Two businessmen in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store ... as yet, the store isn't ready...only a few shelves are setup.
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One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
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No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"
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One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes here." ************************************************** ********************
Without skipping a beat, the rebel says, "Well, I see y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!"
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One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
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No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"
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One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes here." ************************************************** ********************
Without skipping a beat, the rebel says, "Well, I see y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!"