            sigpicXXX

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              #7
              In the closet......

              My husband will love this one!

              I wasn't ready for that!!! :H :H :H
              Rest in Peace, Bear. We miss you.

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