mornin all ..how are we ...thats another weekend less till chrimbo...ho ho ho.......good weekend peeps ?what did we get up to ..owt or nowt...finally got my head round the clock changing tho it was strange with the extra hour of light o clock last night..nice sunny day here ,but the sunniness isnt warm...its a bluff ..its freezing!!
so hot brews all round..peppermint t here...
hiya snoopster..hows you today then?all goodly ..ready for another fun filled week?.. fun filled is optional...you can replace it with other words....
hiya ppqp ..how are you today then? all good ..I was going to be late today,but Im a bit early to be late,so I guess Im just normal.....ha ha.. did you have a good weekend?
hi pauly ..hows you today then..all good I hope ...as for being at peace with da booze..you can do it ,only you..but we can help...if you let us...have a lovely day..
hiya sk...hows the wound now?you feeling better...?scorpion in the bedroom..oops...perhaps you should keep a spade or a shovel in the bedroom to banjo it with...as for uber..bit over the top that.....:welldone:
hi det...hows you then...another sober weekend with craving free? good for you ..yes Im up to date with the time now...its Monday...
hi ya Lav..and how you today,another booze free one ..thats the way...did some planting up yesterday,and done some more this morning..out at my friends tomorrow to have our old whingers session!!!so here you go ..one hand mate brew for you...have a good day..
big hello to everyone else regular and not so regular ..have a great day....
what do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Phillipe Phellope
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. -
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices. -
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans." -
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." -
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up. -
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?' -
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Trump Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -
Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?
A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail. -
The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined. -
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Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause. -
so hot brews all round..peppermint t here...
hiya snoopster..hows you today then?all goodly ..ready for another fun filled week?.. fun filled is optional...you can replace it with other words....
hiya ppqp ..how are you today then? all good ..I was going to be late today,but Im a bit early to be late,so I guess Im just normal.....ha ha.. did you have a good weekend?
hi pauly ..hows you today then..all good I hope ...as for being at peace with da booze..you can do it ,only you..but we can help...if you let us...have a lovely day..
hiya sk...hows the wound now?you feeling better...?scorpion in the bedroom..oops...perhaps you should keep a spade or a shovel in the bedroom to banjo it with...as for uber..bit over the top that.....:welldone:
hi det...hows you then...another sober weekend with craving free? good for you ..yes Im up to date with the time now...its Monday...
hi ya Lav..and how you today,another booze free one ..thats the way...did some planting up yesterday,and done some more this morning..out at my friends tomorrow to have our old whingers session!!!so here you go ..one hand mate brew for you...have a good day..
big hello to everyone else regular and not so regular ..have a great day....
what do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Phillipe Phellope
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. -
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices. -
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans." -
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." -
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up. -
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?' -
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Trump Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -
Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?
A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail. -
The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined. -
17553779_1387470684653684_1488227133411431867_n.jpg
Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause. -
Mick love the "kidnapping" joke! Have a wonderful AF Monday all
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